Your Escapist Nemisis

[The Artificially Prolonged]

Erm I'm not sure, I don't think I've ever had a altercation with anyone on the site that would make them my nemesis. I guess my nemesis will have to be anyone who doesn't like Timesplitters.

 

[CrazyCapnMorgan]

I could say either Daystar, Fappy, Toastiest Zombie or Zhukov...but, uh...seriously I have no nemesis. None at all. However, I do have an undying jealous hatred...

Spoiler: For this bird

I must train the birds of the world to do this.
THAT WILL SHOW THEM!
[HEADING=1]THAT WILL SHOW THEM ALL! AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA![/HEADING]

 

[lacktheknack]

There was Housebroken Lunatic for a while, but he got banned.

Now that there's no one threatening to set me on fire, I don't have one. Anyone up for a slap-fight?

...after I get back from work?

 

[Kyr Knightbane]

I don't think i make enough of an impact to get a nemesis. They'd have to be casually incognito like me. So we'd never discover each others existence

 

[Launcelot111]

There are various peoples whose posts displease me, but the closest I can say I have to a nemesis is that crazy guy who swept through a week or so ago and inundated us with bullshit about Asheron's Call and magic and the government's treatment of the insane. Although that person is less my nemesis and more someone whose every post made my day just a little bit sadder.

 

[Something Amyss]

Several posters make me roll my eyes or groan, but I don't think any of them counts as a nemesis. However, forgetting them, I will name someone else:

You're looking at him bro.

Come at me, bro.

 

[thesilentman]

Mine's [user]Hammeroj[/user]. Not as much as some of you guys though.

 

[Sassafrass]

Everyone who doesn't like the Scorpion King 3.
I will find you all and kill you all.

*runs off to Drumheller to go camping with family*

Let's see you get me here!

I can wait.
This message will be waiting for you in your inbox til you get back.
Getting angry.
Getting fed a diet of why it should hate you.
You'll open it up and BAM!

Your nightmares are now full of Gangnam Style.

 

[DugMachine]

Mortai Gravesend and I were in an argument over.. something I can't remember what. Well he made me mad but then I didn't care and now I find most of his posts amusing and insightful even if he can come across a bit.. er passive aggressive most of the time. Pretty sure he's suspended atm o.o

 

[Froggy Slayer]

My nemesis is all of you. For you see, my arrival heralds a new era for the Escapist. No more will you post with your inane talk of video games, movies and issues beyond your scope. I am your liberation, Escapist, nay, your rebirth. With my arrival will come the end-times for this pitiful website and it's tiny, infantile, naive users. As you fight and debate amongst yourselves I shall rise up through this website and destroy its very essence from within, and then, only as you lay defeated below me, shall I declare my conquest complete! I shall rule with an iron fist and throw dissenters aside like so many who have stood against me before this time. Weep for your website, Escapists, for the Froggy Slayer has descended to your puny mortal plane! You have no champion to send against me, you only have yourselves, sitting, impotent as I conquer all in my path. In the end, you will kneel.

Pathetic Escapists. Who will save you now?

 

[Glademaster_v1legacy]

This guy right here [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]. I hate with a burning passion more than anyone else on the forum.

Nevermind.

 

[Scentedwiind]

"I think anyone can guess mine. But, if you don't know it's of course this guy"

Didn't know I really offended anyone. I rarely post. Sorry to bother you TostiestZombie.

 

[Blue Jay]

This guy right here [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]. I hate with a burning passion more than anyone else on the forum.

Nevermind.

Oldest trick in the book.

 

[Dangit2019]

Lyri! Opposition of all whimsy and random shit!

Ah, I kid of course. If I legitimately had a dislike or hatred for anyone here, I wouldn't name them in fear of both being a dick and receiving moderator wrath.

With the exception of Daystar, that polite, fun loving jerk.

 

[Dangit2019]

DERP DE DERP IGNORE POST

 

[The White Hunter]

I don't understand all the hatred towards Daystar, he seems to be an outstanding gentleman.

I don't really have a nemisis anymore, used to be some jerk people who only made threads starting with "Am I The Only One Who..." which pissed me off to no end.

This guy gets it, and he shall be rewarded handsomely when my Legion moves on your mortal cities.

I got no problem with you, don't get all the hate frankly?

I'm gonna go with that particular person, and also that SkarKrow prick, always stops me from getting any work done.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I have 2 nemesis on this site.

The first is Daystar. His annoying habit of spamming and low content posts via an overuse of annoying pictures without being reprimanded due to being popular is quite honestly an annoying travesty to this site.
And he founded a group that is an abomination that needs to be expunged from this glorious site by any means necessary.

The other is The7Sins. That guy is an annoying asshole that needs to be beat. Fuck that loser.

You're just jealous of my super saiyan swagger.

I don't understand all the hatred towards Daystar, he seems to be an outstanding gentleman.

I don't really have a nemisis anymore, used to be some jerk people who only made threads starting with "Am I The Only One Who..." which pissed me off to no end.

This guy gets it, and he shall be rewarded handsomely when my Legion moves on your mortal cities.

Silly Daystar, you can't go super saiyan. Only people with Dragonball Z avatars can go super saiyan. People with Okami avatars can only use magical paint brushes, not go super saiyan.

I...

I could paint super saiyan hair on myself...

That might work.

[sub]Probably.[/sub]

Yeah, that'll work.

 

[Glademaster_v1legacy]

This guy right here [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]. I hate with a burning passion more than anyone else on the forum.

Nevermind.

Oldest trick in the book.

Nothing wrong with that though as most people don't bother to look before they click.

 

[Mumorpuger]

Anyone who rushes to post a stupid pun as a reply to a news article as the first response.

After that, anyone who posts their Captcha.

Either could DIAF. It irritates me for some reason.

But let's not start a flame war. This thread is already locking-bait as is.

You should remove that profile link. I'm not pointing to any single person, and would prefer that you do not imply that I am.

 

[Dangit2019]

Anyone who rushes to post a stupid pun as a reply to a news article as the first response.

After that, anyone who posts their Captcha.

Either could DIAF. It irritates me for some reason.

But let's not start a flame war. This thread is already locking-bait as is.

You should remove that profile link. I'm not pointing to any single person, and would prefer that you do not imply that I am.

Don't worry, I took it off.