Your best pick up line

[alrekr]

Hi! can I put my substrate in your active site?

Biology pickups for the win!

 

[ultimateownage]

Hey, wanna fuck?

Works every time.

 

[Thundero13]

Hey Baby, do you come here often or do you have a physical or mental disability which prevents you from sexually climaxing?

 

[Rossiar]

"Roses are red, violets are blue..."


Get in the van.

(Courtesy of my friend from Essex / he looked it up on sickipedia)

 

[JokerCrowe]

"I brought lubricant."

was it the BEST pickup line?

 

[Canid117]

There is the classic
"Do you know how much a Polar bear weighs?"
"Um... not really"
"Enough to break the ice my name is _______"
*Extend handshake*

 

[Dorian6]

You know what I like most about your eyes? When I look closely, I can see my reflection.

 

[YoBadMama]

Get in the friggin truck before I blow your brains out!!!!

Works every time...

 

[mortalsatsuma]

Roses are red, violets are blue, get in the van I've got a knife. It's surprisingly effective.

 

[Edut]

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Apparently was much late.

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

"Are you a lumber-jack? cause you give me......."uh, you know what I mean.
"Is heaven missing an angel? because I would like to engage in sexual intercourse with you"
"....hey, whats up"
"If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.....also I think we should go out sometime"
"The sight of you has filled up all 250gigs of my heart" (I especially like this one)
"So, do you like romantic bullshit?"
"I gotta be honest, you caught my eye and now my pants are down......."
"Are you a surgeon, because you just took my heart"
"Here, drink this"

And the best one is

 

[Gudrests]

"How you doin'?" In think New York accent.

WOAH...unless your from NYC (CITY)!!!!! <--main part...you cant use that....only i can

and i use Hi my name is John, I like (insert thing that the girl likes also) and talking to pretty girls...

 

[SimuLord]

"Forgive me for being forward, but I'd be kicking myself if I didn't say hello to the most beautiful girl in this room."

Not saying it'd work---my usual pickup line of choice is "Hi, I'm Fox."

 

[FrankatronX]

Hey those are great pants. They'd go really well with my bedroom floor.

 

[FrankatronX]

As I've said before:

*pats stomach* "Soon you will be plump with my seed."

That's too funny man!

 

[Durgiun]

Hey, you wanna go fuck in the bathroom?

Short, honest and to the point. What more do you need?
A condom.

 

[astrav1]

Are you a meat burglar? Because it looks like somebody took two fine lookin' hams and shoved them down the back of your pants.

 

[TheSteeleStrap]

Walk up to her, and stand there staring till she acknowledges you. When she does, offer her a Pez. No one can turn down Pez.

 

[Lilani]

Pick up lines from total strangers are so shallow and unromantic they should be illegal. Anytime someone uses a pick up line with me, the answer will always end up as a "no." They show that the guy has no confidence in who they are and even less respect for who I am.

 

[MurderousToaster]

"Good afternoon, human who appears to be within the female subsection of the species. It would appear that as of just now I am of the opposite gender to you, that being the "male" section. It would also appear that, as a male, I possess a sexually-based attraction towards the more vagina-based gender. This attraction would lead me to believe that it would be appropriate for me to propose to you the offer of a liquid substance possibly containing a volume of alcohol at yonder liquid serving institution, more colloquially known as a bar. This interaction between you and myself could be correctly construed in a different term as a "date". After this "date", possibly based off of your blood alcohol content, it may be possible for me to inquire as to whether or not you would permit me to journey with you back to my place of living. Upon entering my place of residence it could be a possibility that we would retreat to my sleeping chambers and engage in the human reproductive activity more commonly referred to as intercourse. Would you feel at all interested in my proposition?"

Works every time.