I would have a dragon overlooking treacherous volcano'y terrain with the words "Do not mess in the affairs of dragons...for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup." hovering in front...do I win or lose? Would I constantly leak lava everywhere?
I think the world would want to eat my soft, delicious, adorable face. :<
At least I would be cute and smell good.
As for a job I think I would be forever running for my life or become a hopping cat toast hermit.
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