Your avatar is making sexual advances on you! What now?

[The Wykydtron]

He must have already seen the ending...

Still must have been some crazy route progression if it ends with provocative clothing and seducing

 

[Sinisterspider]

...I'm ok with this.

 

[Dedtoo]

I guess i would just have to let him have his way with me, as i see no means of escape.

 

[BigDeadMushy]

Then I'd go out and have a bit of "fun" with him after having him teach me the best way to snipe people.

you know what they say...

you're gunna groan...

snipers can go all day without firing a round

well I warned you.

 

[AnAngryMoose]

Allow the loving grasp of Electric Six to come over me.

I approve of this. Not many Electric Six fans around these days.

OT: I honestly don't know... It's Deadpool. If I tried to run he would probably just shoot me. I suppose I could always cross my fingers and hope the voices in his head talk him out of it.

 

[CrashBang]

Well firstly I need to clarify whether or not my avatar in this instance would count as a logo, or Captain Hammer. Because if it's a logo, I don't really know how that would work.
If it's Captain Hammer, well, it could be worse. I mean, it is Nathan Fillion.

If Nathan Fillion made sexual advances at me, I would gladly accept. I mean, as you said, it is Nathan Fillion

OT: "No! Hal! What are you... what, what are you doing with that... oh god... you've constructed a giant NOOOOOOO! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLL!!"

 

[TheMagicIndian]

I'd have to be cautious of her spring-loaded boxing glove but hell yea, I'd hit it all day long. I'd just hope she doesn't pull a guitar out of my head mid-coitus. That might be a bit weird.

I'm surprised at the amount of pony acceptance in this thread.

 

[DarkRyter]

"I'm not sure how I feel about this Hugh Laurie/Gordon Freeman."

"..."

"I mean, you've been my avatar for such a long time. It just seems kinda weird."

"..."

"I've never had these kinds of feelings before, you know. I mean, I'm just some internet user and you're just the fusion of a badass physicist and a mysoginistic doctor. But you keep making me have these feelings!"

"..."

"Freeman Laurie, I..."

 

[Sizzle Montyjing]

...
Once again
...
It's a ravenous, Man-eating cupcake with a taste for blood.
How did this happen?
But i suppose i would...
KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

 

[Joshroom]

From a moogle?!
Can moogles even be sexual?

I don't know. Probably leave quickly, swear of all forms of alchol for the rest of my life and check myself into a pyschiatrist.

 

[Kargathia]

Run away as fast as I can, and sell the story as horror movie plot.

Edit: Coincidentally changed my avatar. And I'd be all over that spirit healer. If she had a body.

 

[Grayjack]

Get over here, baby.

 

[SD-Fiend]

thank god I didn't let him evolve yet

 

[captainwolfos]

First of all hooray, elves!

But then, no. I'd smack him one for abandoning Merrill D:

 

[Quassimodo]

well... hmm
*looks at avatar*
...
HELL YEAH! come here baby!

 

[gregitaly]

Huzzah!

 

[ntw3001]

It's a tapir with a jetpack. How does this work?

I imagine the snout is somehow involved. I'd rather not think about it.

 

[Evil Top Hat]

Only if I can have his top hat after

 

[DustStorm]

Nothing, because there is no stopping the glorious PC gaming master race.