Your Dream Team

[T3h Merc]

For a BANK Job. You know like robbing it? For me it would be:
Niko Bellic (GTA4):
For his Amazing bullshit phone which can create Guns and Helicopters from thin air.

Agent 47 (Hitman Series):
For his cloned super abilities, Proffesianalism, Lack of Morality, and Wide array of Weapons

Heavy & Medic (Team Fortress): These two lovers could bring down the world. A minigun and infinite Health no one would top them. Plus Heavy could carry a lot of money.

Jack (Bioshock): Wide array of Plasmids,interesting guns, Gene Tonics, and Survival Skills

Master Chief (Halo): This guy has survived almost everything. His moral compass might complicate things.

Anthony Carmine (Gears of War): For his awesomeness.

So who would you choose?

EDIT:
Jon Lajoie: Guns don't kill people. I kill people. With Guns Pow.

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Delta 38
Delta 40
Delta 07
Delta 62
(all from Republic commando as in one of the books they DO rob a high secuirty bank)

Master Chief (halo)

Gordon Freeman (Half Life just in case we get into a see-saw puzzle)

Mr.T, Just Because

And Scotty to beam us out!

 

[Bobtowna]

mike tyson
(distraction)
Sylvester Stallone
(heavy artillery)
Han Solo
(escape vehicle driver)
Batman + Robin
(they grab the money)

 

[T3h Merc]

WTF

Delta 38
Delta 40
Delta 07
Delta 62
(all from Republic commando as in one of the books they DO rob a high secuirty bank)

Master Chief (halo)

Gordon Freeman (Half Life just in case we get into a see-saw puzzle)

Mr.T, Just Because

Republic Commando? Excuse my noobiness but what the fuck is that?

 

[Curtmiester]

Can't I just have women....for talking reasons!

I'm part invisable ninja.

 

[darthzew]

My stereotypical team:
Captain Price, to lead the team.
The Cole Train, we need a raving black dude to complete the stereotypical team.
Lara Croft, the MUST-HAVE hot chick.
Nathan Drake, the good-looking hero type
Gordon Freeman, the nerdy guy who hack computers and stuff.
Prophet of Truth, the old guy to fund the whole job

 

[darthzew]

WTF

Delta 38
Delta 40
Delta 07
Delta 62
(all from Republic commando as in one of the books they DO rob a high secuirty bank)

Master Chief (halo)

Gordon Freeman (Half Life just in case we get into a see-saw puzzle)

Mr.T, Just Because

Republic Commando? Excuse my noobiness but what the fuck is that?

Star Wars game from a couple of years ago. It was AWESOME!

 

[Kuchinawa212]

WTF

Delta 38
Delta 40
Delta 07
Delta 62
(all from Republic commando as in one of the books they DO rob a high secuirty bank)

Master Chief (halo)

Gordon Freeman (Half Life just in case we get into a see-saw puzzle)

Mr.T, Just Because

Republic Commando? Excuse my noobiness but what the fuck is that?

1 wiki coming up! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Wars_Republic_Commando

 

[Krakyn]

Altair of Assassin's Creed: stealth and action under pressure.
Liquid Snake of Metal Gear Solid: criminal mastermind, 'nuff said.
Sly Cooper: oh yeah

 

[ChocoCake]

Ummmmm...
Dirka. Dirka is my Oblivion character.
He will take on the bank with all of his awesomeness, and succeed in robbing the place of all its valuables.
This is as original as I could get.

 

[T3h Merc]

Intersting choices darthzew but why would the Prophet have Earth Money?

 

[New Troll]

Me, myself, and I.

 

[T3h Merc]

Hamtaro? What the Shit?

 

[Halfbreed13]

Gaz - Sneaking around never looked so fun.
Alex Mercer - In case shit hits the fan.
Ghat - Cause he's a fucking beast.
Scout - Comedy.
Me - With the Blacklight Virus of course.
Link - Cuz.
Roland Deschain - Yes he isn't a video game character but he is a fucking Gunslinger badass for christ's sake!

 

[Scobie]

DELETED

 

[T3h Merc]

Thanks. But who is this Johnny Gat?

 

[Mad Maniac with axe-firing chainsaw]

I'm gonna go with the heroes and villains who actually stand out as being something awesome.

Jack of blades. He can shapeshift into a friggin dragon! (couldn't beat him without using a metaphorical health potion drip and challenge anyone else to try.)

Penance. Whether its doing 99999 damage or being able to take ridiculous amounts of the same, its your eldritch horror of choice.

Auron, as my token cool guy. (He's nowhere as strong as the others, but boy does he look cool. On the downside he would probably hate most of the other people on my list.)

Yojimbo. See that really tough penance guy on my list? He can kill him IN A SINGLE STRIKE!!! excessive JRPG statistics hold no fears for this guy.

Who else now...

Any of the immortals in Lost Odyssey, for the simple reason that they can't actually die.

... I'd say the Lamia except for my belief that anyone who would actually be willing to condemn someone to hell probably should go there themselves. Noone deserves hell, no, not even Stalin deserves an afterlife of eternal agony. On the other hand, nothing beats this summon from Drag Me To Hell for sheer sadistic terror value.

Azathoth from the HP lovecraft tales. He's a giant, massive lump of indestructible chaos in the middle of the universe. Who could possibly be cooler?

Scythe from Fable. If you read his backstory he was originally the first king of Albion who defeated not just Jack of Blades, but also his seniors. You do not want to mess with someone like that.

I've got enough awesome here. If I come up with a slightly less questionable squad, I'll update this.

 

[T3h Merc]

From what games is Lamia?

 

[Aerodynamic]

Gordon Freeman

Handy with a crowbar

Ratchet

Handy with a wrench

Daxter

Comedy

Dogmeat

Distraction

Kayne& Lynch

They know about this kind of stuff

Marshal Law

Fighter

Pointman (Audiosurf)

Driver

 

[Mad Maniac with axe-firing chainsaw]

From what games is Lamia?

Uh, whoops, that's not actually a game... sorry.

Thats a film. In Drag me to hell, the Lamia is a demon which if it manages to curse a victim, will drag them to hell after 3 days of torment. The method of cursing is by taking an object that belongs to the victim, placing an incantation on it, and then giving it back to them.

Its not your RPG hell though, this is your eternal torment fire and brimstone hell. Forget fighting the demon, the only way of fighting this one is by getting rid of the curse, by methods I won't go into for risk of spoilers.

EDIT: This one actually kept me up for a few nights, and I'm not normally fazed by horror films. You know films which just strike a certain chord? All I know is, I'll never tell someone to go to hell again.