Your Avatar vs Yourself

[Trippy Turtle]

Me vs widdle killing machine? Well first of all I couldn't hurt such a cute thing. Second it could kill me easy. I could... comb its fur and live with it in a cave though. That could be cool.
EDIT: I clicked the big red button so now my avatar is Justin Bieber. I get to have a fist fight with him now. This is going to be good.

 

[Mrmac23]

The IAMDISPLEASED face is a badly drawn head who is capable of rolling around and absolutely nothing else. I'd give him a quick punt with my foot and i'd win.

 

[Elemental]

I... Don't know.. I Really don't...
I don't even know if he has a body.

 

[Sandjube]

Riiiiiiiiiight, like I can dodge THAT well.

 

[BrotherSurplice]

Hmmm, four against one? Not good odds. Although hopefully, them being nice people, they wouldn't want to fight anyway. Now, if it was a music battle, all that would be left of me would be a pair of smoking shoes.

 

[snagli]

Well, I'd join them, of course. Emotions are inferior to super strength and wrist mounted lasers.

 

[Steinar Valsson]

Well... Unarmed? It would be a good fight. Armed? He only needs a crowbar to defeat a united front of inter-species space things... I'd be screwed! He'd open my head like a tuna can with that thing!

 

[Dr_McSteamy]

Well its me versus the album cover of Pink Floyd's Meddle. I think if someone threw the record hard enough it would leave a bump?

 

[The Funslinger]

Depends on the range. Do I merely possess the weapons I do in real life?

If it were in a head on fight, I'd have a chance, and it would be easier for me to aim and fire first, having a shotgun. From a distance though, he'd annihilate me with his rifle. If I fought him with my kukri, I have no idea. He isn't supposed to be all that good with a machete...

Overall, I'm not a fan of my odds. Does he have the dinosaur? I'm fucked if he has the dinosaur.

 

[azurine]

Oh, no contest. My avatar could kill me in, like, eight different ways. Four of which could be accomplished within ten seconds.

 

[werty10089]

I would squash my avatar like a bug. (figuratively speaking, of course)

 

[CrazyGirl17]

(Looks at avatar) You're kidding, right?

 

[Professor Idle]

I fear for my nads.

If I win at least I get a cool hat.

 

[Milo Windby]

We sit down for some catnip tea and giggle about yaoi and cute boys.

Wait? We should be fighting? Balls to that, Catnip tea is better...

 

[kommando367]

My avatar is a yinyang symbol with liquid metal spikes. I could take it on.

 

[Lev The Red]

i could never fight mudpik. i liek him too much.

 

[Malyc]

My avatar is a sniper... IF I could make it to him, I might stand a chance. If I didn't know he was there, well... He's a fucking sniper. I'm BONED.

 

[monkey_man]

I think my avatar's civilized ways are not meant for combat.
So I can basically slap him and he'll surrender.
I don't want to though, this guys is awesome