Your epitaph (message on gravestone)

[Hyper-space]

Drop dead
-Hyper-Space's last words

 

[Mumorpuger]

"Gee, he was just here a minute ago..."

 

[XJ-0461]

"I told you I was ill." or "killed with a frozen loaf of bread"

"Is Duke Nukem Forever out yet?"

Also, that's inspired.

 

[TheDustyBanana]

"This doesn't excuse you from paying me the five bucks you still owe me (you know who you are)."

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

Beneath this sod, lies another.

 

[Aqualung]

"There's a map to El Dorado down here, y'know."

 

[varulfic]

Here lies Varulfic - beloved hero, unmatched lover and brilliant human being, he stood as a shining example of the divine in man.
He will be missed.
[citation needed]​

 

[SSoneill]

Sean O'Neill
"He was right, there was no time for a short cut"

 

[whaleswiththumbs]

"The biggest pervert in the world. We will miss his ass gropeing ways."

It's poetic in a...non poetic way.

Nice

well i'm not sure if your crmated if you have a grave but if i did it would say:
"I saw the light at the end of the tunnel, but i like the tunnel more, thank God he let me leave."
I would need a big tombstone

 

[DavisJ3608]

"Dig here for a good time"
"In case of zombie uprising, wake me up"

"Go see where I re-spawned"

Epic.

 

[DoomyMcDoom]

"He was a douche sometimes, but we all loved him for it"
is most probable

 

[Dr. Nerfball]

", cause of death: frying pan, range: 20,000ft"

"DOC! COME O-"

"Everyone missed him. Except that sniper."

"The priest walks past here every day, but does he rez me? No!"

"I can see into your basement from here!"

 

[Kuroi Youkai]

Prop a shovel next to my tombstone and have it read "For a Good Time, Dig"

 

[Mithander]

Just the basic stuffs then in fairly non descript print "And his head still isn't found."

 

[Lukeydoodly]

"Respawning in 5..."

 

[Archemetis]

"THIS IS TOTALLY REAL! You have to re-send this epitaph to 5 friends within the next hour or you'll DIE!"

"I'm with stupid --->"

"My other coffin's a porsche."

 

[Aramax]

"His life was the most epic tale of them all
Only outmatched by legends.
Leader of many
Your presence will be missed.

Satire was your sword
Humility was your shield
Individualism, your only flaw.
Tomorrow will never mirror your radiance."

Can you see it?

 

[Vlane]

"End of passion play, crumbling away"

I think it would make a great epitaph.

Edit: Or to make all you gaming nerds happy: "Guess how long it takes to respawn?"

 

[jebussaves88]

Born Alive, Died Dead

Buried, but not deep enough!

See you soon Mark o.o!

Marilyn Manson and Grand Theft Auto Made me do it!

Bury me with my money.

I told you I wouldn't fit.

Bears huh?

 

[CBPodge]

Died tragically rescuing his family from the wreckage of a destroyed sinking battleship.