Your favorite insult from any media!

[StashAugustine]

Just wondering- where is this from?

Blade Trinity. He's probably the best thing in the film. Maybe the only decent thing.

Ok, havent seen it. I know the line from Shoot 'em Up, so I wondered where it was from.

 

[Casual Shinji]

Nobody dishes out insults like Kevin Spacey...


...and nobody is as prime a victim for them than Frank Whaley.

 

[Brendan Stepladder]

"How did your brain ever comprehend human speech!?"

Oh, Joss Wheedon, your writing never ceases to amaze.

 

[Jolly Co-operator]

"Your mother has a job and is a respected member of the community"

Mandy to Sperg, from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

 

[Nouw]

Spoiler: Why not 100?

These are so going on my bucket list .

If I knew you in real life, I would race you to see who finishes first.

Bwahaha maybe one day! Can we have a paper sheet each ?

Might as well. I'll let you know if I happen to catch a life threatening disease.

As will I. I look forward to this day!

 

[theSteamSupported]

Graham Chpman rules 'em all, IMO.

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"Stupid git."

 

[Ghonzor]

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[Dango]

"Eggs, they's just chicken wannabes. Sure they hard on the outside but inside, they yellow."

Thank you Crapshots.

 

[Erja_Perttu]

"You spoony bard!"

Gotta love Tellah haha

Goddamn Ninjas! How dare you steal my favourite- Oh wait.


It's around the 1:40 mark. Good ol' Blackadder.

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

Perhaps not my favourite, but I am rather fond of this one:


Also pretty much anything said by Dr. House and Dr. Cox.

 

[DJjaffacake]

It's [popped up a couple of times already, but not in all its glory (starts at 2.00 and finishes at 2.54, but it's worth watching the whole thing).

 

[deathninja]

The Profanisaurus is full of them. "Whore from Fife" gets thrown around a lot around here.

 

[Saltarius]

"How appropriate. You fight like a cow."

 

[cojo965]

Tough call, but I gotta go with "Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!"

I fart in your general direction for missing that part.

 

[revjor]

love this one

 

[lacktheknack]

"I WOULD RATHER DRINK A BUCKET OF NAILS THAN GO OUT WITH YOU, YOU WEIRDO!"

Lots of people don't like Lupa right now, but that line made me cackle for an obscenely long time, and I'm not even sure why.

 

[jackpackage200]

Perhaps not my favourite, but I am rather fond of this one:


Also pretty much anything said by Dr. House and Dr. Cox.

Ninja'd

I LOVE THAT MOVIE.

Best dark comedy in years. I hope to use that quote IRL someday.

 

[algalon]

Surprised this hasn't been posted already

 

[DugMachine]

The term 'fuckface' is my insult of choice.

Oh and recently I saw "...You ocean of cum" as an insult. It had me in stitches.