Your Dark Net Secret

[White-Death]

OK Cupid - yes, I'm on a dating site...

I'm on there too.

I'm also on BTCC.net, and that's all I can remember. I have an old Warcraft account somewhere, if that counts.

British touring car championship forums?
How...why...whut.

For me,nope,The escapist is my first account made on any forum,So I'll be ashamed of that I suppose.
I did have several fake facebook accounts though, but that was to reap the benefits of retardedfacebook promotions, like the "like us and get swagz for game X!" type of things.

 

[Risingblade]

I joined a porn site

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I'd open them all in different browsers and talk to myself with each character, just because I was that bored.

Jesus H Dick on a cracker, that is just a whole new level of bored I didn't even know was possible.

OT: I don't have any that I can remember.
Except Runescape, I guess...

 

[Iyon]

I used to play this awful online game probably about 10 years ago. Coke Music I think it was called... or something like that. I believe it was basically a rip off of some other crappy game.

Anyway, I used to scam people to steal their in-game stuff. I am not proud of what I did.

 

[smearyllama]

I was one of those people that actually tried to reason with people and have actual discussions with people on YouTube back in sixth grade. I also had an Evony account, too, and actually tried to convince my friends it was totally cool. How wrong I was....

I don't really have a lot of other ones, considering I didn't really start using the 'net until sixth grade or so, since I'd never had a computer of my own and had little use for my dad's old clunker.

 

[Ashhearth]

Hm... nope I got nothing. I think I can say that I was never a member of anything I would be ashamed of today. Yay me

To make up for that I can say I'm a member of something (I think) no one else on here would be a part of. That being the my college's social networking site. Yeah they actually have one and amazingly enough it's actually not that bad.

 

[DanielBrown]

I recorded some awful music that had over 7k listens last time I checked iirc. Not much, but I haven't really been promoting it or anything.

Spoiler

www.myspace.com/wentbad www.myspace.com/wentbad www.myspace.com/wentbad www.myspace.com/wentbad www.myspace.com/wentbad www.myspace.com/wentbad www.myspace.com/wentbad

Edit: Ooh, close to 8k!

 

[Ryank1908]

I did have an account on Rotten Tomatoes when I was about 13, I'd say? You might not think that there's anything intrinsically embarrassing about having a Rotten Tomatoes account, but this account was used for rather embarrassing purposes.

It was in-between the second and third Lord of the Rings films, and me and my friend were RIDICULOUSLY into it. We read the books over and over, even The Silmarillion, we talked about it all day, we knew every line of dialogue in the film... so, we took it to the internet. For about an hour and a half every day at school we sat in an IT room and just talked complete shit on the RT LotR forums. At the time it didn't seem that silly, but looking back on it, all the jokes and the things we gushed about were so, so banal.

 

[Nouw]

ClubPenguin motherfuckers! Yeah >.>. I even paid for subscriptions...

 

[Filiecs]

Dark secrets, eh?
Well once one I was younger (like, 10) I created a terrible website based around my cooking. It didn't get very far.
I don't write fanfiction and my DeviantArt is full of pretty decent works. However, even though I'm not a furry I once created a Fursona. Next day: NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE
Ummm... My male characters name is The Secret World is Rainbow "Dashie" Dash?

Eh, those are all stupid.

Though, I do have ONE really dark secret.

Spoiler: Are you sure you want to hear it? It's pretty dark.

Spoiler: I'm serious, if you click past this it is your own fault.

Spoiler: Last chance to turn back, I forfeit all responsibility for any jimmies that may be rustled for clicking past this link.

I run a NSFW pony art Tumblr blog, it's my most updated site and I'm actually starting to get popular. I'm just one of the few, the horny, and the proud.

I can hear the rustling of a thousand jimmies as I post this...

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

Well I have a Sims 3 account. I have been featured like 5 times by EA so I guess it's not THAT embarrassing.

Shutupimagirl

 

[bobmus]

Perhaps you have a profile on dressupgirl like @Matthew94?

Hater's just hating. You jealous Bobmus?

GIFs are too much like videos and are spam and should be reported. You are a terrible human being.

I wish I spelt words like fuck and god as fawk and gawd too. Seems legit cool.

 

[Owyn_Merrilin]

I googled my screenname a while back, and while I didn't find anything embarrassing (my current one is different from the one I started out with at 12, which is common enough to be un-google-able, thankfully) I /did/ find a bunch of crap I had forgotten about, not to mention that I have an embarrassingly large footprint with this name. I went through the first 14 pages of a google search, and every last hit was either me, or something about the obscure Wheel of Time character whose name I use. I guess the most embarrassing thing is that I have a Veoh account? There's no videos posted under it, but yes, the veoh account under this screen name is mine. As is every other account for at least the first 14 pages of google. I think that's the real dark net secret here: I need to get a life, obviously.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

I have two deviantart accounts...

SFW - enmadaio2588.deviantart.com
NSFW - shoggoth8852.deviantart.com

those accounts include self-insert fanfiction, erotic short stories, a couple of poems and drawings at varying levels of...badness.

 

[Ljs1121]

Fanfiction, Neopets, Club Penguin, and about four Runescape accounts over time.

Spoiler: Relevant

 

[Tulip1123]

A Neopets account. I used this for quite a while. The username is the same too...
Ugh, WHY younger me, WHY?

 

[evilneko]

I'm the author of My Immortal.

[small]Okay I'm kidding[/small]

I have an ongoing Fallout 3/NV liveblog that, due to certain things, I cannot link to.

I'm not particularly ashamed of it though. But when I end it, I will very quickly archive it, take it down, and give the offline version only to people who ask for it. >.>

Oh yeah, I did have a Neopets account....way back when it was new and they weren't begging for money.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I had a Facebook account devoted to roleplaying. I won't admit what it was roleplaying for but it was my first step into online RP. I'm not proud of it (they were a stupid, overdramatic and argumentative bunch) but it was what started my interest in RPing. I came here for other reasons and have since slowly eased my way into RPing here.

That's my dirty little secret.

 

[DrgoFx]

Dark secret...Well it's not really a DARK secret, but I do have a few failed attempts at starting Let's Plays and Walk Throughs. You could probably find them on Youtube with some digging. One is of Pokemon Soul Silver, the other is of Darksiders. The last of the few is a partnered effort with my friend on Trine 2. Aside from that, I've attempted Borderlands and Dungeon Defenders, along with Minecraft back when it first came out but I decided my voice wasn't that pleasant to listen to before uploading it. All of the let's plays are a few months old or so, and I have been told in recent times, long after these let's plays by internet standards, that my voice has gotten more pleasing to hear. Plus a good mic works too.

 

[Quala]

Hmmm, I guess the worst is that I used to read a good bit of shitty Halo and Half-Life fanfiction on fanfiction.net, and even ended up writing one myself. Thank God it's under a username I haven't used for anything else at least.

Like a few other people who've already posted, I made a shitty website when I was a kid, using picxo I think it was called. Aside from that? Not a lot. Used to play a bit of Club Penguin and Runescape, but I was around the age where most everyone did. Haven't ever posted anything on Youtube or DeviantArt, never got into any RP stuff except for this one obscure game called Illarion a friend convinced me to try out, but I decided it wasn't for me after a day. I've probably said some stuff on some forums or Youtube comments that I'm not proud of, but most people probably have.