your cinematic abomination

[JEBWrench]

Napoleon Dynamite put me off watching further movies for a good half year.

(Seriously. I did not watch any movies. The pain was still too real.)

 

[kiteboy]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gayniggers_from_Outer_Space


it was an instant classic.

 

[dbungus2000]

Juno, saw it in theaters with gf, never going to another chick flick, EVER!

 

[Velvo]

Little Miss Sunshine, Freddy Got Fingered, The Unborn, TRANSFORMERS 2 and twilight... oh dear god twilight...

Wait, wait, wait. You didn't like Little Miss Sunshine? I thought that it was awesome! I mean, sure it was a little heavy handed on the "lets be quirky, people!" front, but you gotta give it credit for tackling the issues that it did while being at least modestly funny.

Oh, and I think that anything with the Wayans brothers in it is fekken terrible. They are just... awful awful people.

 

[Velvo]

Juno, saw it in theaters with gf, never going to another chick flick, EVER!

Awwwww, I thought it cute. I dunno what you people got against quirky indie movies, seriously. I mean, Sunny D? DELICIOUS.

 

[Ubermetalhed]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gayniggers_from_Outer_Space


it was an instant classic.

Bahahahaha thankyou for bringing this to my attention.

But on a serious note, and as has been mentioned, Transformers 2 and Epic movie made me want to scoop my eyes out with a spoon.
I felt like someone was insulting my intelligence; those films were offensive on so many levels.

 

[dbungus2000]

Juno, saw it in theaters with gf, never going to another chick flick, EVER!

Awwwww, I thought it cute. I dunno what you people got against quirky indie movies, seriously. I mean, Sunny D? DELICIOUS.

Sunny D tastes like over sweetened cough syrup

 

[The Rockerfly]

The acting, the script, the obviously shoddy editing, the dodgy 3d (sounds like a minor gripe, but there were scenes where it was so obviously rushed, heads mapped to perfect spheres, the legs of scorpions appearing to be about twenty odd meters in front of them), it was boring (there's about one and a half exciting scenes in the whole film), it just had no substance. I LOVE crappy but fun action, and I love stupid mythological crossover shit, hell I'd recommend Percy Jackson over this bile, but this film is just so...weak. I have never regretted paying for a cinema ticket more.

Ah that's disappointing, I love the Greek mythology films and I was hoping to catch it on dvd but if it's that bad it doesn't even sound worth borrowing off a friend

The human centipede

Ah yes, that movie. Did you see it after the Cinema Snob did a video on it? (He didn't review it... I think. I can't remember exactly what he did but he DID talk about it.)

I didn't see the cinema snob guy, one of my friends was talking about and for the sheer spectacle of it but it was just crap. I wouldn't recommend borrowing it, watching it or even stealing it and if you want to see a woman attached to a man's anus and another woman attached to the first woman's anus then... You can probably find a porno with this in and it would be a lot better scripted too

 

[Ghost]

The human centipede

Ah yes, that movie. Did you see it after the Cinema Snob did a video on it? (He didn't review it... I think. I can't remember exactly what he did but he DID talk about it.)

I just googled it, saw a picture from one scene of the movie and burst out laughing. It seems hilarious. then it got even better:

'A sequel, titled The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence) has been planned for theaters in 2011. Full Sequence will supposedly include a centipede composed of twelve individuals'

Maybe there'll be a new one every year or 2, quadrupling the number of people from last time.

 

[Drakmeire]

Little Miss Sunshine, Freddy Got Fingered, The Unborn, TRANSFORMERS 2 and twilight... oh dear god twilight...

Wait, wait, wait. You didn't like Little Miss Sunshine? I thought that it was awesome! I mean, sure it was a little heavy handed on the "lets be quirky, people!" front, but you gotta give it credit for tackling the issues that it did while being at least modestly funny.

Oh, and I think that anything with the Wayans brothers in it is fekken terrible. They are just... awful awful people.

I felt it was overacted and just tried too hard to be original. The only character I remotely liked was the grandfather and after he died I lost all interest, Plus I kept comparing it to the vastly Superior "National Lampoon's Vacation" .

 

[Outright Villainy]

Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind

Prove that even the great Miyazaki can make a really bad movie.

The level of suck was quite a shock.

Can't say I expected that to come up. I really enjoyed that film, even though it's just an inferior mononoke.
High school musical was the worst film I ever sat through for more than 5 minutes, it was truly awful. Awful.

 

[Shockolate]

Oh lawdy.

I thought this was going to be a thread about, like, home movies and shit.

Praise Zog I don't have to relive those memories.