Your favourite "In Soviet Russia..."

[Undertoken]

Mine would be: "In Soviet Russia, games play YOU."
What's yours?

 

[maninahat]

 

[Zipa]

 

[Boneasse]

In Soviet Russia, zero divides by you!

 

[Enemy Of The State]

In Soviet Russia, computer turns YOU on!

 

[Zipa]

In Soviet Russia forums troll you.

 

[SimuLord]

When playing Medieval II as Russia (Novgorod), I executed a perfect cavalry maneuver into the enemy infantry's rear...and (as is my tendency) yelled at the screen:

"In Soviet Russia, Horse Mounts YOU!!"

 

[Falseprophet]

Still has to be that old standby, "In Soviet Russia, Party finds YOU!"

 

[Jonluw]

In Soviet Russia, computer turns YOU on!

Wait... My computer does that all the time...

OT: In Soviet Russia, bass fingers you.

 

[Zipa]

When playing Medieval II as Russia (Novgorod), I executed a perfect cavalry maneuver into the enemy infantry's rear...and (as is my tendency) yelled at the screen:

"In Soviet Russia, Horse Mounts YOU!!"

 

[Ramin 123]

When playing Medieval II as Russia (Novgorod), I executed a perfect cavalry maneuver into the enemy infantry's rear...and (as is my tendency) yelled at the screen:

"In Soviet Russia, Horse Mounts YOU!!"

"Strappy horse" and "mighty general" never gets old in Rome Total War when you play as the Parthians

 

[Enemy Of The State]

In Soviet Russia, computer turns YOU on!

Wait... My computer does that all the time...

OT: In Soviet Russia, bass fingers you.

I knew someone would say that

O_O

 

[Palademon]

 

[the trooper]

in soviet russia pokemon capture you... ive always wanted to see the insides of a poke ball

 

[Jonluw]

In Soviet Russia, computer turns YOU on!

Wait... My computer does that all the time...

OT: In Soviet Russia, bass fingers you.

I knew someone would say that

O_O

Which one?

in soviet russia pokemon capture you... ive always wanted to see the insides of a poke ball

Spoiler: You are welcome

 

[deleted_scifidownbeat]

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[Xojins]

In Soviet Russia, road forks you.

 

[Enemy Of The State]

In Soviet Russia, computer turns YOU on!

Wait... My computer does that all the time...

OT: In Soviet Russia, bass fingers you.

I knew someone would say that

O_O

Which one?

Your first statement - true of many, I guess.

 

[Broady Brio]

In Soviet Russia, girl fucks you!

[Insert NSFW demotivational poster of the above statement.]

 

[ReservoirAngel]

Sorry but I have to be dirty here: In Soviet Russia, cock sucks you!

[sub]really sorry[/sub]