Your favorite insult from any media!

[theSteamSupported]

Graham Chpman rules 'em all, IMO.

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"Stupid git."

 

[Ghonzor]

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[Dango]

"Eggs, they's just chicken wannabes. Sure they hard on the outside but inside, they yellow."

Thank you Crapshots.

 

[Erja_Perttu]

"You spoony bard!"

Gotta love Tellah haha

Goddamn Ninjas! How dare you steal my favourite- Oh wait.


It's around the 1:40 mark. Good ol' Blackadder.

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

Perhaps not my favourite, but I am rather fond of this one:


Also pretty much anything said by Dr. House and Dr. Cox.

 

[DJjaffacake]

It's [popped up a couple of times already, but not in all its glory (starts at 2.00 and finishes at 2.54, but it's worth watching the whole thing).

 

[deathninja]

The Profanisaurus is full of them. "Whore from Fife" gets thrown around a lot around here.

 

[Saltarius]

"How appropriate. You fight like a cow."

 

[cojo965]

Tough call, but I gotta go with "Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!"

I fart in your general direction for missing that part.

 

[revjor]

love this one

 

[lacktheknack]

"I WOULD RATHER DRINK A BUCKET OF NAILS THAN GO OUT WITH YOU, YOU WEIRDO!"

Lots of people don't like Lupa right now, but that line made me cackle for an obscenely long time, and I'm not even sure why.

 

[jackpackage200]

Perhaps not my favourite, but I am rather fond of this one:


Also pretty much anything said by Dr. House and Dr. Cox.

Ninja'd

I LOVE THAT MOVIE.

Best dark comedy in years. I hope to use that quote IRL someday.

 

[algalon]

Surprised this hasn't been posted already

 

[DugMachine]

The term 'fuckface' is my insult of choice.

Oh and recently I saw "...You ocean of cum" as an insult. It had me in stitches.

 

[WanderingFool]

The title's right this is the ultimate insult


Seriously, how the hell do you even come back from something like that?

You could have just it was the wrong answer...

 

[McMullen]

"Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?"

"No, have you?"

 

[Zack Alklazaris]

"Your post is a tedious, homogenised, chameleon-esque scribble which amounts to nothing more than the demented racket of a drugged lunatic banging loudly on kitchen pots and pans. It is an orgy of stultifying cacophonous verbal depravity; an exercise in literary impotence, and an offense to all of good taste and decency."

It was from an insult generator off an old website. I laughed my ass off.

and Blackadder

"M: Ah! Talking to yourself again, I see, BlackAdder? B: Yes, it's the only way I can be sure of getting intelligent conversation!"

 

[BiscuitWheels]

Either "rectum faced pygmy" from Red Dwarf or Dolemite calling someone a "rat soup eating honky ************".

 

[cwmdulais]

this was awesome, what makes it even better is that it isn't part of a tv show or something

"Belgium is pretty much a non country"

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

Keep the change you filthy animal! - Home Alone

Just classic.