Your Cat Really Is Manipulating You, Study Shows

[Danny Ocean]

Did no-one else think of this?

 

[Flying-Emu]

So, essentially, cats are the new Hypnotoad?

HYPNOKITTEN

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

I CAN'T TAKE THIS! *Shoots self*



Well that wa- Wait what?

 

[Goldbling]

If a dog jumps in your lap its because it loves you.
If a cat jumps in your lap its because your lap is warm.

Indeed, but I prefer intelligence over obedience so am happy to let them.

I like to manipulate not to be manipulated... and my dog plays fetch, how evil is that on my part?

 

[Xorghul]

Yeah I read this somewhere a few days ago. They can use all the mind control in the world, it won't change my mind; I still hate them.

That's what they want you to think.

 

[Crossborder]

I knew it! Now im waiting for the scientific research on cats plotting mass-murder!

 

[Gerazzi]

but...
the kitty :3
I mustn't resist...
sooooo cuuuuuuute...

I own a cat.
It lives up north.
I suppose I should go see her some time.
Her name is Toby... heh.

 

[spuddyt]

I wonder if my cats want to learn how to manipulate our dogs to stop licking them...?

 

[jad4400]

Damn this just proves that they we are just their playthings.

First the steal our breath while we sleep and now this? Just goes to show that cats have been bidding their time to rule over us agin like they did in Egypt.

 

[WinterSoldier]

I'm allergic. No cats will be manipulating me!

 

[FluffX]

I really didn't need a study to tell me this.

Get OFF the keyboard you idiotic little... D'aww, who wants some fishums? Does 'oo? Dooooes 'oooo?

 

[vamp rocks]

thats why i like dogs.... they dont plot against you.... or scratch the entire house up...

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

Oh, I already knew that. My cat is a manipulative bastard, but he's so awesome, I really don't care...

 

[G1eet]

Dogs look up to us, cats look down on us , and pigs treat us as equals.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

My cat would like me to tell you that isn't true, and that I'm not being forced to say this.

 

[Kriptonite]

Makes sense. I usually ignored my cat(other than feeding and cleaning poop obviously) while I was scratching her back or petting her. Never really did any special purrs. Or maybe they were and just didn't work.

 

[Outamyhead]

That doesn't explain my cat then, he makes snorty noises for some reason (dunno what happened to him while he was a stray), when he's trying to purr?

 

[AmrasCalmacil]

What? That was obvious already wasn't it?
Scientists really do need to find something worthwhile to do, what the hell did they think cats were doing when they rub against your leg?

 

[Shapsters]

If a dog jumps in your lap its because it loves you.
If a cat jumps in your lap its because your lap is warm.

Haha, perfectly put!

I always knew there was somehting evil about cats, why do we continually love them when most of them are little jerks? The purr I tell you the purr!