your cinematic abomination

[arcticphoenix95]

Several days ago i made a thread asking you for bad movies you had FUN watching......well......after watching titanic :the animated musical on youtube (look it up!) i need to ask.....what bad movie made you want to put searing hot prongs in your eyes so you can stop watching.........

 

[Doitpow]

Clash of the titans....just awful

 

[Timotei]

THE ELLIPSES! THEY BURN!

OT: For me it would have to be that extremely stupid movie Old Dogs. The goggles did nothing!

 

[Drakmeire]

Little Miss Sunshine, Freddy Got Fingered, The Unborn, TRANSFORMERS 2 and twilight... oh dear god twilight... I was forced to watch it by the way, at least I gave it the mystery science theater 3000 treatment, which made it kind of bearable I guess.

 

[Casual Shinji]

Transformers 2

Watching that movie was like jumping into a swimmingpool filled with dog vommit.

 

[Armored Prayer]

Epic Movie.

Jesus Christ, that was an abomination. How can something like that allowed to be made.

Really the only part I liked was the completely naked chick coming out of the cabinet in the unrated version.

 

[The Rockerfly]

The human centipede

It was terrible as a horror film, script was shit, acting was appalling and overall it just felt like the film was a complete waste of time watching

Clash of the titans....just aweful

I nearly went to see it, what was so bad about it?

 

[Doitpow]

The human centipede

It was terrible as a horror film, script was shit, acting was appalling and overall it just felt like the film was a complete waste of time watching

Clash of the titans....just aweful

I nearly went to see it, what was so bad about it?

The acting, the script, the obviously shoddy editing, the dodgy 3d (sounds like a minor gripe, but there were scenes where it was so obviously rushed, heads mapped to perfect spheres, the legs of scorpions appearing to be about twenty odd meters in front of them), it was boring (there's about one and a half exciting scenes in the whole film), it just had no substance. I LOVE crappy but fun action, and I love stupid mythological crossover shit, hell I'd recommend Percy Jackson over this bile, but this film is just so...weak. I have never regretted paying for a cinema ticket more.

 

[psychodynamica]

Probably 'Ninja assassin' kind of like 300 if the Spartans were ninjas and the persians were ninjas and the whole plot went and fucked it self with a bad crime novel/japanese comic.

 

[xHipaboo420x]

A movie called Whitefire. I'm not going to go into it (imdb it if you're really curious), but I took the disc out when it was done and utterly destroyed it.

Fuck Whitefire.

 

[TIMESWORDSMAN]

Die You Zombie Bastards.
The single most horrific thing ever committed to film.
And yes, That is the real title.

Want to wish you could blow up the world just to prevent this film from reaching interstellar cultures?
Watch it (legally) Here: http://www.crackle.com/c/Die_You_Zombie_Bastards

 

[primitivescrewhead]

Alien vs Predator...GOD DAMN THAT MOVIE

 

[Wardnath]

Meet the Spartans.

/thread

 

[Ultress]

The Benchwarmers, it relied on stupid out of date stereotypes and just wasn't plain funny. It's no where near as bad as Meet the Spartans but it's up there.

 

[zHellas]

The human centipede

Ah yes, that movie. Did you see it after the Cinema Snob did a video on it? (He didn't review it... I think. I can't remember exactly what he did but he DID talk about it.)

 

[Anachronism]

Eragon.

It's not the worst film ever made, but I hated it so much. The book ripped off Star Wars to a shameful degree, but at least it was still reasonably well written. The film was just incompetent on every level. The only actor taking it seriously was Ed Speleers, and he was terrible. The action scenes were boring, and the whole film felt really rushed. Like, no character development, move on to a new location every five minutes kind of rushed. It was painful.

 

[fullbleed]

The Cook The Thief His Wife and Her Lover was the most painful, unpleasent film I've ever seen and to this day the only film I've walked out on. But credit where credit is due use of colour and set design was very imaginative, it's just a shame you have to see people being smeared in dog shit and children being stabbed in the stomach.

But for actual worst, tear your face off bad film... it has to be Transformers 2.

 

[AngryMongoose]

I try to avoid bad films... and good ones to be honest.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind

Prove that even the great Miyazaki can make a really bad movie.

The level of suck was quite a shock.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

The remake of A Nightmare on Elm street. I went into it trying my hardest to like it and not wear my nostalgia goggles the whole time but when i saw what they did to Freddy i wanted to hunt down Michael Bay and along with Wes Craven beat the snot out of him for doing such a thing.