Your computer will die in 5 minutes...

[necromanzer52]

I would probably be relieved. I should be studying for my exams tomorrow.

 

[epikAXE]

Porn


...duh!

You read my mind

 

[Distorted Stu]

Music and Uni work.

 

[supermariner]

i'd probably go climb a tree and become a wildman
hunting small woodland creatures with sharpened sticks for the rest of my days

 

[Mr. Google]

Porn


...duh!

Ninja'd damn
OT: Back up my computer on my external hardrive and hope that i can get the important stuff!

 

[lordnemos]

ctrl alt del the offending application, that gives me 4:30 to sleep.

 

[Seagoon]

Porn


...duh!

that was the thing that we all wanted to say but nobody did... for that i salute you, good sir!

 

[Rakkana]

Googling solutions.

Yay for logical thinking!

 

[Flamezdudes]

Get all my music off immediately just in case and say goodbye on this site and facebook and how i'l be gone for awhile... maybe.

 

[Sud0_x]

I'll wonder out loud
"How did this st00pid ass dodgy software get installed on my PC????"
Commence format just for kicks...

My non smartass answer:
So since there was no mention of a specific failure
(ie OS installation is FUXORRED beyond repair or a random HDD failure)

I'll assume every piece of hardware in my machine spontaneously died.
I would use this time to order my dream upgrade and apologise to my bank account later.

Where's my raise?

 

[Aeshi]

I have all my important files stored on a spare stick for this very reason.

Wouldn't be surprised if my computer did say it'd die in 5 minutes considering how old it is though

 

[snagli]

fart, then try to rip out my hard drive so i don't lose my saved games

 

[Gitty101]

Back up all my porn. Then use my last moments looking at porn ^^

 

[En Row]

if googling for a solution to fix the problem doesn't work...

then

I'll fall down on my knees....
...and cry
asking myself...

"Why God? WHY DOES THIS HAVE TO HAPPEN!??!?!?!"

 

[Abbyrose07]

No blue screen of death! I would transfer all my important files into my external hard drive.

 

[natster43]

Probably see if there is a way to fix the problem. Luckily it does not matter for me since there are 2 other computers and this happens to be the crappiest one.

 

[Brainpalm]

Click ignore and run a virus protection program. It's so obviously a virus/fake diagnostic thingy. Although running a virus scanner would cut into my porn time, so yeah...

 

[TerribleAssassin]

Hit it with a baseball bat, then realised I should have made a System ISO a couple of months before.

 

[Bran1470]

ill let it die and then spill water on it and use my warranty

 

[Davey Woo]

Back up onto my second hard drive and then take it out of my computer and hope to god I can get a new one off the insurance policy or something. =D