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Casual Shinji said:
Now that I think about it Mahoromatic had one of the biggest bullshit endings I've ever seen.

The whole show is a light-hearted, nonsensical harem comedy, and then suddenly presents you with some overly dramatic, extremely far-fetched and convoluted "Gainax" ending. For no fucking reason at all. God, fuck that show.

It's like Gainax thinks, 'Oh yeah, we made Evangelion, let's give every show we make from here on out a similar ending, whether it fits or not.'
A thousand times this. I totally loved Mahoromatic back in the day, in fact it was shaping up to be one of my favorite series... then the last episode came around, and the bullshit just kept on flooding.
The show is about a powerful female android warrior, Mahoro, created with alien technology to fight against said alien invaders in secret in space. She is ridiculously powerful, however using her powers cuts into her lifespan, so when she only has one year left she asks to be relieved to duty and becomes the maid of this boy. The reason for that is that he is the son of her dead commander who died during a mission and she feels guilty about it, so she wants to atone and make amends to the boy as the las thing she does.

After this the first 90% of the series is wacky comedy, with a large number of supporting characters and a very lovable core cast, interspersed with a number of short fight-scenes every here and there when Mahoro's past catches up with her. However, during all this time there is a ticking clock, and at the end of each episode it tells us how many days she has left. Overall it was a fun, lighthearted and very engaging story with a few darker edges.

And then in the end it all turns into a clusterfuck, it turns out that the aliens willingly gave the tech to humanity to build Mahoro because they deemed that human culture would be more accepting of them if they fought first or something, then another group steals this technology and starts building their won androids, culminating in a final battle where Mahoro sacrifices herself in a giant explosion... and then we cut something like thirty years later in the future, where the planet turned into a dystopia and the male lead became a forty-something years old alcoholic bum who goes around hunting down the remaining androids of said organization, and then gets impaled at the end... at which point the alien queen just coincidentally decides that they have spent enough time on Earth already and it's time to look for other intelligent life, so they leave, but before that she resurrects Mahoro, because why not, and the whole show ends on an ambiguous WTF note...
 

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Little Woodsman said:
It was presented to me that the fifth book would conclude the "Song of Ice and Fire" saga, and that the books coming after would be a new/different story line, set in the same world.
Ok, i guess you know now that that's wrong and that the sixth and fith book will still be of the "Song of Ice and Fire" Saga.
There are allready other books about Westeros like the Tales of Dunk and Egg, or something like that. But no huge sagas like SOIAF
 

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Round 2 for me:

-Persona 4: No, I don't mean the game. The game is awesome, 10/10. I just hate the milking of this game. Specifically I was yelling like "Jason-Heavy Rain" a million times after I saw this:



Persona 4 Dancing All Night

Man, I hope to be a good game, but man, after I saw that, I wanted to take a shotgun an blash the f*cking brains of this game while I dacing the Death Dance with a big crazy smile over my face.....

-Deadly Premonition: Yep, the game is glorious they said. It will be fun they say..........well, yeah, I like the characters and the crazy plot, but I was yelling "No-Heavy Rain" why the f*ck is a game and not a movie!!!
Btw, I love Heavy Rain.
 

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The ending of season 2 of Rosario + Vampire. A brief summary:

Harem following main male character: "Which one of us do you chose as your steady girlfriend?!"

Main Character: "I just can't chose a single one of you. I like you all too much to do that!"

Harem: "Hoo-raaay!"

This harem included a pair of mothers and, a girl who couldn't have been older than 12. This scene happens after the main character kicks the ass of the main female's father who it's heavily implied he'll end up with anyway.
To be fair, Rosario + Vampire was a harem show to begin with, the whole shounen-battle aspect only gained traction later, and I would hardly call a harem-series ending with a harem really a fuck-you to the audience. In fact, taken how deep the series explored the implications of the love-dodecahedron (or at least much deeper than any other harem show I have seen), the protag ditching all the girls for Moka alone would have been arguably an even bigger fuck-you to the fanbase.

Also, I have just realized that most of these "fuck-you" moments are related to endings, so I decided to bring up a non-ending example: Sasuke Uchiha's heel-face turn during the final stretch of the series.

You see, Sasuke has been repeatedly shown to be a complete monster, not above sacrificing his friends for the sake of power and revenge, all the while constantly whining (and I am not even saying that as some kind of hyperbole, just look up his actual dialog! I dare you to find a chapter prominently featuring him that doesn't have him moping about something).

Then, out of the blue, it is revealed that his revenge was misguided so that he immediately decides to stop trying to destroy his hometown and instead he want to become its leader, so he suddenly turns around and starts helping the heroes. And just to compound the bullshit, it turns out that his broken eye-powers are the reason for his acts, since they create eeeeevil chakra that in turn make him eeeeeeeeeevil himself, effectively absolving him from all the morally bankrupt bullshit he had done along the years, because you see kids, with wasn't his fault, it was the eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevil chakra all along!

I don't know what developed from all this, so what I just described might be out of date and he might have did a face-heel turn since then, but this bullshit author saving throw was the reason I dropped reading Naruto, so there's that.
 

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Whenever a game doesn't give you the REAL ending unless you buy a DLC. I'm looking at YOU Dead Space 3.

Otherwise, its when a character dies in a stupid-ass way that could have been easily avoided.

Oh yes, Mass Effect 3 with it's "YOUR CHOICES NEVER MATTERED, PICK AN ENDING!", or that Katana wielding fuckwit Kai Leng with his indestructible plot armour. Goddammit BioWare. Please don't screw up Dragon Age: Inquisition.
 

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YuberNeclord said:
Now that I think about TV shows, I'm gonna have to say Dexter. I personally didn't mind the
death of Rita
at the end of Season four, but I felt that the last four seasons of Dexter were gradually more and more of a fuck you to the fans leading up to the biggest fuck you of all, the last episode.
The last episode even could have represented an interesting twist in Dexter's character development (though one seemingly directly at odds with the books [as much of the series is]), if they hadn't had the last scene. I totally saw the thing you spoilered coming though -- it was a match to the first victim of a cycle and it was too easy of a choice for a victim that the viewers had some connection to.
 

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Quantum Star said:
For the uninitiated, this a summary of the lead-up to the last alternate ending of a game called Drakengard:
To unlock this ending, you have to collect every weapon available in the game, which number upward of 60. Many of these weapons require you to complete bullshit difficult challenges, run around playing guessing games, exploring every last nook and cranny of the often huge maps, and in some cases, waiting around doing nothing for up to 20 minutes until one spontaneously appears.
After you manage all this, you finally get to fight the boss, and in this hack-and-slash Dynasty Warriors type game, the final boss is a bullshit hard rhythm game which requires 100% perfection, or else you have to try again from the start. If you managed to win against that, you earn this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G80XpHACiuw

And Drakengard 3 had something similar as well, which is both better and worse.
The most important question is this: Are any of the Drakengard 3 endings likely to spawn a spin-off game?

NieR could be argued to have it's share of Fuck You's too.

It's a game in which you are a man trying to save his daughter. The main villain is essentially the soul of the guy you were cloned from (to serve as a vessel for him, no less) who is trying to do exactly the same thing -- save the "soul" of his daughter by merging her with the person cloned from her.

Also, the "true" ending deletes your game save, and every ending results in man going extinct, because by stopping the antagonist you shut down the cloning process and the clones are sterile. That this would happen is not evident until the last 20 minutes or so of the game, at most.

Also, in new game +, you can hear the monsters for what they really are -- the scared and confused "souls" of people who aren't quite right because people don't keep that well without bodies.
 

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Pretty much every single patch to Europa Universalis 4 has been a giant middle finger to everyone playing the game.
 

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Casual Shinji said:
Now that I think about it Mahoromatic had one of the biggest bullshit endings I've ever seen.

The whole show is a light-hearted, nonsensical harem comedy, and then suddenly presents you with some overly dramatic, extremely far-fetched and convoluted "Gainax" ending. For no fucking reason at all. God, fuck that show.

It's like Gainax thinks, 'Oh yeah, we made Evangelion, let's give every show we make from here on out a similar ending, whether it fits or not.'
If you want to see a real 'fuck you' from an anime, look no further than every second of "This Ugly Yet beautiful World" and the final episodes of "Air TV". For me those two anime combined were pretty the final nail in the coffin for anime in my life.
 

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The ending of Blackest Night.
Everyone, and I mean goddamned everyone, who has ever died in DC gets a white lantern ring and comes back to life, including losers and nobodies like Vibe and Maxwell Lord. But the Elongated Man, who has a 40 year history with the Justice League and a sizable fanbase, does not. This is acknowledged, too, as the Flash looks around trying to find him, only to be disappointed.
 

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I can't help but feel like every time they kill off an awesome character in Walking Dead but then I have to remind myself that it's a show with zombies and their tagline is basically "anyone can die" which it probably why I was ten times more crushed than angry after Walking Dead: Episode 5.

Also Survival Instinct seems to be a "fuck you" to people that like the series as a whole and Daryl fans. "Ohhh there was a MUCH BETTER Telltale game that wasn't based on the show? You like Daryl Dixon? Here, have a really shitty game that maybe can be salvaged for money." I mean.... Yeahhhh I gave them money to own it and Michael Rooker DID sign my copy but that doesn't make the game itself less money-grubbing.

The very end to the first Insidious also gave me this vibe, if for no other reason than the fact that I HATE "sequel hook shots". like a "HA HA THERE'S GONNA BE ANOTHER ONE, SUCKA" and they just really frustrate me.
 

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People have already mentioned the entirety of Mass Effect 3, which as I agree, honestly was more of an accidentally fuck you.

The real fuck you is if you have downloaded the Extended Cut DLC, and if you try to shot the stupid kid, it immediately ends the game and makes that your refusal choice. The kid shouts in a big angry, masculine, deep tone, as if Mac Walters himself is saying to the player, FUCK YOU FOR NOT LIKING MY CREATIVE GENIUS!

Someone got pretty angry at the youtube videos posted featuring Shepard shooting that stupid kid.
 

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PsychicTaco115 said:
I can honestly say that Call of Duty:Ghosts had the biggest "FUCK YOU" moment for me, specifically the ending

Now, I know that CoD isn't known for it's stories but this ending...

This isn't your average, run of the mill hate

This is.... ADVANCED HATE
I agree, the ending to Ghosts was complete bullshit. Anyone who says otherwise is probably getting paid handsomely to do so.

EDIT: I'm surprised no one has mentioned Capcom's reason for canceling Mega man Legends 3.
 

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Hochmeister said:
Pretty much every single patch to Europa Universalis 4 has been a giant middle finger to everyone playing the game.
How so? I haven't played it, but I'm really enjoying EUIII and was considering picking this up after all the expansions were released.
 

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Frezzato said:
I think The Descent 2 did a pretty decent job of shitting all over the perfectly wonderful first movie. If you've never seen The Descent, it's a heartwarming coming-of-age story about a young woman's journey through loss with the help of her five wacky friends.[footnote]Do not ever take any movie recommendations from me. I am a psychopath who seeks out the scariest things ever made. I am empty inside; horror is the only thing that makes me feel ALIVE!!![/footnote]
Oh yes, I fully agree! And if you do watch it, make sure you watch the British release ending and not the American one. It is about the love between a mother and daughter shown through the medium of cake, in the stereotypical happy-go-lucky attitude of all British entertainment since Charles Dickens.

My answer to this question would have to be... Heroes. I am sure everyone will agree but for different reasons. For me? When they gave us ANOTHER guy whose power is flight. Really? That's it? After like 20 supers you just run out of ideas and reintroduce the most boring power? I mean, we have a million superhero powers that have been invented by writers throughout the world, and they couldn't just copy something? Here, awesome plot line! The girl who cant be hurt falls in love not with a guy who flies like her father but a guy who can't turn his overdeveloped empathy off and therefore feels everyone's pain. He later becomes the bad guy and wants to destroy the world to end all the suffering, in a way, but really for his selfish reasons as he wants to end his own pain but is too pussy to just kill himself. BOOM! Season of Heroes done.

Oh and the, "I'm going to be bisexual for like 2 episodes before rejecting women completely as a way to keep the fans". That was a bad bad move for so many reasons.
 

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The end of the last season of Legend of Korra. Hell, the last season of LoK as a whole. It threw any chance of a decent, thought provoking story out the window and just went for "how can we one up The Last Airbender," and in so lost any chance of doing it by simply just being a dumb cartoon with stupid people doing stupid things for stupid reasons. The first season tried to actually be its own thing and make a story about the power balance basically like Deus Ex: Human Relations, and it worked. The new season just became a pissing contest of what they felt they could do to just throw complexity out the window.

Oh, and the end of Soul Eater. I don't even want to go into that one.

The episodes of DeathNote after episode 25.

Hell, I'd say the heavy focus on the love story in Sword Art Online is a big fuck you. I just feel like they waste so much potential of what the show is about by focusing on the love plot instead of, you know, the getting sucked into a video game, a fantasy of probably every gamer ever. With exceptions of course.
 

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RavingSturm said:
Mass Effect 3 - your choices dont mean anything
Killing Joke - the exchange between Bats and Joker is nothing really clever
Watchmen-Alan Moore trolling the reader's expectations
AvX crossover - Wanda says more mutants just like that
Xmen-Schism- just an excuse to put Logan in charge of his own school, break up the x-men teams again
Secret Invasion - pathetic excuse to bring back dead characters
Evangelion - creators obviously were stumbling around in the dark
AssCreed 3 - like anybody really cared about Desmond Miles
Fear Itself- just gets Thor away for a year, pretends to kill BuckyCap just to get SteveCap to suit up

Almost forgot:Batman-RIP - sorry you have to get into Final Crisis to see what happens to Batman! grrrr
AvX, Schism, Secret Invasion and Fear Itself were all absolute trash. Why would you expect anything of the ending when the comics themselves are garbage :p ?

A greater 'fXck you' to the audience would be the cancellation of Squadron Supreme just as they're about to have the huge showdown between Redstone and Blur+Nighthawk.
 

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The last twilight movie (yeah, i had to endure that piece of shit due to my sister wanting to see it). Finally, all these assholes (READ: eveyone) were gonna die - heads ripped off, getting ripped up by wolves. Christmas came early, folks!

Wait, what? it was a vision? They're still alive? you shitting me? I remember some poor guy was sitting behind me, and i just heard chuckle to the girl next to him "it was all a dream?"

I'm not sure if it was a laugh at how hilariously bad the movie was, or a sign that his sanity had finally snapped.
 

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RavingSturm said:
Mass Effect 3 - your choices dont mean anything
So I assume you missed all the parts where say you couldn't interact with certain characters because they had died in your previous save game, or characters potentially living or dying based on decisions you made in ME 2, or the whole situation with the rachni queen, or the after effects of not saving the genophage research if you chose to go in that direction in ME2...