Your face is going to explode in 60 seconds...
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Why does the door have to be boarded up? I would totally run into the nearest room with friends or family and say something along the lines of "___________ and if I am wrong may God strike me down right now!" with it timed perfectly for me to explode right after finishing my sentence. Or yell, "Hey, watch me tempt fate. HOW CAN THIS DAY POSSIBLY GET WORSE?" just at the right time for my face to explode all over the entire room.
Well my room has a glass door to the porch, so i would kick a whole through the glass and throw it out. Besides its only glue, if it had set already you could just rip it off. Yeah it would take some skin and hurt like all bloody hell, but you wouldnt die!Chickenfeed said:If, for arguments sake, the bomb hadn't stuck. What would you do with the bomb after you took it off? Your barricaded into your room and you're still holding a highly explosive device.RandallJohn said:I'd take the bomb off, since the glue hasn't had a chance to set yet.
If it were stuck already... I dunno... pray, I guess.
Peel the bomb off, super glue still takes time to dry, and I would wake up pretty quick is someone was plantin a bomb on my face.
I pull the bomb off of my face despite the disfiguring pain I'm going to suffer and throw the bomb out my window and get the hell of there..
ROFLMAO! if i was the criminal who glued the bomb on id probably get caught from laughing at that!Magicman10893 said:
Cover my head in in shaving cream and laundry detergent(the only liquid materials I have in this room) and then put my head in the microwave. At best, maybe it will fry the circuitry of the bomb or fuck up the glue somehow. At worst....Well, it's already going to explode, it doesn't get much worse then that.
Ooooooor tear the bomb off before the glue settles and toss in the nearby fridge. Then stack the two beds in room around the fridge and hide under my desk. I can do that in 60 seconds, they're just cots. I think this is way better then the microwave idea.
Ooooooor tear the bomb off before the glue settles and toss in the nearby fridge. Then stack the two beds in room around the fridge and hide under my desk. I can do that in 60 seconds, they're just cots. I think this is way better then the microwave idea.
Well I would be surprised that the guy got to my bed and ran out as well without tripping over the detritus that it is covered in.
If he did manage it, I would probably smash my head against the hardest object in my room, and hope it breaks. I would have gone for ripping it off, but it seems to be taken.
If he did manage it, I would probably smash my head against the hardest object in my room, and hope it breaks. I would have gone for ripping it off, but it seems to be taken.
I'm not going to lie, i nearly died laughing reading thisOniaPL said:
OT: probabaly the same as everyone as everyone else, yell FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU while having a wank over the bomb
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Wait what ?
Well, assuming that I couldn't defuse it or remove it, I'd call the girl that I'm in love with, tell her how much I love her from the bottom of my heart, apologize for blaming our fate on bad timing or waiting around for "the right moment" and with that, I think my time would just about be up.
Make a 30 second video about saying goodbye, set it to upload to Youtube and spend the last moments playing Pokemon.
Put it on the floor, cover yourself with a duvet, and hit the dirt. Unless the bomb's big enough to level the room, you stand an okay chance.Chickenfeed said:If, for arguments sake, the bomb hadn't stuck. What would you do with the bomb after you took it off? Your barricaded into your room and you're still holding a highly explosive device.RandallJohn said:I'd take the bomb off, since the glue hasn't had a chance to set yet.
If it were stuck already... I dunno... pray, I guess.