Your favourite "In Soviet Russia..."

[pyrosaw]

In Soviet Russia, porn jerk off to you!

That would be Chatroulette.

Snap! I never expected that!

 

[Keetron]

In Soviet Russia... this joke is STILL old.

 

[C95J]

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
In Soviet Russia.
Poem writes YOU!

 

[akibawall95]

In Soviet Russia car drive you or In Soviet Russia song sing you!

 

[Futureman]

in soviet russia children trick you into getting into there van

 

[RaZor921]

In Capitalist America, women drive car!

Wait what?

 

[gmaverick019_v1legacy]

i can not for the life of me remember where i saw it..but it was a pic of some guy who had his arms blown off and the 3rd comment underneath was priceless

"in soviet russia, bomb disarms you!"

 

[Aurora219]

In Soviet Russia, hookers pay YOU!

*off to Soviet Russia*

 

[DanielDeFig]

 

[imperialreign]

In soviet Russia, car fix you!!

 

[DeadPlatypus]

One made up by me and a friend: In Soviet Russia, love give bad name to you.

 

[BlueberryMUNCH]

In Capitalist America, women drive car!

Wait what?

LOL definitely gonna be using that one haha ^_^.

I err...*freestyles* In soviet Russia, turkey stuffs you.

 

[Folksoul]

Gotta go with the original.

Im America you can always find a party. In soviet russia The Party finds you!

 

[Jibblejab]

In soviet russia joke laugh at you

 

[Warforger]

Mine would be: "In Soviet Russia, games play YOU."
What's yours?

In Soviet Russia, Soviet Russian jokes are funny.

Sorry they were funny but by now they're so overused.

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

In Soviet Russia bath takes you!

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

Gotta go with the original.

Im America you can always find a party. In soviet russia The Party finds you!

No doubt about that, They actually have a contest in Russia where u take a shot of vodka then make a sandwich....repeat

 

[binvjoh]

In Soviet Russia, girl fucks you!

[Insert NSFW demotivational poster of the above statement.]

In Soviet Russia, girl mounts you!

 

[KyoFox]

In Soviet Russia, it's fairly chilly.

 

[theSovietConnection]

In Soviet Russia, the fool pities you!