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T3h Merc said:
Intersting choices darthzew but why would the Prophet have Earth Money?
He could make a business selling Covenant battleships or maybe a career as a televangelist.
 

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darthzew said:
T3h Merc said:
Intersting choices darthzew but why would the Prophet have Earth Money?
Or maybe a career as a televangelist.
For the Covenant Religion?

BURN AWAY THE STINK OF HUMANITY WITH HOLY LIGHT!

'Excuse Mr. Prophet...'

'What?'

'You are Advertising for Humanns'

'Well our Religion sort of revolves around thier destruction'

'You know maybe you should leave.'
 

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T3h Merc said:
For the Covenant Religion?

BURN AWAY THE STINK OF HUMANITY WITH HOLY LIGHT!

'Excuse Mr. Prophet...'

'What?'

'You are Advertising for Humanns'

'Well our Religion sort of revolves around thier destruction'

'You know maybe you should leave.'
He's got the charisma to lie a little bit. Most televangelists are frauds already.
 

T3h Merc

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darthzew said:
T3h Merc said:
For the Covenant Religion?

BURN AWAY THE STINK OF HUMANITY WITH HOLY LIGHT!

'Excuse Mr. Prophet...'

'What?'

'You are Advertising for Humanns'

'Well our Religion sort of revolves around thier destruction'

'You know maybe you should leave.'
He's got the charisma to lie a little bit. Most televangelists are frauds already.
What does he have? A plus 5 staff of Charisma?
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Goku. Instant transmission ftw.
DBZ fails
 
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Fingolfin High-King of the Noldor said:
The one man army that is Chuck Norris.
Don't make me start an Auron versus Chuck Norris competition of badass thread!

(Noted after I saw a rather entertaining Auron versus Chuck Norris thread somewhere else.)

This isn't an invitation to turn this thread into the above thread!
 
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T3h Merc said:
Who is Auron?
Character from FFX, only fans of the game will get the badass joke. Auron is practically cool defined if you like JRPG's, from his costume to his character to his backstory. He has more badass elements put together than any other hero I can list, and if someone can explain to me how to use the spoiler hide tool I'll happily explain how cheesily awesome this character is.

EDIT: come to think of it, does anyone else think I might have been going a bit OTT on the whole "people to use on a bank robbery" thing? I mean, at least one is a God, while another is a God-slayer. Not exactly unnoticeable. On the plus side, never mind escaping the police, you could take on the US military with the people in my team.

Ok, practical people to use on a bank...

The main characters of the GTA and Saints row games. Who else for muscle? One group can take dozens of bullets, the other one can regenerate health.

One of the mad scientists for planning. Eggman'll do, he managed to break into a military base and plot the destruction of a whole island, and put the US in a position where it was surrender or die horribly, all within a day or so. Plus his mech's are damn useful.

That guy from assassins creed. You know the one. Altair, thats it! I need someone good at blending in. Lend him a disguise, and let him go to work. Perfect for casing the joint.

Finally, the Joker. He's the maniac we let loose and then quickly escape from as he creates havoc.
 

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The Spy from No One Lives Forever for the cool gadgets and proficiency
Claude from GTA series because he doesn't say anything and gets things done.
Postal Dude- No morality, willing to get the job done.
Riddick- Pretty badass, if he can survive the whole prison escape thing, I'm sure a modern day Earth bank would be an easy job.
Master Chief- The guy has a damn shield, he's pretty much invulnerable.

And of course, The Stig from Top Gear as the getaway driver.
 

Malkure

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Kerrigan before she was infested - Perfect for infiltration or cover fire leaving.

And since everyone's bringing in complete badasses I'll just throw in Raziel of the Soul Reaver series.

And how about the Overlord to command all his minions to carry the money.
 

Lord Kodous

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Fawkes - pretty much invulnerable and a gatling laser helps.
John Dillinger - he used to do this very thing
 

The Madman

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Garrett to plan the heist.

Garrett to break in.

Garrett to steal the wealth.

And Garrett to make it away.

 

Leorex

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i would pick

Obama because that man can do anything.
sasha gray, for later.
and tony, ziva, abby, and gibbs from ncis.