Your Avatar vs Yourself

[Dr_McSteamy]

Well its me versus the album cover of Pink Floyd's Meddle. I think if someone threw the record hard enough it would leave a bump?

 

[The Funslinger]

Depends on the range. Do I merely possess the weapons I do in real life?

If it were in a head on fight, I'd have a chance, and it would be easier for me to aim and fire first, having a shotgun. From a distance though, he'd annihilate me with his rifle. If I fought him with my kukri, I have no idea. He isn't supposed to be all that good with a machete...

Overall, I'm not a fan of my odds. Does he have the dinosaur? I'm fucked if he has the dinosaur.

 

[azurine]

Oh, no contest. My avatar could kill me in, like, eight different ways. Four of which could be accomplished within ten seconds.

 

[werty10089]

I would squash my avatar like a bug. (figuratively speaking, of course)

 

[CrazyGirl17]

(Looks at avatar) You're kidding, right?

 

[Professor Idle]

I fear for my nads.

If I win at least I get a cool hat.

 

[Milo Windby]

We sit down for some catnip tea and giggle about yaoi and cute boys.

Wait? We should be fighting? Balls to that, Catnip tea is better...

 

[kommando367]

My avatar is a yinyang symbol with liquid metal spikes. I could take it on.

 

[Lev The Red]

i could never fight mudpik. i liek him too much.

 

[Malyc]

My avatar is a sniper... IF I could make it to him, I might stand a chance. If I didn't know he was there, well... He's a fucking sniper. I'm BONED.

 

[monkey_man]

I think my avatar's civilized ways are not meant for combat.
So I can basically slap him and he'll surrender.
I don't want to though, this guys is awesome

 

[shadowshian]

poor wage slave that's allready been broken mentally and physically by Mining corporation he "works" for. nop i couldnt beat him even if i tried id feel way too sorry for the poor bastard.

 

[Ddgafd]

:O

Fuck. Shit. Profanity. I'm dead, no contest whatsoever. Though I'm laughing my ass off just imagining the fight.

 

[aww yea]

Congratulations on making a thread that makes me pay full attention to everyones posts OP

Im not sure who would win but it would be a hell of a showdown.

 

[MephistosCousin]

Well...i don't have the Deity mask so i'm probably screwed D:

And then there's the fact that his laugh scares the !@#$ outta me so i would probably just hide somewhere >.>

 

[Henkie36]

I think I can summarize it in one word: *splat*

 

[Hasido]

seeing as its me as a pony, i think we are evenly matched. he may be able to run faster/hit harder, but i can chase him down over the long haul (yay ridiculous human endurance!)
also i have hands.

 

[JoesshittyOs]

Ye- no...

Not a chance in hell. I also don't much fancy the idea of being killed by a fireball.

 

[Psychedelic Spartan]

OH MY GOD! I'd Have to fight an imp! It could summon Yahtzee who would freeze me with the cold harshness of his words, giving me severe mental trauma thinking that I should wear pants on my head!

 

[Wushu Panda]

an epic fight between two students of Kung Fu. it would rage on, neither of us taking an upper hand...until hunger sets in. then we settle things with noodles and dumplings