1.spelling test, grade seven (yeah, my school fucking FAILED) anyhow, one of the words was 'beautiful' and the teacher gave en example, saying 'Ms. G is BEAUTIFUL' (she's an ugly old hag)
I said (rather loudly) 'I beg to differ'
which Ms. G who has no sense of humor to this day sent me to the office for...
2.same year, kids talking shit about me, eventually he says something about my sister, to which I respond with a shot at his sister (let me clarify, he has no sister, only a brother, who is gay...nothing wrong with gays, but I had the perfect shot at him, so I used it) he said 'you idiot, I don't have a sister!'.
I quickly shot back 'yeah you do, ya queer, her name is ____!'
(christian school, so it was like calling him a hellspawn, which I did)
3. I was walking with my friends and one kid I don't know, who's being an asshole, I pick up a penny to throw at him, and he yells 'penny whore!' kay, fair enough I DID pick up a random penny, looking THAT cheap(even thoguh I'm known to be loaded more than half the time) to which I say 'I'd rather be a penny whore than a man whore'
he says in response 'what kind of man whore, there are different types'
I responded 'you are a man whore who sells his butthole for the crack-cocaine'
yeah, those are my top three.
