Your avatar is making sexual advances on you! What now?

[BigDeadMushy]

oh my,what a wonderful smile you have!

 

[bulldogftw]

Um... Yes.

 

[Rusty pumpkin]

I'd stare at it, then wonder how a pumpkin managed to get to my door in the first place.

 

[Sehnsucht Engel]

Velvet Remedy, eh? I didn't know you were... Hmm, I only wish you were human then.

 

[MrGalactus]

It's a tapir with a jetpack. How does this work?

 

[Duck Sandwich]

I would take off its clothes. And then eat it.

 

[FlameOfArnor]

Sex with Gandalf/Ian McKellen. I think I'd probably do it. He's awesome. (SOOO hard not to make a joke about his "staff")

 

[CharrHearted]

my fursona... yeah sure, why not.

 

[MassiveGeek]

I smack her with a frying pan.

... or you know, let her have her way because she's pretty hot.

How about smack her with a frying pan and then have your way with her?
Sure its a little rapey but does it still count as rape if she was hitting on you?
Wouldn't it count as consensual sex with just a side of assault and battery?

Anyway, my avatar is a eye... It would just remind me of A Serbian Film and I dont want that.

Good point! Although I think the sex would be better if she was concious. P:

(And totally unrelated but FUCK a wind just flung a door shut and it scared the living hell out of me.)

 

[Luftwaffles]

The Wonderbolts....huh..just back away with my ass to a wall

 

[Suarga]

Allow the loving grasp of Electric Six to come over me.

 

[icame]

I would take off its clothes. And then eat it.

Its clothes being a piece of bread in this case?

 

[TriGGeR_HaPPy]

"I... I'm sorry Applejack and Twilight... I just wanna remain friends. D: "
And then hope to god that one of the strongest earth ponies and one of the most powerful unicorns don't take this news badly. ;>_>

EDIT: Best post to have as my 1337th post, ever.

 

[dday4you]

sexually aproached by a motivational poster?
hmmmm....

 

[Tharwen]

I have serious trouble imagining my avatar advancing on anything.

 

[Rabish Bini]

It's Barney Gumble, I suppose I'd be able to outrun him

 

[Gentleman_Reptile]

Would saying "Clever Girl" be appropriate for me?

 

[kdread1]

... Bend over and take it... I wouldn't have a chance..

 

[Suarga]

I have serious trouble imagining my avatar advancing on anything.

You aren't thinking with portals!

 

[Gentleman_Reptile]

Spoiler: YES YES YES YES YES

Did I mention YES?

I am against overt sexualisation of the ponies not as humans.

I do not like the idea of that kind of thing among my rainbows and friendship.

But I still cant bring myself to disagree with you......