Your Escapist Nemisis

[FalloutJack]

Nemesis? HAH!

First of all, I'm the villain, so that would mean my nemesis would have to a hero. I doubt anyone here qualifies, so no problem there. Furthermore, the entire question presupposes that someone I'm at odds with is even worthy of my hatred. I have never been truly angry here. Nobody on the internet has ever seen Jack's raging bile duct. Not even close.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Daystar Clarion, because he hasn't given me the jar full of the air he breathed that he promised.

YOU PROMISED.

 

[anthony87]

There's one or two posters I can't help but roll my eyes at and think "Here we fucking go again" whenever I see a post from them or get quoted by them. Not gonna tell you the names though ^_^

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

Kross.

I like to aim big.

 

[SpectacularWebHead]

I miss Zeel.

He was the default nemesis for Everyone....

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Daystar Clarion, because he hasn't given me the jar full of the air he breathed that he promised.

YOU PROMISED.

I promised nothing.

Should have read the small print before you signed that contract.

Kross.

I like to aim big.

Kross?

Spoiler: Not this guy?

 

[FitScotGaymer]

I haven't been on this enough to have a nemesis (the correct spelling of the word btw) unless you count the many many many times ive butted heads with Andy Chalk because he drips his biases/opinions all over his so called "news" articles.

 

[Soviet Heavy]

Well the was the utterly insufferable twerp on here at the beginning of the year who would make these grand claims, dispute anyone who disagreed wit them, and then yell at them Orr having wrong opinions. Thankfully, he hasn't been on in months.

Is Zeel the one you speak of?

I have no Nemesis, to have one would imply that anyone is worthy of being held at the same level as me; no one is at my level and no one will ever be.

No. Zeel was at least funny to listen to, like an insane conspiracy theorist. The guy I had a beef with just stopped posting after he made a thread looking for intelligent discussion, because the denizens of the escapist were below him

 

[Zepherus14]

TrilbyWill plain and simple.

 

[Laser Priest]

Oh, that guy.

You know who you are, and I've kept this vague enough that it can apply to anyone, but I'm not going to use that joke where I put a link to the "view your own profile" thing to try to trick people because that's just rude.

 

[Twilight_guy]

The Joker!
Wait, no that's Batman. I don't think I have a nemesis. So ugh... good for me?

 

[DevilWithaHalo]

Wait...there's an ignore list? Huh.

Took me a while to find it myself, it's lovely seeing certain people squished down to a little button that means; "If you click this, you acknowledge that you're about to be insanely frustrated at stupidity". It's a nice option to have.

There's one or two posters I can't help but roll my eyes at and think "Here we fucking go again" whenever I see a post from them or get quoted by them. Not gonna tell you the names though ^_^

Perhaps you should look at that ignore option then? Shame it doesn't protect you from quotes.

I noticed most people are normally fairly decent, until you happen to hit their "hot button", then there's no telling what depravity they'll succumb to. No need to provide examples though, some people might take offense.

 

[Mumorpuger]

Anyone who rushes to post a stupid pun as a reply to a news article as the first response.

After that, anyone who posts their Captcha.

Either could DIAF. It irritates me for some reason.

 

[Jonluw]

Uhhhh...
I guess the closest I've gotten to having a nemesis would be the one time I got in a fight with Daystar and welcomed a new forum member by trying to get him to PM a picture of a dick to Daystar...


Other than that, all the rest of yous all.
Yes you. You people who keep ruining my attempts at making clever threads because you can't be bothered to read instructions or follow rules and shit.
You're horrible people.

 

[Fappy]

I have 2 nemesis on this site.

The first is Daystar. His annoying habit of spamming and low content posts via an overuse of annoying pictures without being reprimanded due to being popular is quite honestly an annoying travesty to this site.
And he founded a group that is an abomination that needs to be expunged from this glorious site by any means necessary.

The other is The7Sins. That guy is an annoying asshole that needs to be beat. Fuck that loser.

Don't worry, I am working to bring down Daystar's empire from within. You can thank me later.

 

[Bloodstain]

Anyone with bad spelling.
It's "nemesis", not "nemisis"!

/spelling nazi

Also, Daystar Clarion. Obviously.

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

There's one or two posters I can't help but roll my eyes at and think "Here we fucking go again" whenever I see a post from them or get quoted by them. Not gonna tell you the names though ^_^

Tempted to be egotistical.

Is it me? I think I've got a predictable style and I have a tendency to piss people off.

Kross.

I like to aim big.

Kross?

Spoiler: Not this guy?

Oh Daystar, Daystar.

Don't you remember that I faced Ratigan on Big Ben, and managed to use his little bell to set off the bell, sending him plummeting to his doom?

He's not a threat anymore, so I have to move on to bigger targets, and I believe I have found my new nemesis! Never before have I seen such a dizzying intellect, such a commitment to the criminal arts, such an ability to utterly destroy any who come into contact with him?

Truly, he is the nemesis of us all.

 

[Judgement101]

I don't understand all the hatred towards Daystar, he seems to be an outstanding gentleman.

I don't really have a nemisis anymore, used to be some jerk people who only made threads starting with "Am I The Only One Who..." which pissed me off to no end.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I have 2 nemesis on this site.

The first is Daystar. His annoying habit of spamming and low content posts via an overuse of annoying pictures without being reprimanded due to being popular is quite honestly an annoying travesty to this site.
And he founded a group that is an abomination that needs to be expunged from this glorious site by any means necessary.

The other is The7Sins. That guy is an annoying asshole that needs to be beat. Fuck that loser.

You're just jealous of my super saiyan swagger.

I don't understand all the hatred towards Daystar, he seems to be an outstanding gentleman.

I don't really have a nemisis anymore, used to be some jerk people who only made threads starting with "Am I The Only One Who..." which pissed me off to no end.

This guy gets it, and he shall be rewarded handsomely when my Legion moves on your mortal cities.

 

[ToastiestZombie]

I have 2 nemesis on this site.

The first is Daystar. His annoying habit of spamming and low content posts via an overuse of annoying pictures without being reprimanded due to being popular is quite honestly an annoying travesty to this site.
And he founded a group that is an abomination that needs to be expunged from this glorious site by any means necessary.

The other is The7Sins. That guy is an annoying asshole that needs to be beat. Fuck that loser.

You're just jealous of my super saiyan swagger.

I don't understand all the hatred towards Daystar, he seems to be an outstanding gentleman.

I don't really have a nemisis anymore, used to be some jerk people who only made threads starting with "Am I The Only One Who..." which pissed me off to no end.

This guy gets it, and he shall be rewarded handsomely when my Legion moves on your mortal cities.

Silly Daystar, you can't go super saiyan. Only people with Dragonball Z avatars can go super saiyan. People with Okami avatars can only use magical paint brushes, not go super saiyan.