No Germans here? Well, i think i'll have to invade this thread then.
We Germans drink Beer (i don't)
Love Soccer (i don't)
eat Rippchen with Kraut (which i do occasionally) and are sexual deviants. (...moving on.).
We Germans are so orderly, if someone made it illegal to die we'd live forever. We are strong as Krupp steel and agile as weasels. "Krupp" was this german company which produced shitty steel. I am as strong as Krupp steel, no problem.
I am not as agile as a weasel. I'd put myself more in the League of a Brick.
Germans are tall and strong (well i'm tall, but while my leg muscles can lift some things and my back seems fairly robust, my arms can barely manage to pull my weight up. Not too strong.).
Also, some of us throw a whiny emo hissy fit when someone jokes about them being a nazi.
My fellow germans, chill! We had this little vastly overrated Dictatorship (honestly, Hitler looks like an amateur compared to some other people) and we have to deal with it.
I never killed anyone but i'm still occasionally called a nazi by some People. Get over it, stop crying guys.
Apparently germans seem to like Bureaucracy. Well, i don't like it, but i understand at least some of it. Most of that is Bullshit.
So that's us germans.