Your avatar is making sexual advances on you! What now?

[Vie]

Great, now the land is humping me.

 

[MrGalactus]

It's a tapir with a jetpack. How does this work?

I imagine the snout is somehow involved. I'd rather not think about it.

AT JETPACK SPEEDS!
Yeah, I'll decline.

 

[Magikarp]

I'd just make sure it can't escape the aquarium.

 

[Ursus Buckler]

Well, I'd run, obviously. It's a big damn grizzly bear. A big damn grizzly bear in lingerie, so, obviously skilled, but still a big damn grizzly bear.

 

[Alucard788]

So i'm being hit on by a hot Lineage 2 male elf?

Whoohoo!

*glomps his avatar*

 

[bam13302]

stop, drop, and roll
then dial 911

 

[Sleepy Sol]

Uh...this is going to hurt. A lot. I'd try to run. Probably wouldn't succeed.

 

[II2]

I've garnered the sexual advances of a fictional dead bug and a typo. Great.

 

[Iconsting]

Sorry Dash, I don't dig hooves.

 

[Atheist.]

Granted I'm a beautiful man. But I think I'd try to seduce the gender I'm actually attracted to (Women), rather than myself. But hey, you know. Maybe I'd become a bit bi-curious for myself... Tyler Durden anyone?

 

[Caulk]

I think they're a bit busy.

 

[mgirl]

You know, I don't think I'd complain!

 

[Nocta-Aeterna]

"Dude, you are already married, to a woman, also you are DEAD"

 

[Master Kuja]

Sexual advances from a Techmarine?
That...That's going to hurt. Considering all the machinery he tinkers with, I get the distinct feeling that he's got some sort of mechanics fetish, and would probably put it to good use...

Hell, if I say no I'll probably get a bolter round to the face.
...Help.

 

[sheogoraththemad]

a lot of avatars are of my little pony that is not good,
OT: fuck yes

Yea, I am beginning to sense that many people around here have secret Beastiality thoughts, which is not good, not good at all.

OT: Run away quickly, or kill it. I refuse to be a Pedo.

the sad thing is that a lot of people are totally okay with it....

 

[Blondi3]

Impatiently await my horrible death.

HE IS AWAKE!

 

[alittlepepper]

Zoey? Mmm...sure, I'd go for it. Though I'd ask her to take a bath first. Zombie killing for 2 weeks and being boomer'ed constantly would leave one pretty darn funky I imagine.

Edit: The smoker? Um...no.

 

[John the Gamer]

It'd fry my balls off, soooooo. Ritualistic suicide anybody? I'd probably die anyways.

 

[Jack and Calumon]

Calumon, you don't even know what sex is do you?

Calumon: Someone here told me it was a pie! I want my pie!