Your epitaph (message on gravestone)

[OmegaGamer]

any waikies?

 

[goater24]

Billy Connelly said his epitaph would be in a font so small you'd have to get right up close to read it, and it would say:

"You're Standing On My Cock!"

EDIT: Not sure I'd want one!

 

[DoW Lowen]

Mine would read either:

"Is still alive and screaming down there... wait - no... it stopped. Never mind"

or

"This grave is just for his penis, the rest of the body couldn't fit in the coffin, please proceed with your mourning at next grave stone"

 

[Scarecrow38]

" Gone to a place with white shores under a swift sunrise"

 

[New Troll]

"Does this make me not a man?"

 

[rossatdi]

 

[Nafolah159]

"REVIVE ME! Oh wait, I'm already in the closet"
Left 4 Dead is awesome.

 

[Agayek]

"Buried with me is a 12 kiloton nuclear warhead. When the zombies come, we will be ready."

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

I love it...That's fantastic!

 

[Dr. UBAR]

Stupid noob campers..........

 

[SnowCold]

Game Over

 

[Howlingwolf214]

"I thought that cat looked a bit big."

or

"Wasn't dead when they buried me. Tough luck."

 

[Crowser]

"Shit happens"

 

[Nickflip]

Game Over

EDITamn! ninja'd!

well, one of these then.

comedy is easy. dying is hard.

wish you were here

keep it down up there!

Epitaphs: legal graffiti

barrel rolling in my grave

 

[WeevilStew]

"Warning: May Return as Zombie"

 

[SunGryphon]

How ironic. My husband and I were just talking about this yesterday. We want side-by-side tombstones.

One would read. "It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue."
The next one would read. "West. You have been eaten by a grue."

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

The first two aren't me, but general epitaphs. The last one's another one that I would personally use.

"The fucker was using Juggernaut." - Nearly every CoD4 elitest would have this. You know who you are. No offense to you people, though.

"I was sniped!" - anyone who's ever played any FPS online has said this at some point

"Hot Skitty on Wailord action!" - for the lulz

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Spike Milligan wanted his epitaph to be "See? I told you I was ill!", but I think his family overulled it.

I'd want to go for something profound yet ironic, but I really can't think of anything suitable just now.

I think he has it, but its in gaelic or something.

The guy who did the looney tunes music had "That's all folks!" on his. Pure genius.

I think I'd have "Screw you guys, I'm going home!"

 

[stormcaller]

...

But I'd like it to be:

LOK'TAR OGAR!....looks like this one got the Ogar bit
(Lok'tar Ogar= Victory or death)

Or maybe "Warning! do not dig here, there is no gold, no items,no potions and most of all no fucking quest items!