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SoonerMatt

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bodyklok said:
SoonerMatt said:
bodyklok said:
I get money from the government, so... Thank you uncle sucker!
Same here. Gotta love Obama's increase to NSF funding!
Oh sorry, what was that, I was busy rolling around in all my free money hahahaha
*Takes long drag on Cuban cigare*
Rolled on the thighs of virgins.
*Dives back in to pile of money and hookers*
What exactly do you do that allows the government to give you money and hookers?
 

SharPhoe

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I'm currently unemployed and broke. I'm looking for my fourth job now.
 

Worr Monger

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My last day of work was the Friday when "The Dark Knight" came out in theaters.

Since then my day job is looking for a job. I been getting unemployment since. It's nice not working, but this crap needs to end already.
 

high_castle

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I ride/train horses professionally and also teach lessons. But I'm not a big people person and I prefer working with just the horses rather than the people. I have a few clients who are nice and on the ball, but far more who are just nuts or completely self-centered. Still, I can't complain too much because it's a job that lets me be out in the sun rather than stuck behind a desk. I AM returning to college this fall, though, after taking 3 years off as a pro athlete (broke my knee last year, and though it's mostly recovered, I can't keep quite the same hours or schedule right now unless I want to risk greater injury). Ah, the life of a pro-athlete. But again, no complaints. Even when I was unable to ride, I got to work on the ground for one of the US Olympic equestrians in her barn. So really I've been pretty lucky.
 

Anarchemitis

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I am a student, unemployed currently, and have no idea what I am going to do with myself for the first year of after grad.
I want to get a job that pays well so that I can get into animation and computer graphics at the British Columbia Institute of Technology.
 

Matronadena

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Illustrator/animator/designer, on rare occasions I consult with designers, or developers of things on matters regarding anthropology, or translations.

and spouse is a content writer, and co-designer with me..and is the " accountant" for our business.

Makes it nice that we both work from the house...lets me kill time here in between projects, or whenever Im feeling burnt out.
 

-Orgasmatron-

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Well I'm 16 and have a beard, so I buy alcohol for my comrades in exchange for abit of commision.
 
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Daye.04 said:
I'm a marine electrician. Work four months, and have 2 months off. Thus why I spend so much time on the Escapist
Damn, can l come work with you, l work upto 2 weeks solid for 1 day off, although my boss is lazy twit
 

Cpt_Oblivious

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MaxTheReaper said:
I rely on my parent.
'Cause, you know.
I'm 16 and there are no job openings around here.

So I can do that.
This, but I'm trying to find work to fund a trip to China.

Oh, and this.
-Orgasmatron- said:
Well I'm 16 and have a beard, so I buy alcohol for my comrades in exchange for abit of commision.
Nice to know I'm not alone.

Do you have ID?
I have a beard.
OK then

--Standard ID check other than "How old are you?"
 

KSarty

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CNC Machinist at MIT's Lincoln Labs. I just started there last month after getting laid off from Bose.
 
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I am a head chef, working 50-55 hours a week, with a wife and 2 kids (hopefully a 3rd on the way). so all you kids out there that said they live off they parents all l have to say is wait till your kids are living off of you, it ant no fun (well unless ou got a 360 and xbox live)
 

Twilight_guy

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I'm a college student. My money comes from my parents and the magical land of student loans, that will lead to eventual crushing debt.
 

solidstatemind

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Software Development Engineer. It's nice, because it's a mellow place, and there are slow days where my tests just run all day long and all I have to do is check on them every now and then.
 

Daye.04

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Evilmonkeysniper0182 said:
Damn, can l come work with you, l work upto 2 weeks solid for 1 day off, although my boss is lazy twit
Depends on what you do, mate. I mean it should be rather obvious that we have no need for a carpenter on a vessel =P

Evilmonkeysniper0182 said:
I am a head chef, working 50-55 hours a week, with a wife and 2 kids (hopefully a 3rd on the way). so all you kids out there that said they live off they parents all l have to say is wait till your kids are living off of you, it ant no fun (well unless ou got a 360 and xbox live)
Well, as a head chef, you're desirable. Can't get enough cooks onboard. But I wouldn't recommend it, though. Every guy with a kid or just a wife is miserable.
 

Lancer723

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Twilight_guy said:
I'm a college student. My money comes from my parents and the magical land of student loans, that will lead to eventual crushing debt.
You mean I have to pay those loan people back????
Uh-oh
 

teisjm

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I work at night, so i don't have a day job.

I work mostly night and evening shifts as a guard/gatekeeper at a medical factory. Most of the time, while at work, i just watch tv or surf the internet though. It's pretty awesome getting paid for slacking, without doing a bad job.
 

Cowabungaa

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I'm 18 year old student, and I work as a supermarket employee. Sitting behind the register, filling the shelves, cleaning the store, just being a jack-of-all-trades. I can't really live off my parents for anything but the basic needs (plus internet access). I get 40 euro's allowance a month to save for clothing, that's all the monetary support I get from them. So I have to work and save for anything I really want. It's been like that for almost all my life though. I remember saving for a Gameboy Pocket when I was 10. When I finally was able to get one I still lacked money for a game. My parents refused to pay a single dime, and I had to wait a couple of months before I could actually use the damned Gameboy. Was all worth it though...aaa sweet memories of Pokemon Red. I don't have anything against the treatment from my parents though, it makes things feel a lot more satisfying, knowing that the phatass pc in your room is payed and maintained 100% by yourself. Teaches you responsibility.
teisjm said:
I work at night, so i don't have a day job.

I work mostly night and evening shifts as a guard/gatekeeper at a medical factory. Most of the time, while at work, i just watch tv or surf the internet though. It's pretty awesome getting paid for slacking, without doing a bad job.
Untill the lethal virus escapes your company is working on, wich will turn you into a zombie. O wait, you mean that you're not working for Umbrella Corporation?
 

Bernard_Black

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I work in a deli for cuisine de france... so if anyone asks i say i'm a chef that specialises in french food.