Your Dying Request?

[ma55ter_fett]

If I die think only this, I'll be back to get you.

 

[ReincarnatedFTP]

1)Cremation. No grave digging, corpse raping, skullfucking is happening to me.
2)I'll reveal who I see as my true friends and leave them everything I have.

 

[Ham_authority95]

Kill.....Atkinson!!!!!!

(gives Atkinson's address to well armed mercenary)

 

[geldonyetich]

"Well, ladies and gents, the creator has deemed that my time is up. Tough beans for me but, truth be told, I wouldn't have been satisfied with anything short of immortality anyway. I leave you with the legacy of all that I have done, pittance that it may be, as it's the only claim of immortality I was ever allowed. See to it that you mind the legacies that you will."

But, in all honesty, I doubt I'd have the energy or the guts to say that with death staring me in the face. That's what last wills are for.

Granted, if you think last words are at all sacred, I have to say that this Wikiquote [http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Last_words] certainly undermines that:

* Adieu, mes amis, Je vais à la gloire!
o Translation: "Farewell my friends, I go to glory!"
o Who: Isadora Duncan
o Note: Said before she got in her car to go home. Her scarf got caught around the wheel and strangled her instantly as the driver took off.

 

[Jark212]

"Death is a *****... A stupid *****."

 

[Jedisolo75]

"Johnnie Walker (gasp) Blue Label. I said Blue Label asshole!"

"Always look on the bright side of life (whistles the refrain)"

 

[The Warden]

"Before I die...I want you to nuke me, so that *Cough* my death will be remembered as fucking awesome"
Or maybe I'd be like
"Respawn in 10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1*Die*."
Or maybe an awesome scream of either random proportions or srs business type.
Like "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"
Or
"SALZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Or maybe I'd pull off with an internet meme.
"*Cough* So I herd u leik...mudkiiiipss....."
"That...wasn't...even...doom...music...."

 

[tthor]

"Well, ladies and gents, the creator has deemed that my time is up. Tough beans for me but, truth be told, I wouldn't have been satisfied with anything short of immortality anyway. I leave you with the legacy of all that I have done, pittance that it may be, as it's the only claim of immortality I was ever allowed. See to it that you mind the legacies that you will."

But, in all honesty, I doubt I'd have the energy or the guts to say that with death staring me in the face. That's what last wills are for.

Granted, if you think last words are at all sacred, I have to say that this Wikiquote [http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Last_words] certainly undermines that:

* Adieu, mes amis, Je vais à la gloire!
o Translation: "Farewell my friends, I go to glory!"
o Who: Isadora Duncan
o Note: Said before she got in her car to go home. Her scarf got caught around the wheel and strangled her instantly as the driver took off.

whats your request?

 

[geldonyetich]

"Well, ladies and gents, the creator has deemed that my time is up. Tough beans for me but, truth be told, I wouldn't have been satisfied with anything short of immortality anyway. I leave you with the legacy of all that I have done, pittance that it may be, as it's the only claim of immortality I was ever allowed. See to it that you mind the legacies that you will."

But, in all honesty, I doubt I'd have the energy or the guts to say that with death staring me in the face. That's what last wills are for.

Granted, if you think last words are at all sacred, I have to say that this Wikiquote [http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Last_words] certainly undermines that:

* Adieu, mes amis, Je vais à la gloire!
o Translation: "Farewell my friends, I go to glory!"
o Who: Isadora Duncan
o Note: Said before she got in her car to go home. Her scarf got caught around the wheel and strangled her instantly as the driver took off.

whats your request?

Ironically, even on my hypothetical death bed nobody takes the time to read what I have to say. Here, I bold faced it for you.

 

[Dark Knifer]

I...need...1 ups!!!

 

[tthor]

"Well, ladies and gents, the creator has deemed that my time is up. Tough beans for me but, truth be told, I wouldn't have been satisfied with anything short of immortality anyway. I leave you with the legacy of all that I have done, pittance that it may be, as it's the only claim of immortality I was ever allowed. See to it that you mind the legacies that you will."

But, in all honesty, I doubt I'd have the energy or the guts to say that with death staring me in the face. That's what last wills are for.

Granted, if you think last words are at all sacred, I have to say that this Wikiquote [http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Last_words] certainly undermines that:

* Adieu, mes amis, Je vais à la gloire!
o Translation: "Farewell my friends, I go to glory!"
o Who: Isadora Duncan
o Note: Said before she got in her car to go home. Her scarf got caught around the wheel and strangled her instantly as the driver took off.

whats your request?

Ironically, even on my hypothetical death bed nobody takes the time to read what I have to say. Here, I bold faced it for you.

yaa.. if i had to listen to this at your deathbed, i'd probably put a pillow over you head about halfway through.
..you know, so you don't suffer >.>

 

[gadafgadaf]

...Vhere iz zhe bat?

Simple, short and slightly funny if you get the reference.

hah, ace ventura? haven't seen that in ages.

 

[Ben Jamin]

"Commission a marble statue of me saving orphans from a flaming building, or a painting
of me staving off murlocs"

Would be a good but thoroughly inaccurate way of remembering me.

 

[geldonyetich]

"Well, ladies and gents, the creator has deemed that my time is up. Tough beans for me but, truth be told, I wouldn't have been satisfied with anything short of immortality anyway. I leave you with the legacy of all that I have done, pittance that it may be, as it's the only claim of immortality I was ever allowed. See to it that you mind the legacies that you will."

But, in all honesty, I doubt I'd have the energy or the guts to say that with death staring me in the face. That's what last wills are for.

Granted, if you think last words are at all sacred, I have to say that this Wikiquote [http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Last_words] certainly undermines that:

* Adieu, mes amis, Je vais à la gloire!
o Translation: "Farewell my friends, I go to glory!"
o Who: Isadora Duncan
o Note: Said before she got in her car to go home. Her scarf got caught around the wheel and strangled her instantly as the driver took off.

whats your request?

Ironically, even on my hypothetical death bed nobody takes the time to read what I have to say. Here, I bold faced it for you.

yaa.. if i had to listen to this at your deathbed, i'd probably put a pillow over you head about halfway through.
..you know, so you don't suffer >.>

That would about mirror the ignorance I was hoping to dispel in my final hour, so hey, thanks for vindicating me.

 

[gadafgadaf]

i want pepperoni onions and jalapenos on my tombstone.

 

[Kriptonite]

Er...don't make the same mistake I did?

 

[Aerodynamic]

"Why......Why the quiet guy and not the other jerks?

 

[spinner89]

Play "Every Breath You Take" by The Police at my funeral.

 

[tthor]

"Well, ladies and gents, the creator has deemed that my time is up. Tough beans for me but, truth be told, I wouldn't have been satisfied with anything short of immortality anyway. I leave you with the legacy of all that I have done, pittance that it may be, as it's the only claim of immortality I was ever allowed. See to it that you mind the legacies that you will."

But, in all honesty, I doubt I'd have the energy or the guts to say that with death staring me in the face. That's what last wills are for.

Granted, if you think last words are at all sacred, I have to say that this Wikiquote [http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Last_words] certainly undermines that:

* Adieu, mes amis, Je vais à la gloire!
o Translation: "Farewell my friends, I go to glory!"
o Who: Isadora Duncan
o Note: Said before she got in her car to go home. Her scarf got caught around the wheel and strangled her instantly as the driver took off.

whats your request?

Ironically, even on my hypothetical death bed nobody takes the time to read what I have to say. Here, I bold faced it for you.

yaa.. if i had to listen to this at your deathbed, i'd probably put a pillow over you head about halfway through.
..you know, so you don't suffer >.>

That would about mirror the ignorance I was hoping to dispel in my final hour, so hey, thanks for vindicating me.

No problem~! always happy to help
now, sleepy time~ *holds pillow over your head*

i want pepperoni onions and jalapenos on my tombstone.

Tombstone:'Here lies Pepperoni Onions and Jalapenos. RIP'
lol awesome

 

[sagonas123]

Probably somewhere along the lines of...

"Tha fuck, man?! I just got freakin' SHOT. And you're standing here, listening to me talk like a freakin' idiot, you SHOULD be taking me to a doctor, or at least call 9-1-1! You're the worst friend ever! I'm not getting you a birthday pres...ent... bleh *death*"

Maybe a little shorter.