I work at Best Buy, in the cell phone department. Best Buy Mobile. I have a desk, a computer, and mother fucking business cards. Currently 18 years old, going into my senior year of high school. They pay for my cell phone, and as long as we sell enough phones every month, I get a fat bonus with my paycheck. I mentioned the desk, I pretty much just sit there and text.. or piss around on the computer when I'm not mind-raping every customer foolish enough to cross my path. "How are you doing today, sir? .. is there anything I can help you find?" I say to countless middle aged, middle classed, hard working gentlemen. *waving gesture with hand* "It seems I need a cell phone.. where can I find one?" They admit. To which I retort, "Right this way!" *que cash register sound*
Candy from a baby.
