Ahah, this reminds me of a time long ago... not really a one liner maybe...
Was sat in a 'net cafe playing Call of Duty; United Offensive with some of the other guys in the room. I had taken my glasses off briefly and was casually playing.
This old dude who must've been using the internet was leaving, saw me playing a war game and exclaimed "Shoot him in the jugular!"
Without thinking much, I said;
"I've got a better idea..."
*puts glasses on and looks at him*
"... I'll aim for the neck"
Maybe a had-to-be-there thing, but people laughed and he got pissed at me for not knowing my physiology.... still!
Was sat in a 'net cafe playing Call of Duty; United Offensive with some of the other guys in the room. I had taken my glasses off briefly and was casually playing.
This old dude who must've been using the internet was leaving, saw me playing a war game and exclaimed "Shoot him in the jugular!"
Without thinking much, I said;
"I've got a better idea..."
*puts glasses on and looks at him*
"... I'll aim for the neck"
Maybe a had-to-be-there thing, but people laughed and he got pissed at me for not knowing my physiology.... still!