Your biggest turn OFF?

[xdom125x]

I guess too many or too large of tattoos is a turn off for me.

Ooh stupidity(not being able to keep up with a conversation with me) is on my list of turn offs but crazy levels of intelligence(as in leaving me completely confused by the intellectual level of topics they talk about) can be pretty bad as well(need a girl a lttle bit more intelligent than I).

The word 'like' being used as a placeholder isn't a dealbreaker in and of itself but it can be the straw that breaks the camels back.

Being a hipster is a dealbreaker.

 

[chuckman1]

A penis really is an unpleasant surprise for me.

 

[Nifty]

guys with a lot of chest hair.

just...EW. seriously, that shit's horrible.

Damn shame. I would've let you plat mine.

For me it's overly tight leggings and not wearing anything over them. I won't lie, I'm a red blooded male and I've been know to oogle at the female form but there's a time and a place for it. And believe me, when I'm shopping for a single malt in Tesco, I don't necessarily want to see a girls arse devouring a pair of leggings. Cover that shit up.

Also, bad breath and being too quiet.

 

[ReservoirAngel]

guys with a lot of chest hair.

just...EW. seriously, that shit's horrible.

Damn shame. I would've let you plat mine.

Excuse me while I run away screaming.

 

[Macabre9037]

Women that are stupid.

If I can't hold down an intelligent conversation with you, I don't care what you look like, it ain't gonna happen.

This 1,000 times. i cannot date a stupid girl, I did in High School its horrible. My girlfriend of 4 years is getting her degree in Nuclear Physics and SOO much smarter than my English Major ass. And I like that.

 

[The Seldom Seen Kid]

Let's just say I'd think twice if she had a cock.

Really? Twice? Pretty low standards ya got there, bud.

I'd barely think once.

OP: I don't care what she looks like, if she can't hold down a conversation without being awkward and silent, I'm not going anywhere near her.

 

[The Hero Killer]

Facial piercings. I hate lip rings and nose rings they are very distracting while talking to someone. I especially loathe that Marilyn Monroe piercing, why would you want to duplicate another woman's flaw?

 

[Nifty]

guys with a lot of chest hair.

just...EW. seriously, that shit's horrible.

Damn shame. I would've let you plat mine.

Excuse me while I run away screaming.

There's nothing to be afraid of. While yes, it MAY look like your hand was being consumed by an army of spiders, it's perfectly harmless.

I can only hope that you overcome your phobia someday so you can marry a hirsute wolfman. Playing with a man's back hair is the most intimate thing a couple can do.

 

[vxicepickxv]

Not learning from mistakes, either your own or others.

 

[DefunctTheory]

Lying. I really do not like liars, especially if they're doing it for some kind of gain or sick game. :x

But what if we're lying about her butt looking big?

Which is particularly hard, considering how much I love big butts [sub]Bastard said we couldn't lie about it. he was wrong.[/sub]

I would tell her the truth. Better to be honest then allow people to live in a lie. xD

This could be true...

But I enjoy getting laid on occasions.

 

[ReservoirAngel]

guys with a lot of chest hair.

just...EW. seriously, that shit's horrible.

Damn shame. I would've let you plat mine.

Excuse me while I run away screaming.

There's nothing to be afraid of. While yes, it MAY look like your hand was being consumed by an army of spiders, it's perfectly harmless.

I can only hope that you overcome your phobia someday so you can marry a hirsute wolfman. Playing with a man's back hair is the most intimate thing a couple can do.

That's a very...interesting idea, but I already have a very nice chest-and-back-hair-free boyfriend to perform other intimate actions with.

If I want to molest something hairy, I'll ask to look after my neighbour's dog for an hour.

 

[McNinja]

Handcuffs and anything even remotely related to bdsm. And the rocky horror picture show.

 

[InsanityBaronOfAtrocity]

I'm surprised at the amount of derp in here. "I r inteeligen so she moust b too!". Yeah. Yeah, okay. Christ who says that? Anyway.

Just general nastiness. I suppose. Girl I'm with currently is so relaxed, understanding and caring. That's pretty good. Damn I love that bird.

 

[InsanityBaronOfAtrocity]

Handcuffs and anything even remotely related to bdsm. And the rocky horror picture show.

Brah?! Saying that I was with some bird who got off on being choked during breaching. Bit weirded out by that.

 

[SimuLord]

I'm surprised at the amount of derp in here. "I r inteeligen so she moust b too!". Yeah. Yeah, okay. Christ who says that? Anyway.

Allow me to second this. A girl can be dumb as a box of rocks and if she's loyal, sweet, domestic, and good with kids, I want her barefoot and pregnant in my kitchen. But if she's intelligent, wants to be an equal, and wants to give-and-take with me? That's good too.

 

[tenatios]

Smoking! seriously nothing faster puts me off a person whether i want a relationship with them or not

 

[qeinar]

i have a feeling i couldn't be with a girl that is verry religious.

 

[icame]

Anyone who is Very religious. That or someone who is constantly whining about their life's issues when they have no real problems. I cannot deal with that for months on end.

 

[Nifty]

guys with a lot of chest hair.

just...EW. seriously, that shit's horrible.

Damn shame. I would've let you plat mine.

Excuse me while I run away screaming.

There's nothing to be afraid of. While yes, it MAY look like your hand was being consumed by an army of spiders, it's perfectly harmless.

I can only hope that you overcome your phobia someday so you can marry a hirsute wolfman. Playing with a man's back hair is the most intimate thing a couple can do.

That's a very...interesting idea, but I already have a very nice chest-and-back-hair-free boyfriend to perform other intimate actions with.

If I want to molest something hairy, I'll ask to look after my neighbour's dog for an hour.

Heartbreaker!

Handcuffs and anything even remotely related to bdsm. And the rocky horror picture show.

Prude!

 

[qeinar]

I'm surprised at the amount of derp in here. "I r inteeligen so she moust b too!". Yeah. Yeah, okay. Christ who says that? Anyway.

Just general nastiness. I suppose. Girl I'm with currently is so relaxed, understanding and caring. That's pretty good. Damn I love that bird.

i think most just mean not the really stupid people. i couldn't see myself with someone that is a straight up retard. probably most are looking for someone where they are atleast at a lvl of inteligence that they understand plot twists in movies such as the prestige. : p (which is not a hard plot twist to understand).