Your best Escape?

[The Maddest March Hare]

Lets just say mine was in a verry bad country, involved a strip club, an assasin and the reson why had nothing to do with me.

I doubt I'm the only one thinking "elaborate, now!"

So..please do go on, you had my attention from 'assassin'.

 

[Agent Larkin]

Out a window to escape an Irish class.

 

[NotAPie]

I remember when I was 8, Me and my friend were playing tag, he was it and he would constantly cheat by useing his bike to get to me, I went around the apartments to a place where he could not take his bike, from there I ran past him and hopped on his bike and we to the other side of the apartments, :O He had to walk a Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong way.

I was going to do something special for my 1000th post but bleh. Too Lazy.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

I almost got robbed while shopping for Halo 3. I got it and then 5 punks in the back of the line saw me and thought they could grab it from me.

I start running through the mall dodging people and pretzel vendors (Yes there is always pretzel vendor during a chase scene.)So I turn a corner and saw a rent-a-cop standing there. So I casualy walk next to him and then lean against the wall. The 5 idiots turn the corner,see the cop and then grumble all the way back to there spots in line.

 

[Ginnipe]

I was playing airsoft with a bunch of people, like 25 of em. So I have my group up on a ridge reddy to ambush. I scream OPEN FIRE. about half of the enemy team getts gunned down on the spot from 2 snipers, my 2 automatic rifles, a m249 machine gun. and a bunch of pistols.

Now im armed to the teeth with 2 assult rifles, one resembling a G3 and isn't very accurate but can fire 400 BB's before I relod, a M4 which is accurate butonly has 30 BBs, and a m9 pistole that holds 10 BBs.

So this fight rages on and I sneak off to the side and start coming in behind them. Sadly the last 3 of them all have auto matic weapons except for one guy with a pistol. So I get spotted about 20 feet from 2 of em, they open fire and I sprint farther back into the woods while shooting. BBs are laning everywhere and I was jumping over some. so I'm running and shooting as I retrete right into their last guy with a pistol. He holds it up ready to fire (we are about 5 feet from each other) I duck and dodge one shot, and using my Karate skills in grap this guys arm, stwist it, kick his legs out and steel his pistol and shoot him with it.

And thats not even the best part, I use him as a hostage and start walking back to the enemy, they see me and shoot at their friend, I then proced to drop them with 3 shots, one miss only. I won that game with glory.

 

[similar.squirrel]

Out a window to escape an Irish class.

Been there. Probably explains my abysmal grades.

Sitting in anook beside a shelf in the school library [skipping some inconsequential class or other]. An entire class walked in. Nobody saw me. Eventually just got back to my book.

 

[johnman]

Lets just say mine was in a verry bad country, involved a strip club, an assasin and the reson why had nothing to do with me.

I doubt I'm the only one thinking "elaborate, now!"

So..please do go on, you had my attention from 'assassin'.

You had my attention from "Strip club"

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

Lets just say mine was in a verry bad country, involved a strip club, an assasin and the reson why had nothing to do with me.

I doubt I'm the only one thinking "elaborate, now!"

So..please do go on, you had my attention from 'assassin'.

It was during a buissness trip to a third-world country that will go unnamed. We took some buisness partners to do what most soulless, slezzy, old, horny, buisnessmen do and thats to hang out at a filthy strip club and get drunk. At the door some one we were with was talking to someone. After more than four depressing hours and a lot of sprite, the bartender said I was called by someone to go 'out back.' I did what anyone with a brain would do said to myself FUCK THAT and didn't go. Much later my friend sayed we need to GTFO of there. We all left with myself being surrounded. Then near the exit the most sober of my group told me to "stay down" and him and three others looked around for a couple of minutes. Then we all ran up the stairs and stuffed our selfs into the car and got out of there. Two cars followed us but not verry long (we were close to a police station). After that they told me all this was because they thought I was "someone else" and "they wanted something from me."
Thats just another reson never to go back to strip clubs or [UNSPECIFIED]emala.

I'm glad I asked, that was a pretty cool story

I have no interesting escape stories =[

I'm either too lazy or too much of a goody goody..or something like a mix of the two. I do have a lot of fighting stories though, maybe I have no escape stories because I don't run from my bullies..(not aimed at anyone, just a general thought) xD

 

[Exocet]

We were by a McDonalds,drunk,and two of my buddies(the shorter one will be friend1,and the other friend2) decided to show their asses to passing cars.

After a couple laughs and honking,3 guys jump out of the car and chase friend1.Friend2 puts his pants back on correctly and we both chase the three cowards ganging up on friend1.
As I run like a fucking maniac,imagining my friend getting beat up,I see the car the last two of my friends(friend3 and friend4) went back to get.

Friend2 reaches in the trunk and pulls out a fucking hay-cutter(the giant scissors kind).
With my imposing 6'2"/massive frame and friend2's gardening tool,we continue chasing the humorless pricks.Only this time,we're shouting out like enraged barbarians.I've seriously never been so pissed in my life.Everyone in the area heard us.
The three bastards who were acting tough before fled like fearful rabbits being hunted by a minigun-totting hunter.

Unfortunately,we get separated(friend2 runs way faster than me)
I'm shouting/asking where friend1 is ,not knowing he went back to his car successfully.
now their trying to encircle me with the 2 other guys in their car.They're even grabbing rocks on the ground.
I keep telling myself:"Alright,this is not going to end well.You're outnumbered and they have weapons.You're going to take a beating.Might even have scars for life,so I want you to just jump on one of them and go fucking berserk"

Moments before I act,I see friend3 and friend4 in the car infront of me,taking a roundabout by the wrong side and friend2 getting out,telling me to get in.I run towards the car,jumping in.At that moment,I have no idea where friend1 is,so I yell that we have to go back and get him.I tell myself there's a small hatchet in the trunk just in case.
Friend2,in the back with me tells me friend1 is ok and points out the car behind us.I recognise instantly friend1.

We turn around and drive away with 5 fingers in the air.One for each of us.I'll let you guess which one it was.

Later that night,as we were talking about it,friend1 told me he saw me getting surrounded and said in one of the coldest tone I've ever heard:"I wouldn't have hesitated to run over couple of the bastards had they tried anything on you".
I would have had chills up my spines,but he puked out all the beer right after he finished his sentence.

That concludes my story.

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

I couldn't get into any fights in school. They sayed if I ever did anything violent they'd suspend me and I almost went crazy. The fucking school always thought I was crazy.

I'm normally the quiet kid who gets bullied a lot, but I'm also the biggest guy in the year, so if they started being really annoying to me they weren't too hard to sort out. Especially since one of them was 5'4" and really really skinny, although he did try hitting me with a cricket bat once..I think he tagged along because it was that or be a target himself.

 

[mikecoulter]

I had to climb out of a girls bedroom window before her boyfriend got into the room

OOOOOOOOOOH that was fun =D

Before her boyfriend? 0_o

You never cease to amaze me.