Your epitaph (message on gravestone)

[DoW Lowen]

Hello fellow escapees.

When you die, hopefully not anytime soon (unless you're a child pornography distributor, in which case shame on you), what message would you like engraved on your tombstone. It could be a quote, something related to the way you died, it could be your last words, a general break down of your life, a haiku etc.

Feel free to even add your date of birth to your predicted year of death.

 

[Inverse Skies]

"Do you address snowflakes individually or collectively?"

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

"Here lies Onyx, please notify his Xbox Live friends that he is dead."

 

[NeedAUserName]

Haha, I'm beating you in the human race!

 

[Rhayn]

I hope I'll die in some bizarre accident, like having a minibar dropped on my head from the 7th floor. Just imagine the faces when they see 'Death by Minibar'.

 

[Shrubery]

" res please "

 

[DoW Lowen]

"Here lies Onyx, please notify his Xbox Live friends that he is dead."

Ever see those people on your friends list where it says "last online 108 days ago"? Perhaps those people have died.

 

[Epifols]

"See you here "

And yes, I want that damn emocon.

 

[Durahan2]

"The biggest pervert in the world. We will miss his ass gropeing ways."

It's poetic in a...non poetic way.

 

[rossatdi]

"Please inset coin"

"Continues (0)"

"Press fire to re-spawn"

"Fragged but not forgotten"

"Should have used the med-kit"

 

[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

If you lot don't stop trampling over my patch, I'm gonna fucking kill you!

And yes, I want the red text.

 

[ZeeClone]

"You remember how annoying having your kids jump up and down on you to wake you up at the weekend was?

Right. Stop tramping around on me dammit!"

 

[RetiarySword]

I'm in spectator mode right now, I'll be ready for it next round!

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

"Here lies Onyx, please notify his Xbox Live friends that he is dead."

Ever see those people on your friends list where it says "last online 108 days ago"? Perhaps those people have died.

Yep...but we'll never know since the parents only contacted their "real" friends.

We're real, dammit! We're real...

 

[Evil Scotsman]

"Level 2"

 

[Doug]

"In death, as he spent one third of his life - lying down"

Or

"In the event of a zombie apocalypse, please revive."

 

[Iron Mal]

I want mine to have a part written in Klingon or Dwarfish that translates as 'if you can read this, you have wasted your life' along with the standard 'Here lies Mal born...etc. RIP'.

 

[scape]

"here lies....Not through lack of trying"

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Besides the usual gravestone engravings, I'd have mine say, "Here lies the one person who made someone lose the game after dying."

Another would be, "Respawn in 3, 2, 1... (beep)."