Your Dying Request?

[Twilight_guy]

"Tell my wife I said... hello"

"Bring extra lives next time"

"Make sure that the statue of me gets my good side! Wait, what? you're stealing the glory? huggg-"

"Make me a samich!"

"I want you to take the fall for this. I'm going to kill myself now."

"Destroy the internet, it must be purged!"

 

[tthor]

why would i need a final request i'm gonna die

incase there was anything you wanted them to do after you die, like 'tell my wife i love her' 'take my treasure i buried under the sandbox' 'avenge me!' all that fun stuff

 

[Hazy]

"Tell David Cameron...he's a douche..."

This, but substitute David Cameron for Ryan Seacrest.

 

[Lysserd]

"Tell my wife and kids ... I hid the money ...."
That should drive them crazy for a few months. Heh.

 

[Jzolr0708]

Beam me up... Scotty!


Between you and I... I didn't enjoy Shindlers List


For Serious:

Remember me as I was

 

[Canadaftw]

"What are you...***king stupid? Call 911 you bastard....*dies*" or "When I die...don't take any of my stuff...*dies*" or "I'm gonna come back and haunt you jerk"

 

[p3t3r]

why would i need a final request i'm gonna die

incase there was anything you wanted them to do after you die, like 'tell my wife i love her' 'take my treasure i buried under the sandbox' 'avenge me!' all that fun stuff

if thats the case, tell nathan he is a dick

 

[War Penguin]

"Dying tickles... ugh..."

I'm not sure if I want that to be joking or real.

EDIT: Whoops. I though this was last words. Not a request.

Anyway, "tell the people... I... am... awesome..."

 

[Julianking93]

Tell my kids...the antidote is...argh...*dies*

Haha! Now they'll be guessing their whole lives as to what it meant. Who's laughing now, *****?

 

[Once a Human]

I'd be dying of a wasting disease that comes from eating too much seafood or something. But my last request would be;

To see the Pope kick a field goal.
Or to kick former President Bush in the balls.

 

[IrishBerserker]

...Vhere iz zhe bat?

Simple, short and slightly funny if you get the reference.

Ace ventura: When Nature Calls. Good movie.

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"Give me a viking funeral and don't dare cry for me."

 

[Simalacrum]

Jokingly: *Gunshot* "I dare you to hurt me, I do not have time to bleed! *Second gunshot* My schedule has just opened up! Aaaohhww, my God!"

For seriously: "Tell.... The Escapist..... that I..... have fallen....."
Yes, I be for serious. I spend THAT much time here.

wahey! Though, to be fair, I might just do that too...

OT:

joking: "just...just 1 last hug..." (I'm the biggest hug-a-holic I know )

serious: "[enter something comforting for whoever's listening here]"

 

[Sronpop]

'This death; Is so, fucking, metal' *makes devil horns* *dies*

 

[Dorian]

wahey! Though, to be fair, I might just do that too...

*Compares post count/join date ratio*

Eh. Mebbe.
But I'm thinking that Neon's got us ALL beat there.

 

[FalloutJack]

"Please tell everyone in the entire world...to go fuck themselves. I hate you all...bastards."

*Dead*

 

[Simalacrum]

wahey! Though, to be fair, I might just do that too...

*Compares post count/join date ratio*

Eh. Mebbe.
But I'm thinking that Neon's got us ALL beat there.

aha, I'll catch up with you oneday!

(do note that my most of my posts have been made in the past few months... )

 

[Dorian]

aha, I'll catch up with you oneday!

(do note that my most of my posts have been made in the past few months... )

Once again, mebbe.

(Please note that I haven't even Gone Gonzo until late May/early June.)

 

[tthor]

I'd be dying of a wasting disease that comes from eating too much seafood or something. But my last request would be;

To see the Pope kick a field goal.
Or to kick former President Bush in the balls.

sorry, but your gonna be dead in like 5 minutes, so you can't get a chance to do either. you COULD ask the person the kick bush's balls for you

 

[stonethered]

'save game file, must be corrupted.'
'Clone me.'

 

[zehydra]

... (epic silence)

what... time is it?


... (passes away)