'Are you being serious? or are you being joking?'
i overheard someone say this in my school, great grammer i know.
i overheard someone say this in my school, great grammer i know.
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you have no IDEA how much that made me laugh and for that I thank you.coxafloppin said:
here is a cookie:
"Well how can you love if you don't love yourself" - 'I Was Wrong' by Social Distortion
The quote doesn't seem like much, but if you knew how many self-hating, depressing dorks I had to put up with...
The quote doesn't seem like much, but if you knew how many self-hating, depressing dorks I had to put up with...
Ok I didn't want to post in this thread but I have to.
"Try a little more, little more, little more. They slap you like a ***** and you take it like a whore."
- Shake Tramp, Marianas Trench.
"Talk is cheap and lies are expensive, my wallets fat and so is my head. Hit and run and then I'll hit you again. A smartass but I'm playing dumb."
-Walking Contradiction, Green Day.
The latter is the lyrics I use to sum up myself.
"Try a little more, little more, little more. They slap you like a ***** and you take it like a whore."
- Shake Tramp, Marianas Trench.
"Talk is cheap and lies are expensive, my wallets fat and so is my head. Hit and run and then I'll hit you again. A smartass but I'm playing dumb."
-Walking Contradiction, Green Day.
The latter is the lyrics I use to sum up myself.
"In the absence of orders, find something and kill it" - Erwin Rommel, aka "The Desert Fox"
"Not by speeches and the votes of the majority, are the great questions of the time decided, but by iron and blood"
and
"A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence" - both by Otto von Bismark
"By all means, marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy, if you get a bad wife, you'll become a philosopher." - Socrates
"Veni, vidi, vici" (I came, I saw, I conquered) - Julius Caesar
"Not by speeches and the votes of the majority, are the great questions of the time decided, but by iron and blood"
and
"A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence" - both by Otto von Bismark
"By all means, marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy, if you get a bad wife, you'll become a philosopher." - Socrates
"Veni, vidi, vici" (I came, I saw, I conquered) - Julius Caesar
"Stand Back! I'm going to try SCIENCE!"
~No Idea.
"Reality is merely an illusion. Albeit, a very persistent one."
and
"There are only two things that are infinite: The universe and Human Stupidity. And I'm not so sure about the former."
~Both Albert Einstein.
~No Idea.
"Reality is merely an illusion. Albeit, a very persistent one."
and
"There are only two things that are infinite: The universe and Human Stupidity. And I'm not so sure about the former."
~Both Albert Einstein.
Not my absolute favorite (I don't know what that is), but here's one I really like, which may inspire some controversy but whatever.
"Kings and governors have domination over men; let there be none like that among you."
-Jesus, peace be upon him.
"Kings and governors have domination over men; let there be none like that among you."
-Jesus, peace be upon him.
"Life's but a walking shadow,
a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
and then is heard no more;
it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
signifying nothing."
William Shakespeare
a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
and then is heard no more;
it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
signifying nothing."
William Shakespeare
STOP WITH THESE THREADs. While im here though
"Dont ever be one of those people who, through trial and tribulation, is forced to find themselves. A true, honest, and worthwhile man will always know himself before he has to consider looking." That was my father.
"Dont ever be one of those people who, through trial and tribulation, is forced to find themselves. A true, honest, and worthwhile man will always know himself before he has to consider looking." That was my father.
Ah quotes, I just happen to have a collection of my favourites set aside for just such a thread. Allow me to cherry-pick a few...
Saying your plans out loud is a good way to hear god laugh.
Free speech is intended to protect the controversial and even outrageous word, and not just comforting platitudes too mundane to need protection.
-General Colin Powell
One day Alice came to a fork in the road and saw a Cheshire cat in a tree. "Which road do I take?" she asked. "Where do you want to go?" was his response. "I don't know," Alice answered. "Then," said the cat, "it doesn't matter."
- Lewis Carroll
A man with one watch knows what time it is; a man with two watches is never quite sure. ~Lee Segall
Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. ~Ludwig Börne
A gun gives you the body, not the bird. ~Henry David Thoreau
Hanlon's Razor
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
When asked to chop down a tree in 20 minutes, it's worth spending 5 to sharper the axe.
And a nice deep Calvin and Hobbes one to finish off:
Calvin: Help me (hic) get (hic) rid of (hic) these darn (hic) hic (hic) hiccups!
Hobbes: How?
Calvin: (hic) Scare me.
Hobbes: Our oceans are filled with garbage, we've created a hole in the ozone layer that's frying the planet, nuclear waste is piling up without any safe way to get rid of it...
Calvin: (hic) I mean surprise me (hic).
Hobbes: That doesn't?! Boy, you're cynical...
Saying your plans out loud is a good way to hear god laugh.
Free speech is intended to protect the controversial and even outrageous word, and not just comforting platitudes too mundane to need protection.
-General Colin Powell
One day Alice came to a fork in the road and saw a Cheshire cat in a tree. "Which road do I take?" she asked. "Where do you want to go?" was his response. "I don't know," Alice answered. "Then," said the cat, "it doesn't matter."
- Lewis Carroll
A man with one watch knows what time it is; a man with two watches is never quite sure. ~Lee Segall
Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. ~Ludwig Börne
A gun gives you the body, not the bird. ~Henry David Thoreau
Hanlon's Razor
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
When asked to chop down a tree in 20 minutes, it's worth spending 5 to sharper the axe.
And a nice deep Calvin and Hobbes one to finish off:
Calvin: Help me (hic) get (hic) rid of (hic) these darn (hic) hic (hic) hiccups!
Hobbes: How?
Calvin: (hic) Scare me.
Hobbes: Our oceans are filled with garbage, we've created a hole in the ozone layer that's frying the planet, nuclear waste is piling up without any safe way to get rid of it...
Calvin: (hic) I mean surprise me (hic).
Hobbes: That doesn't?! Boy, you're cynical...