My favourite is from the Wizard of Oz. "What would you do with a brain if you had one?". The best part is that it's not an insult in the context of the movie.
Your favorite insult from any media!
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"Frankly Baldrick, if a hungry cannibal were to crack open your skull, I doubt they'd be enough brains in there to cover a small water biscuit."
My was in that film Team America World Police where that guy didn't like the new guy cos he was an actor. His insult was something about drilling the guy dick so when he pissed, the urine will go everywhere!
Might as well. I'll let you know if I happen to catch a life threatening disease.Nouw said:Bwahaha maybe one day! Can we have a paper sheet eachmysecondlife said:If I knew you in real life, I would race you to see who finishes first.Nouw said:These are so going on my bucket list.
I read up on your facts - you cure cancer with your tears? Then tell me, Chuck, how come ya never sat down and cried on your career?
- Abraham Lincoln to Chuck Norris, Epic Rap Battles of History
You heard of Fractal Wrongness? Well, that insult is the opposite - it is fractal brilliance. Zooming in on any part of the insult reveals it to be just as brilliant as the whole thing. I sort of feel honoured by simple having heard it spoken.
- Abraham Lincoln to Chuck Norris, Epic Rap Battles of History
You heard of Fractal Wrongness? Well, that insult is the opposite - it is fractal brilliance. Zooming in on any part of the insult reveals it to be just as brilliant as the whole thing. I sort of feel honoured by simple having heard it spoken.
I...don't know what to say. I've got no idea what happened before but, if I was the guy this was directed towards, I'd have hung my head in shame, went back home and try to rethink my life. And then, or even during - cry in the bathroom.Hazy992 said:
Tough call, but I gotta go with "Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!"
I really like "chupacabra", which is some mexican (I think, don't quote me on it) folklore thingy literally translated into "goatsucker" which I think is wondefully versatile.
You double cross us and I'll drill two holes in your dick, so when you pee, it'll go in different directions.Scarim Coral said:
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I'll chop of your balls and shove them up your ass, so when you shit, you'll shit all over your balls!
From Black Books:
"Do you know what you are, Manny? You're a beard with an idiot hanging off it."
"Do you know what you are, Manny? You're a beard with an idiot hanging off it."
Blade Trinity. He's probably the best thing in the film. Maybe the only decent thing.StashAugustine said:Just wondering- where is this from?Blunderboy said: