Your epitaph (message on gravestone)

[Billybarbara]

GG no RE

 

[Spudgun Man]

Angry in life, Angrier in death.
(p.s where the hell are all my virgins)

 

[Davey Woo]

Purge death failed me

 

[Steelfists]

Exhume at your own risk.

 

[LewsTherin]

I guess I fired 6 shots.

 

[theshadowed1]

"If you piss on me I swear your gonna be here instead of me you drunk"

Being serious

"His perfect world was never achieved"
or if it is
"I'M AWESOME"

 

[Insert Funny Name Here]

Seriously, I would go for:

"Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of the dead; I shall fear no evil."

Jokingly:

"Pwnd one n00b too many."

 

[DoW Lowen]

"They say herpes can't kill you. I wouldn't know I got mauled to death by a bear."

 

[RagnorakTres]

Hey! Moron! Why are you reading this?

God now has a computer programmer. Expect a website soon. Oh, and Microsoft? Quit while you're ahead. I've got connections now.

I always said I would sleep when I was dead, and it's just as boring as it was when I was alive.

 

[ceeqanguel]

I sleep.
now Git the fuck off!

 

[reinersailer]

Now it's over, trying to catch me on the line!
Live in peace with those, you don't understand,
i was a human being, not a toy and not a pet

 

[bookboy]

sorry if this has already been posted.

F***IN' LAG!!!!!!!!!!!!
or:
turns out i was on the wrong side of the BOOM, HEADSHOT!

 

[USSR]

A golden heart stopped beating, working hands went to rest. He broke many hearts to prove to us, he only takes the best..

 

[Simon Hadow]

"Unidentified red paste #335" (I have an unfortunate accident with a gatling gun and mutant fox, snake hybrids)

 

[Crystal Cuckoo]

"At least I won't come back as a zombie!"

"Ascended to the rank of Reaper" +1 to those who get the reference.

"I thought I had another health pack"

"Turns out I should've reloaded"

"NEED MORE MANA!"

"Respawning in 3... 2... 1..."

Seriously?

"I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each.
I do not think that they will sing to me."

"Perhaps we will never find our perfect world. I know I didn't."

"We have lingered in the chambers of the sea
By sea-girls wreathed in seaweed red and brown
Till human voices wake us, and we drown."

""So shines a good deed in a weary world."
Perhaps this was it."

 

[HaruHearts]

"238 kills
1 death
Ping 150"

 

[mangus]

"Death uses: DEATH
It's Super Effective!"

*I'm full of Pokemon nostalgia lately.*

"will you use another pokemon?" would be another good one.

 

[Zersy]

"Shit happens"

Yep i totally agree

as for me

"Life is LOOOOOOONNNNNNGGGGGGG so enjoy it cause if you don't then thats just sad since you couldn't even make yourself happy within a 80 year period"

or

"HAKUNA MATATA BITCHES!"

or

"One of the Greatset minds ever to appear yet our world was not ready for such Awesomeness"

 

[Segadroid]

"I thought the trampoline was more to the left when I jumped."

"Nothing to see here."

or

"Don't think of me, it's perverted." XD