Your favourite quotes.

[blankedboy]

I don't exactly know that many quotes, so I'll go with a Mary Shelly one from 'Frankenstein', it describes me pretty well.

Did I contradict myself?
Very well then, I contradict myself.
(I am large, I contain multitudes)

Sorry if this's been done before...
Anyway, what's yours?

 

[PAGEToap44]

I don't know where this is from:

"Never argue with the angry man."

Maybe it's just common sense.

 

[Zydrate]

"If it isn't broke, don't fix it"
Which I believe can be fit into so many things in life.

 

[PedroSteckecilo]

I thought there was already a thread of quotes...

 

[Phantom Sheep]

Hobbes (the cartoon tiger, not the political philosopher):

"Until you stalk
and overrun,
you can't devour
anyone."

 

[The_Prophet]

NOT FUCKING AGAIN! USE THE BLODDY SEARCH BUTTON!

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

NOT FUCKING AGAIN! USE THE BLODDY SEARCH BUTTON!

This is my favourite quote

 

[Sable Gear]

"Payback's a *****, and so am I"

 

[Monocle Man]

"In the land of the blind, One-Eye is king"

 

[CliveMurdoc626]

"Winners do what Losers refuse to do."

 

[Berethond]

"Use the Search Button for cryin' out loud." - berethond

 

[similar.squirrel]

There are far too many. Trawl through Black Books, Calvin and Hobbes, PG Wodehouse and you should find many of them. Godspeed.

 

[AceDefective]

Its not what i am but what i do that defines me- Batman

 

[Evil the White]

Announcement made to my school -
"Please do not walk home alone tonight.
You are in no danger, but there is a gang that may try to steal your phone."

 

[AceDefective]

Hobbes (the cartoon tiger, not the political philosopher):

"Until you stalk
and overrun,
you can't devour
anyone."

What about- If you do a job bad enough you will never be asked to do it again-Calvin

 

[bindox]

"I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around [the banks] will deprive the people of all property until their children wake-up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered. The issuing power should be taken from the banks and restored to the people, to whom it properly belongs."

- Thomas Jefferson, in 1802, warning America about the very mess we are in now.

Why we listened to the Democrat hoard when they clamored for "fair" housing and FORCED banks to loan money to people that could not pay it back just because "they deserve a house too, even if they are poor", I will never know.

 

[HAZEANDHALO]

WHAT THE ****- Ben Croshaw
(Im not offending him i just think...)

 

[blankedboy]

NOT FUCKING AGAIN! USE THE BLODDY SEARCH BUTTON!

Hmmm...
I can't seem to find the "bloddy" search button...

Also, Lol@Hobbes quote. I thought you could only get those in Europe. Or maybe you're European.

 

[Mardy]

Well, if there's anybody out there that can look around this demented slaughterhouse of a world we live in and tell me that man is a noble creature, believe me: That man is full of bullshit.

I think someone named Ditto made that.

 

[bindox]

NOT FUCKING AGAIN! USE THE BLODDY SEARCH BUTTON!

Hey, caplock clown, did you notice how many people posted in the thread and didn't act like a moron? Those people may not have been around the last time it was posted. Relax, read a different thread, go somewhere else if you don't want to see the thread. Do you walk into university classes and start screaming, "This has been taught before! Go watch the archived lectures!" ?

I nominate you for a 'Pointless Poster' badge.