Your Dark Net Secret

[hazabaza1]

I made some Youtubepoops 5 years ago. One of them has nearly 150k views. No, I'm not linking anything! I am trained to resist torture!

DO IT
DOOOOOOOOOOOOO IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
OT: Used to have a deviantart account and post on the forums fairly regularly.
Uuuuugh.

Would it deter you if I said the main two videos feature "Over 9000" in the title?

Noooope.
Still do iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

I made some Youtubepoops 5 years ago. One of them has nearly 150k views. No, I'm not linking anything! I am trained to resist torture!

DO IT
DOOOOOOOOOOOOO IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
OT: Used to have a deviantart account and post on the forums fairly regularly.
Uuuuugh.

I have a DeviantArt account now...

What's wrong with DeviantArt?
Were you using it to make bad fanfiction/ fanart?

Well, once as a parody, yeah.
But otherwise, I just don't really like the place. Really full with the whole "watashi-wah sensei-san" otaku culture that I've grown to despise and if you try to give any kind of criticism people get all defensive and stuff.
Plus, the forums were full of shite people.

Keep in mind it has been about... 4 years since I last visited it.

I may PM you a link if you butter me up some more, but there is no way I am posting that shit for everyone to see D:

Oh man, I am going to slather you with margarine if you so desire, my man.
I promise not to tell anyone if you do message me <3

Captcha: no dice
The fuck, captcha

 

[Fappy]

I made some Youtubepoops 5 years ago. One of them has nearly 150k views. No, I'm not linking anything! I am trained to resist torture!

DO IT
DOOOOOOOOOOOOO IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
OT: Used to have a deviantart account and post on the forums fairly regularly.
Uuuuugh.

Would it deter you if I said the main two videos feature "Over 9000" in the title?

Noooope.
Still do iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

I made some Youtubepoops 5 years ago. One of them has nearly 150k views. No, I'm not linking anything! I am trained to resist torture!

DO IT
DOOOOOOOOOOOOO IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
OT: Used to have a deviantart account and post on the forums fairly regularly.
Uuuuugh.

I have a DeviantArt account now...

What's wrong with DeviantArt?
Were you using it to make bad fanfiction/ fanart?

Well, once as a parody, yeah.
But otherwise, I just don't really like the place. Really full with the whole "watashi-wah sensei-san" otaku culture that I've grown to despise and if you try to give any kind of criticism people get all defensive and stuff.
Plus, the forums were full of shite people.

Keep in mind it has been about... 4 years since I last visited it.

I may PM you a link if you butter me up some more, but there is no way I am posting that shit for everyone to see D:

Oh man, I am going to slather you with margarine if you so desire, my man.
I promise not to tell anyone if you do message me <3

Captcha: no dice
The fuck, captcha

Captcha's trying to rat you out!

Alright I'll send it. If someone later on traces it back to me I'll have your balls for breakfast!

 

[ReadyAmyFire]

OK Cupid - yes, I'm on a dating site...

I'm on there too.

I'm also on BTCC.net, and that's all I can remember. I have an old Warcraft account somewhere, if that counts.

 

[aba1]

I find it most interesting that people use the same handle on more than one website. I've never used the same one (or even one that's close) twice.

XD I do that I am aba1 on just about every site I have ever been on and if not aba1 some form of the name.

I guess my dark net secret would be some of my older vids on newgrounds they are so bad I want to get rid of them but newgrounds won't let me get rid of them all sadly.

 

[Jonluw]

I made an absolutely horrific Freewebs site as a kid...

Oh. My. God.

I think I love you. I've been trying to think of the name of the site I made two (I think) really shitty, bloody awful "websites" on.

I've just found one of them thanks to you, Jesus fuck, what on earth went through my head?!

That's a strange thing to love someone over...
Reminding you of your horrible past.

I remember my particular site consisted solely of links to flash games that I'd copy pasted from a different website that specialized in flash game links and reviews. After a while I got really scared that they'd sue me and quit doing it. (I was, like, 8. Give me a break.)

 

[Colour Scientist]

I made an account on VampireFreaks when I was like 13.
DON'T LOOK AT ME!

I never used it.


I wasn't even goth, one of my friends used it and convinced me that it was cool. I had completely forgotten about that, that's actually so embarrassing. Thanks for reminding me of my shame @TheBobmus.

 

[Dango]

I tried to make a Machinima with a friend once...

We never even got the editing phase.

 

[Gabanuka]

I not only write fanfiction, I write pony fanfiction. I'm ashamed, so very ashamed.

I know exactly as you feel, for some reason I wanted to write one so now I'm working in secret ashamed as I write every line

Spoiler: Want to know whats worse?

Its a humanised 2nd person Rainbow Dash one

 

[Redingold]

I started an account on The Flat Earth Society website, trying desperately and in vain to bring some semblance of reason to people who I'm not unconvinced were making it all up to trick people like 14-year old me.

 

[Fractral]

I've spent a ashamedly long time on Pokemon Global Link, forcing myself to play the horrible minigames. And now it turns out that you can get the hidden abilities in game in BW2 so all that work is for nothing.
I also played for a long time on a really bad Spreadsheet Space Based MMO, and got annoyed when someone destroyed all my spaceships, so I ended up swearing at them, and getting banned. My time playing that game is one of the things I really regret about my past years.

 

[Draxz]

MeetMe... I pretended to be a 17 year old boy called 'Jack' and turned out to be a 40 year-old.

Something about that seems backwards...

 

[Draxz]

And I was a top secret asshole undercover.

 

[rum_monkey]

I have a few accounts on Gaia Online. Most of my friends stopped going on Gaia when they were in junior high. I still feel silly /shame

 

[D Moness]

I am not ashamed of anything. This topic did remind me i have a Y-gallery account (and i still remembered the password for that one. Since that account is from a very long time ago it uses me older username (most things you find with this username are minde).

 

[DEAD34345]

Hm... I went looking for my net secrets, and all I could find was a Red VS Blue quiz I made years ago when I was bored in IT. Reading the comments, someone called Hoods49 thinks I am (and I quote) "soooooooooooooooo cool", which is nice, and slightly creepy. That's the closest to "dark" I've got...

 

[CaptainTrilby]

I used to frequent a lot of really shite Naruto fanfic websites and wrote one. Oh the shame.

 

[deathninja]

Got an FA account under a different name where I used to ink and colour for sketch artists I knew, hardly a dark secret though.

 

[phantasmalWordsmith]

I was a side character in a short comedy movie that was posted to youtube. There were a lot of things we regretted in that movie.

 

[Trivun]

OK Cupid - yes, I'm on a dating site...

I'm on there too.

I'm also on BTCC.net, and that's all I can remember. I have an old Warcraft account somewhere, if that counts.

Surprised you'd be on a dating site, judging by your profile picture . Just saying...

Oh, and I forgot earlier that I also have an account on several sites streaming TV shows - not because I enjoy piracy, but because of age restrictions. Yes, I mean legitimate sites, like 4OD and BBC iPlayer. But I did used to steal use of my parents' Sky account online (with their permission) when I was at uni - we had Virgin Media there, and Sky at home, so I had the best of both worlds...

EDIT: Finally remembered probably the only two accounts I've ever had online that were rather embarrassing. Runescape and Habbo Hotel, when I was a wee nipper. Of course, these were long before the days of sex chat and paedos on both...

 

[Ickorus]

I used to play the horrible game Endless Online and my brother is the original owner of the much sold and much hacked account 'Jikkl', much hacked and much sold due to having the much coveted and only turtle costume in the game.

Much.