Your best Joke Ever.

[ManaAdvent]

What tastes better than Canadian bacon?

Kevin Bacon

 

[zombiestrangler]

Lots of racist ones i wont share.

Same here. I will tell this one though:
A man moves is moving into a small town. A neighbor comes by and knocks on the door.
"Hey there, neighbor. I just wanted to come by and invite you to a party I'm having up the road. There'll be drinking and fucking and fighting and it's sure to be a blast."
" Ok," says the first man," Should I wear anything nice?"
" No," says the neighbor,"It's just gonna be you and me."

 

[darthotaku]

in the spoiler box for anti-semitism

Spoiler

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? four in the seats and fifty in the ash trey