Your biggest turn OFF?

[The Sandvich]

Physical: Curly and/or wavy hair and lipstick. I'm not entirely certain why, I just can't stand women that look like this. Nothing against women that DO look like this, it's just not my taste

Mental: Women that take things too seriously. I just don't like people (not just women) that can't take a joke and take things seriously all the time

Oh, I also can't stand women that ask things like "What's the point of video games? Why do you play these stupid games anyway? They just rot your brain!" Goddamn it I hate that question

 

[Bobipine]

Sadly, it is a physical turn off....
The nose.
I've seen someone with a "rather large" nose and it almost disgusted me, so I'll assume it's that. Other then that, hmmmm, not purely a turn off, but more if I can endure you long enough to accept your presence, tone of voice and general intelligence.

 

[PinochetIsMyBro]

Fat women. They seriously gross me out to the point of full blown revulsion, especially when they try to make up excuses for their fatness.

Also democrats and other insane leftists. Yes that's right. I politically discriminate when it comes to potential mates(if it makes you feel any better, I also religiously, culturally, racially, and physically discriminate against potential mates as well!).

 

[cWg | Konka]

anyone who wears fake tan, its so ugle this isnt a word for how much i hate it

 

[teebeeohh]

girls who laugh at stuff thats not funny
I am fully aware that not every joke i make is solid gold and unless you don't get that you are just not for me.
Oh and when I am drunk and tired and i am insulting everyone then thats not witty but me being an asshole.

 

[ReservoirAngel]

I'll agree with you on this. Handcuff sex is kinda awesome. Hell, forget the 'kinda'. It's just hot!

Yeah, I mean if you even rule out light bondage what does that leave you with? Making love? A notion I find truly terrifying.

I enjoy "making love". but adding that little something extra certainly never hurts. well, unless that 'something extra' is a whip or something, then it's sort of supposed to hurt.

but i don't see anything wrong with adding light handcuff bondage. maybe a few various edible substances. it's all good.

What like missionary, under the covers to some Barry White or the lazy Sunday morning stuff?

As for the edible stuff, I can't really get on with it. It's fun and all but it's not practical, at least in the bedroom. It can get messy for a start; it's bad enough trying to sleep in the sweat patches.

There's a difference between 'making love' and being an old married couple who's passion is gone. Since when did making love have to be boring? It's still sex, it's just more emotionally involved than a hasty fuck before Sports Centre starts.

and about edible stuff...it does require some forethought and clean-up time, I'll be honest. it's not really something you can do on the spur of the moment. sleeping with dried remains of chocolate syrup on your stomach isn't very comfortable, or pleasant.

 

[DuctTapeJedi]

Let's just say I'd think twice if she had a cock.

I think you just won the thread.

OT: I hate arrogant guys.

 

[theshadavid]

Girls that can't take a god damn compliment.

 

[Rock on Fire]

Spitting, I really don't know why but being in Chav country I'm sick of swiming in saliva.

 

[DefunctTheory]

Guys who are less intelligent than I, are flamboyant, wear shoes I don't like, dress bad, don't have at least one nerdy hobby, have no ambition, aren't white or Colombian, talk too much, are too sensitive, are too clingy, are jealous, request that I cease doing something, have a problem with me drinking or smoking, are fat, have chest or back hair, ETC.

I know I have a lot but it be that way sometimes. :3

You are going to have SO MANY cats.

Let's see:

Girls who talk too much, that are stupid, scream too much, cannot be quiet for some time, they don't listen to good or even decent music, that criticize too much, religious, etc.

I may be asking too much, but oh well...

I don't know what the male equivalent to cats is.

Welcome to The Internet. Average IQ of Three Hundred and Fifty-eleven.

That low?

 

[p3t3r]

Simply no ugly people. Call me superficial all you like, you know you'll be jealous.

[small]Yes, I am single, I... um... I choose to be.[/small]

whoa what is this 32 posts in before someone says ugly. i am with you man, like who wants to be with an ugly girl.

i'm half decent looking at least and fit so the girl should be that too.

i'm single too but mostly because the girls parents wont let her go out with me.

 

[jakefongloo]

Let's just say I'd think twice if she had a cock.

Annual LOL of the week topping last months winner in the biweekly showdown
I verbally laughed reading this.

Cutsie voices (AWWWWWW WOOK AT WA PUPPY)!!!!! *cringe*

 

[Negatempest]

Being fake; This one is hard to describe, but easy too. In short, I find pure honesty to be very ....sexy I guess you can say. She could be a prick, but is an honest prick and let's people KNOW that she is a prick and doesn't hide behind some "i'm a pure, honest woman" facade I can both love and respect a woman like that. If she is a good person and IS a good person because she wants to, not because of upbringing or for God's sake, or to make people happy. She does it for the sake of honestly wanting to do it, that is also awesomely sexy. Like I said, easy but hard to explain.

 

[Ipsen]

anyone who wears fake tan, its so ugle this isnt a word for how much i hate it

+1 from me, if you throw in bleached blond hair, or fairer skin obviously tanned skin out of season.

 

[Krinku]

A girl who's superficial. I hate it when girls try to be someone else when they're not. Also the usual drugs, smoking, slutty...I don't really care as long as the girl has average intelligence, listens to halfway decent music, and doesn't think Germany is in America. Oh forgot to mention she tries to get to know me, I'm a pretty well...awkward when I meet new people but I get a lot better when I get to know them real fast. It would be nice to if she could accept that about me heh.

Side note: It'd be nice if she was also Christian, cuz I kinda am and I'm never changing kekeke. >=D

 

[Ashcrexl]

women who do this look

seriously, this fucking look

one more

that head tilted, eyes sideways looking (usually), mouth slightly open look. if i had a girlfriend and she gave me that look, i don't care if i just proposed, i would just walk out and yell from the next room that i never want to see her again.

 

[individual11]

Single mum, never again,
Passive-aggressive manipulatrix, never again.
Alcoholic party animal, never again.
Vacant, brainless, soulless robot, never again.

Funny that. Past experience becoming turn-offs.

And I'd probably never take a chance on a God-Botherer.

 

[Lilani]

My biggest turn offs from guys...douchebaggery, thoughtlessness/discourteousness, and smoking.

 

[Vendayn]

No offense to smokers or anything, but no matter how hot, cute or good looking a girl may be...if she pulls out a cigarette and smokes it, thats the biggest turn off ever for me.

 

[Chase Yojimbo]

I've never been in a relationship, or anything of the sort. But the largest turn off is smoking and/or drugs. I just can't stand either of them because I think they are a waste of time. And it makes me sick to the stomach.