Your Fake ID name

[bean burrito]

My real name, so if I get caught with it, I'm not charged with identity theft.
Sorry to think like an underaged college student...

 

[Kaltazraza]

John Guy.
Your everyday everywhere normal guy.

 

[Kingpopadopalus]

Dante Aligheri. Why? Because I can say I've been through hell and back and look like an immortal and confuse everyone and possibly pick up young ladies that always wanted to know what it was like to have sex with a man from the middle ages.

On a more serious note, it's cause I like Dante's work, both the character and the author.

If that doesn't work then I'd go as SAXTON HAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE! With all the A's i could fit on there.

 

[lionrwal]

Bob Jones.
From 1234 Street Street.

Hopefully someone gets it...

 

[Reaper195]

Chet Manly.
Yeah, I would.


Archer reference aside, my fake ID is Robert Emerald. I created him a few years ago for a short story. I then gave him an entire back story...almost a whole life. So if I ever needed to fall back on a fake ID for whatever reason IRL, I actually won't have to put much effort into it.

 

[-KC-]

Diego María de la Concepción Juan Nepomuceno Estanislao de la Rivera y Barrientos Acosta y Rodríguez

 

[Silent observer]

Happy Spanners, hope someone gets the reference.

I am Dave! Yognau(gh)t and I have the balls!

OT:
Henry Jekyll

 

[Silent observer]

Double post! The Jekyll/Hyde irony here is palpable

 

[Lil_Rimmy]

Jerk InOff.

Cause I can't wait till someone reads it out.

 

[That One Guy Named X]

Tzu 'Donimm McPheyckneighm

 

[Kenjitsuka]

I'd choose Vladimir Lestraud; and yes, I got that name from Yahtzee's (fake) Duke Nukem Forever review.

If we're going Yahtzee then definitely Gareth Gobblecoque.
But realistically it needs to be inconspicuous and easy, so... Mike Jones?

 

[Yak Johnson]

John "Danger" Fist

 

[willsham45]

LORD OF THE MANCHILD'S RAT...cause why not...maybe lotmr for short...

 

[GrimGrimoire]

I have several, but the most used one is John Blackthorne.

I wonder if anyone gets it, and remember where it is from.

 

[SuperNova221]

Stanley Rose.

Stanley just because I think it's a nice solid manly name. Rose because I'm unoriginal and it's my last name.

Edit: Or if I wanted something a little wackier I'd go with Tycho Brahe. Oddball, but still believeable as long as nobody who checks it likes PA.

 

[CobraX]

Drew P. Wiener

It's funny because It sounds like droopy wiener....

 

[Goldeneye103X2]

Johnny Thunder......

They called him.....Johnny Thunder......

Or just call me James Sarest. Yeah, do that.

 

[David_G]

Lance Hardwood.

Yes.

 

[kouriichi]

Goosedown Florentine The 3rd.

 

[Hoplon]

Stanley Rose.

Stanley just because I think it's a nice solid manly name. Rose because I'm unoriginal and it's my last name.

Edit: Or if I wanted something a little wackier I'd go with Tycho Brahe. Oddball, but still believable as long as nobody who checks it likes PA.

It's a real name. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tycho_Brahe] Unless you don't look Swedish or forget your metal nose you should be okay.