Your face is going to explode in 60 seconds...
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Probably try to make a clue as to who did it so I may be avenged. Maybe smash my face on the wall and hope I bust the detonator. Make one last phonecall to whoever seems more important to me at the time "Fuck...voicemail, hi Mum theres a bomb strapped to my face, dont be mad it wasnt my fault I think, tell everyone I was fond of them, see you when I see you". Boom
Sixty seconds is all you need? bwahaha i kid i kid.MoNKeyYy said:
I'd probably rip the bomb off my head and eat it,gonna die anyway,might as well make it memorable.
Take the bomb off, there's no glue that dries that fast.
If not, run in front of a mirror and start ripping wires. On the off chance I kill the bomb, yay! If not, then I die in hilarious context.
If not, run in front of a mirror and start ripping wires. On the off chance I kill the bomb, yay! If not, then I die in hilarious context.
take my penknife and cut the skin,throw the bomb in a tin box and lie there bleeding.
and probably using the last of my strength to stab the madman in the Face, and call for help.
and probably using the last of my strength to stab the madman in the Face, and call for help.
I'm going to read this next time I feel down.dbrose said:
On topic: Realistically, I'd scream. If I still had some of my wits, I'd scream something specific like "I HAVE A BOMB ON MY HEAD!" or "EVERYONE GET OUT!" But I live in a major urban area, so I doubt people would really listen. If I really had my head on straight, I'd try to determine what placement would cause the least amount of damage. Or jump out the window and throw myself into the fountain. I may be dead, but maybe the water would short-circuit the bomb and render it useless.
...Actually, if water was my bright idea, why don't I just run my head under the faucet? Well, that just goes to show that I'd really be stupid during an emergency!
go online via laptop and type a forum as fast as I can. hopefully someone will catch my killer but more importantly I'll confess to everything I've held inside...oh and I'd send my mother a facebook friend request
If I were for whatever reason outside, wait until the last five seconds, go up to a random person and say 'Pull my finger'.
OT: Yeah, pull the bomb off, shove it in my cupboard and hide under my bed.
Simple.
If I were in my room and can't get it off, meh, fuck knows... Eat some of my chocolate, then pray.
What else is there to do in a barricaded room in 60 seconds? Wanking crossed my mind, but I think 60 seconds is a little short and I'd probably be in too much panic to concentrate.
OT: Yeah, pull the bomb off, shove it in my cupboard and hide under my bed.
Simple.
If I were in my room and can't get it off, meh, fuck knows... Eat some of my chocolate, then pray.
What else is there to do in a barricaded room in 60 seconds? Wanking crossed my mind, but I think 60 seconds is a little short and I'd probably be in too much panic to concentrate.
Throw it out the window. If the guy was able to barricade me in my own room without waking me up, it's not likely that the barricade is much more than a piece of plywood taped over the window. On that thought, the door being blocked is probably pretty half-assed as well...Chickenfeed said:If, for arguments sake, the bomb hadn't stuck. What would you do with the bomb after you took it off? Your barricaded into your room and you're still holding a highly explosive device.RandallJohn said:I'd take the bomb off, since the glue hasn't had a chance to set yet.
If it were stuck already... I dunno... pray, I guess.
Am I the only one who /facepalmed when I saw the title of the thread? Someone makes a sentence that would appropriately use the common possessive "your", and they wind up using the contraction for "you are"... usually things are the other way around...
OT: Rip the bomb off and throw it out the window before the blood of my torn forehead has a chance to blind me. Seriously, ripping your own skin off isn't that hard, as long as it's not all of your skin.
OT: Rip the bomb off and throw it out the window before the blood of my torn forehead has a chance to blind me. Seriously, ripping your own skin off isn't that hard, as long as it's not all of your skin.