Your favorite villain is now your room mate.

Gruevy

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I don't think I would mind [a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWQaxfputyo"]revving up my Harley but it's a possibility that I'll be coming home to this one day...

VaudevillianVeteran said:
...*Steps into room*
*Looks from side to side*
*Steps on chattering teeth landmine, confetti flies out, dangles from ceiling, saw-blades rising with 'HA-HA' written on floor*
DAMN IT, JOKER.
*laugh track*
 

thefrizzlefry

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canadamus_prime said:
thefrizzlefry said:
I don't think Dr. Clayton Forrester would be too bad a roommate. A bit of a jerk, perhaps, but, hey, no one's perfect, and he certainly knows his way around pop culture.
Just so long as he doesn't shoot you into space and force you to watch bad movies.
He's tried that twice and it's failed twice. Besides, I already have an epic collection of bad movies I watch of my own volition.
 

NeutralDrow

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Wait, does that mean I'm rooming at the Kotomine Church?

That's gonna be ten levels of awkward already, even disregarding interacting with Kotomine Kirei, priest, snarky trenchcoated badass, and surprisingly evil in his own way.
 

thrillingsuspense

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I don't want to be that kind of roommate, but I'm gonna tell Lust that she can't bring her friends over. (I hope she doesn't stab me)
 

Conza

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GUL DUKAT: "All that we have lost will be ours again!"
ME: "Dude, chill, I didn't steal your stuff."
 

Xpwn3ntial

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Eat it, Kyubey! I can't make contracts with you because I'm too old!

Pardon me while I call Homura and invite her over.
 

godfist88

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if i had to share a room with venom i'd probably be dead in the first week.

...that or he'd try passing his symbiont on to me and then we go on crazy rampages together.

depends on what mood he's in i guess.
 

Eomega123

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Well, my favorite fictional villian is Wargrave from "And then There Were None", and considering he was terminal and only really killed people who deserved it...this might actually get kind of boring.

Well, there's the whole terminal thing, so Press Start's Vlad can move in later :)
 

kuyo

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CannibalRobots said:
The Monarch?

Fuck yes.
I dunno, according to 21, that voice gets in your head when he screams.
I'd get Hexxus/Aku from Ferngully/Samurai Jack respectively. They're the same character, but two different voices, both awesome. I can party with a sweet transvestite and a raspy Japanese man in one go.
 

EHKOS

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FOR THE LAST TIME I DON'T CARE AOUT YOUR RIDDLES AT THREE AM. Yeah the riddler would get on my nerves after a while.
 

darksakul

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Let me think, Darth Vader.

"Hey Vader next time can you use your dark side powers to get some more milk, you drank it all, AGAIN". "Look Vader I will help you find that rebel hidden base if you just do the dishes".
 

KefkaCultist

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Kefka is my room mate? Hells yeah!!!

I mean he'd probably attempt to kill me a few times or at least burn the building down, but we'd have fun becoming gods to destroy the world.
 

The Gnome King

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Diablo2000 said:
Yep, your favorite villain is now your room mate...
I guess having a Dalek as a room mate is not gonna be easy.

Dalek: You insolent human will be exterminated!
Me:Yeah, Yeah, I know, would you kindly for release do the cleaning for a change?
Dalek: Daleks don't take orders from humans.
Me: It's not a order, it more like a reque-
Dalek:You will be exterminated!
Me: That does it, i'm calling The Doctor
Cersei Lannister as my roommate... Hmm.

http://www.heroesandheartbreakers.com/blogs/2011/04/the-women-in-game-of-thrones-cersei-lannister

Plus side - she's a beautiful woman.
Negatives - over protective of her sons, sleeps with her brother, leaves trail of corpses in her wake...

Hmm.
 

chowderface

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This could be a problem.

My apartment isn't really equipped for equines, but at least a regular horse would tolerate it before it died of overcrowding trying to sleep in my kitchen nook. Bad Horse would try to take me with him.
 

Drakmorg

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How could I even be a roommate with Sovereign? He won't even fit in my house, let alone the city it's located in.

I suppose I could live inside of him, but he'd be constantly pestering me to help him conquer the galaxy. On the other hand though, that's a goal I can really get behind...