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TonyVonTonyus

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No sense of humour. Wehn they find very little funny they kind of depress me or at least make me less happy to be around.
 

SkyeNeko

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fat. honestly. i dont care if hes not buff, as long as he can see his feet.

[small]all hail superficiality...[/small]
 
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I'm surprised at the amount of derp in here. "I r inteeligen so she moust b too!". Yeah. Yeah, okay. Christ who says that? Anyway.
Allow me to second this. A girl can be dumb as a box of rocks and if she's loyal, sweet, domestic, and good with kids, I want her barefoot and pregnant in my kitchen. But if she's intelligent, wants to be an equal, and wants to give-and-take with me? That's good too.
That's not quite what I was getting at. I just thought it was just arrogant that so many people openly admit to thinking they're intelligent. Just seemed like an odd thing to do. Anyway...I like cooking.
 

theSovietConnection

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No personality tends to be a dealbreaker, along with being a complete and utter moron, though if the personality is good enough, I can forgive the being a moron bit (well, forgive may not be the right word here, but I can't think of anything better at the moment). Looks I can be pretty liberal with, so long as she at least looks human I don't mind too much. Anyone who refuses to do something because it's too "mainstream" is immediately off the list, though, no matter how perfect she may be otherwise. I'm not going to let someone who wants to defy those who let mainstream control their lives by letting the mainstream control their lives be my potential wife.

EDIT: To better word the crossed out bit, I would have a hard time dating someone who lacked common sense.
 

Cavan

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Surprised nobody has mentioned this but the worst thing would probably be somebody who showcases any of the things I consider to be my own flaws.

The whole thing where you judge yourself more harshly than other people and somebody who says something and you go "wait a minute...that sounds like something i'd say and then get really annoyed at myself for saying".

That and people who talk only about their fave band/football team/horse 100% of the time, being passionate about something is cool especially if you're willing to put up with me being clueless but there really is a line.
 

omicron1

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I will not form a relationship with someone who is anti-religion. That particular bone of contention can split almost any couple apart.

Likewise, I would not want to date someone who does not respect me or my beliefs in general - disagreeing is fine, but the misguided conclusion that "anyone who doesn't agree with me is stupid/ignorant" is impossible to live with.
 

William Dickbringer

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ThatLankyBastard said:
Couple things...

Being Overtly religious-I'm an Atheist and I have no problem with religion, but I cannot date a girl who goes on about God and and Jesus constantly... I have tried and it failed miserably...
Intelligence- I am smart... I like a girl who has at least the smallest semblance of intelligence! I once dated a girl who thought Germany was in the United States... and that worked out about as well as you think it would...
Personality-I'm interested in girls who have interesting personalities! I can't date a blank slate...

and finally!

Slutty-I cannot have a relationship with a girl that has been with the whole football team and their mascot, (I used an actual example there!), no matter how much she's interested in me...

I think that covers it all...
bolded ones I agree with unless we're talking that one that thought germany was in the US then a little seriously did she really think it was in the US
 

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Spectrum_Prez said:
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These two are immediate deal breakers. It's funny, I made a thread about this one, a long long long time ago.
how is redbull a deal breaker? : s redbull is awesome.
 

spartan1077

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Biggest turnoff you say? Being a girl! Hahaha...I kid, I love everyone. Anyways, my actual big turnoff is drugs/smoking. I don't want to be with anyone who will smell or...taste...like that stuff. Ever! It's disgusting. Also, I don't want to be with someone who drinks a lot. And a lot to me is every weekend or someone who, everyday, talks about how smashed they're going to get, blah blah blah. I don't want to hear it.
 

Mr Pantomime

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Zechnophobe said:
Mine: A girl with no hobbies. Seriously. Nothing inspires more eye rolling avoidance by me than asking "So, what do you do when you aren't at work?" and having them be UNABLE TO ANSWER.

I am not dating an automaton.

Edit: Captcha was "schools, somblick' -- freaking weird.
Thats exactly what I do when people ask me that question.

CrazyCapnMorgan said:
Anyone who mentions Jesus more than 300 times in a 2 minute conversation.
I did the math. They would be saying jesus every 0.4 seconds. That is assuming they are doing all the talking. I dont know about you, but I find that impressive

OT: People who sing along to songs, Sometimes its ok, but sometimes it really annoys me.
 

omicron1

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This seems topical, so I'ma leave it here...

On another note, for some reason I find the use of "netspeak" - not "lol" out loud, but the sort of cutesy intentionally-pidgin English forumites tend towards - rather attractive. It just seems "feminine" to me at times.
 

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ReservoirAngel said:
Nifty said:
McNinja said:
Handcuffs and anything even remotely related to bdsm. And the rocky horror picture show.
Prude!
I'll agree with you on this. Handcuff sex is kinda awesome. Hell, forget the 'kinda'. It's just hot!
Yeah, I mean if you even rule out light bondage what does that leave you with? Making love? A notion I find truly terrifying.
 

qeinar

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SkyeNeko said:
fat. honestly. i dont care if hes not buff, as long as he can see his feet.

[small]all hail superficiality...[/small]
well you have to be quite the fatty before you can't see your feet so i'd say this is pretty rational.
 
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well smoking/drugs, they smell fucking awful and i'm not dealing with that shit

tattoos can kind of be a turn off..i prefer no tattoo's, but if you have a small one that's actually decent then i can roll with it i suppose

also fucking lip and tongue piercings, they are another thing i refuse to have on/in a girlfriend.

and she better take a god damn joke, otherwise we are lasting maybe 1 minute (and if she can dish em back out that's another ++++, i swear that is one thing that has fallen on deaf ears in females)

so yeah, if you can follow those guidelines, and your MILDLY attractive (as in the 5-6 range out of ten) then you will probably have me interested
 

Mr. Omega

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Joke answer: Being dead.

Serious answer: ...after all these years of rejection, I don't think I have any standards anymore.

ACTUAL Serious answer: Sluttyness. It's simple: if she got bored with all those guys, how do I know she's not going to get bored with me? I'm a pretty boring person.
 

TheRundownRabbit

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Typical high school girls, the ones who dress like skanks, text all the time, listens to any music thats popular simply because it is popular, so basically the really impressionable, preppy chicks.

Oh, and girls who are into really weird, or disgusting fetishes like the use of bodily functions (like pissing and shitting) during sex, or a girl who wants me to screw her in the ass (I never take the midnight train to brown town)
 

ThatLankyBastard

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Golem239 said:
bolded ones I agree with unless we're talking that one that thought germany was in the US then a little seriously did she really think it was in the US
She was dead serious... Let me tell you a story!

It's Grade 10, in French class. The teacher is rambling on about his cats when a girl raises her hand. Stopping the lecture we've all heard so many times, he answers her...
"Excuse me, but I have a question... Is Germany in the United States or Canada?"
With a strange baffled look on his bearded face, the teacher says,
"It's in neither, it's a country all it's own."

Now, I'm going to interrupt this to tell you something very important about this next part... I am actually quoting the girl from this class...

"What?! That makes absolutely no sense! It has to be in either Canada or America... I mean where else could it possibly be!!!"

My relationship with the girl ended very soon after this incident.. I knew she wasn't very bright, but I had no idea she was THAT far gone...
 

Blue Musician

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Let's see:

Girls who talk too much, that are stupid, scream too much, cannot be quiet for some time, they don't listen to good or even decent music, that criticize too much, religious, etc.

I may be asking too much, but oh well...