Your dream guy/girl...

[Daipire]

Well, my current girlfriend is:
+ Smart.
+ Creative.
+ Very comfortable about doing "less than g-rated" stuff with me.
+ Loves talking with me.
+ Looks really nice naked.
+ Has slightly wavy, but otherwise straight hair.
+ Her family freakin' love me.
+ Despite being somewhat out of my league, she's loyal*.

However, there are two things I'd change about her:
- I'd like her to be a bit taller, not complaining it's just annoying to stand up and kiss her.
- She has some emotional problems stemming from bad relationships in the past, and I want to her to feel more comfortable talking about them.

*Her loyalty stems from said emotional problems, actually... So, is that good or bad...?

 

[Denamic]

A copy of myself in girl form.
It's pretty simple, really.

 

[TheTim]

Katy




Perry


Sweet Jesus she is steaming.

 

[crazypsyko666]

I'm going to be the odd one out and say that perfection isn't at all my thing. Love isn't finding someone perfect, it's a mutual understanding and caring between two imperfect people.

 

[Tarlane]

but to be honest. blonde hair and blue eyes. and taller then five seven. I am not picky
and someone who is nerdy

Heyyyyyyyyy I qualify.
Isn't that funny now.

oh really?
fantastic! but you don't live near me

Huzzah, as do I, though I am at least as distant as he is since I'm as far away in the US as you can get. Not a dream if its next door I guess.

Still get to have a showing of pride at qualifying for something, particularly a dream.

As for me, I'm a total sucker for pretty brown eyes and much prefer hair that is at least shoulder length in terms of appearance.

I tend to be a smartass so a girl with a good sense of humor is definitely very important and she'd need to be intelligent enough to be able to bounce back and forth on a wide variety of topics.

She'd need to be nerdy in some way, I think you have to be able to 'geek out' about something to really understand another nerd but it doesn't have to be the same things I am big on since I think it can be really enjoyable to share and have shared with you a new passion.

Finally I think it would be important to have a girl who would be relaxed enough to spend quiet time together on the couch just reading or watching tv, but who would still have fun getting up and going out whether to the zoo or mini-golfing.

Phew, I guess I'm more opinionated than I thought in this regard, I always think of myself as being more aware of what I don't want at this point. Its good to envision what I do for a while.

 

[Jacob.A.]

It would only have to be a few things for me; plays videogames (prefer it if she wasn't a 'gamer'), likes the same style music as me, looks decent and I don't care if she's smarter than me.

 

[Frotality]

dissolute narcissist that i am, i cannot deny that my dream woman is basically the female version of me. pretty much someone who i can actually have an interesting, non-stupid conversation with about things i actually give a toss about.

as with my ruminations about having a clone of myself, im pretty sure we would start out hating each other and constantly trying to one-up the other...in fact im pretty sure we always would, but thats a big part of the appeal; i want a challenge damnit

 

[loc978]

A polymorph who can shift her appearance and body structure to suit my (or her ) whims. Aside from that, she'd need to be a geeky nymphomaniac.

...too much work to engineer, though. I think I'll stick to real women... for now.

 

[superspartan004]

Steve Blum's voice. That is all.

yes! win lol

 

[rancher of monsters]

My dream girl would just understand all of the crazy references I use. Aside from that as long as she has all her front teeth, weighs less than 300 pounds, and showers regularly I honestly couldn't care less. A nice ass never hurt though.

 

[SimuLord]

My perfect girl is:
- Shorter than 5'4 and too busty for her frame (but all natural)---cute and curvaceous in equal measure.
- Blonde with blue eyes that would make cute babies
- Very submissive in and out of the bedroom - the kind of girl who's looking for a strong guy in her life to complete her. You know the type---the kind of girl who when she has kids thinks of herself as "Dave's mommy" and before that point would think of herself as "Fox's girl".
- Not the sharpest tool in the shed, but not a complete idiot either. "Impressionable" is really the word I'm after.
- Kind, caring, loving, and domesticated.
- Loves sex for its own sake. A girl who thinks of sex solely as a means to make babies will stop putting out as soon as she's had as many kids as she wants.

Reading over that, I see I'm clearly a total misogynist. Oh well. (and ironically, the girl I'm currently pursuing is none of the above except for being attractive, kind, and caring.)

 

[T3h Merc]

I've already met her. She ish mah best friend. :3

Sucks doesn't it? Damn me...

Wha? I'm completely fine with just being friends. There hasn't been any attraction there for a few years, and it's not weird at all. (No idea if that's what you were referring to, but...yeah... >.>)

I'm in love with her, it's not returned. It makes my life pretty difficult sometimes.

 

[smithy_2045]

I have no idea. The only criteria I have definitely decided is she cannot be fat.

 

[Ampersand]

Someone who's not complacent for a start. A girl who's respect i'd need to earn, who would challenge me to become a better person. I guess I could say i'm looking for a companion, not a burden.

 

[EatPieYes]

Hayley Williams, but 10 years younger

So you would want to get together with a 12 year old Hayley Williams. Hmm...

OnT: A girl who talks, you know, and communicates. Just someone to talk with, really. The rest is just details - and details are not important in these kinds of matters. Or are they...?

 

[manic_depressive13]

He'd have to be smart and witty, but also bitter, cynical and antisocial. I'd want him to be tallish, cold, well-read, and moderately attractive. He'd have a sense of humour too, of course, but mostly the dark kind.

All in all, the kind of guy that would never ever like me. In fact, part of the criteria is more or less that he wouldn't even be interested in getting to know me.

 

[Folio]

I'm a sucker for girls with glasses (don't judge me! It's my taste and it's not like I'm only looking for that!)

I want to have lots of interesting conversations with her, so she needs to be intelligent and open minded.

And I just don't like it when she's clingy, but I don't think I'll meet that kind of woman.

 

[Creator002]

Can she speak German? Is red or black haired? Is intelligent and open-minded? Sign me up.

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

One that has a unique personality. A girl that will say, believe, wear, and listen to the music she wants without taking anyones shit. A girl that knows she's free.

 

[Gunner_Guardian]

Probably a female version of me with extremely long hair.... in other word someone nice, nerdy, loves video games, playful, a switch and just as horny as I am .