Your avatar, would you date/marry it?

[IamQ]

Maybe, but I don't know how healthy it would be. I'd most likley be half-dead by the time we reach our honeymoon.

 

[trech125]

well i dont think i could mary 30000 men at once and im straight so no...
and i also wouldent mary an E with stars floating round it...

 

[Mumonk]

<_<.......No rofl!!!

 

[GeorgW]

I doubt I could carry a lasting relationship with a moose hoof-print.

Quitter!!

well considering the guy (strike 1) is a midget with a gun but has some form of weapon pointed at him... chances are he'd be dead before I even got to him. Plus my name says it all. I'm really racist against the little bastards. Damn them all to hell! (so thats like 5 strikes against the poor guy)

But, jawas are cuute!!

So many posts and so many hilarious replys. The avatar polls are always interesting and if it wern't for the fact that this is onto page 8 and I'm rather limited in how much time I have to reply in the morning I would be reading each one.

I'm reading through it right now. I feel like I have to, being the OP and all. There's a few good ones on each page.

 

[Flames66]

It's me, so yes obviously.

 

[scorptatious]

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NO.

I'd have to have fetishes for little rodents cosplaying as Pikachu in order for the relationship to work.

You've changed your avatar?

Yes I did. Yesterday my avatar was a rat that was most likely photoshopped to look like a real-life Pikachu.

I change my avatars VERY frequently.

 

[Gammaj4]

Your're a sick, sick monkey.
An imp, from Hell, summoned from the corpse of a giant spider, is not my idea of a significant other.

 

[Prince Regent]

No, I'm fairly certain I can do better. ^^

 

[GeorgW]

My baleful death-eye does not lend itself to eroticism.

You speak from experience?

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Take a wild guess.

Yes.

 

[PurpleLeafRave]

My avatar is technically dead and a giant walking death machine so no.

Elder!
I used to collect Elder. They're my favourite race.

 

[King of Wei]

Mine is a virtual company logo so ... YES!

 

[Instant K4rma]

Something tells me the Dude would not abide...

 

[ninjapenguin981]

Nope, ninjapenguin981 is just my online personality. That's like asking would you date/marry a portrait of yourself.

 

[Scobie]

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[GeorgW]

Call me crazy, but I don't think I would.

You're crazy!

God no...

The only possible reason I would consider it is on the off chance he'd turn me, and not require me to spend time with him.

Scary ************!

What about that tongue?

...I hate all of the members that have a female avatar at the moment. You lucky basterds...

OT: No, I would not. Just look at my avatar! Would you date/marry him?

Would he hold me after?
Also, what about the women with female avatars?

 

[Hollock]

Yes, because he's a hero.
He saved me from being a two jar slave.

 

[GeorgW]

This is the most depressing thread I've seen in a while. Seriously Escapist? Way to reinforce the nerd stereotype.

Well sooorry for creating it. Would you mind telling me how it reinforces the nerd stereotype??

It's a machine. Make up your own mind whether I seem like the sort of person who would actually marry a machine.

Well, you kinda do...

Uuuugh..

Hideous lobster-man is not an improvement over my real girlfriend.

What!? Zoidberg is awesome!! Also, you can't deny there are some advantages to those tendrils

My avatar represents my online pseudonym so technically although not an actual picture of me it represents me, therefore if I did it would be dating a non-sentient non-organic thing, which is of course completely stupid.

What, so my love affair with hydroperoxide is stupid??

What's Next? Gay robo-sexual marriage?

That would be romosexual marriage.

Aurelio 'Voltaire' Hernandez.
I am not gay, but this guy is second on my list of people I would turn gay for.

I may regret this, but who's on first?

 

[Dublin Solo]

Nah, women aren't my type, really.

Today's captcha: UNori Kolkata. Sounds like a Kenyan sentence.

 

[Arafiro]

For sure. It would sure make for an.. interesting experience.

 

[GeorgW]

<_<.......No rofl!!!

I lol'd. Where is that from??