Your favourite quotes.

[cyrad]

My mind blanked out on any good, meaningful quotes, but being a Phoenix Wright geek, I kept a notepad document with my favorite quotes. A few of them are...

Phoenix Wright: "This is how [he] killed him! With the force of gravity and [my client]'s ample bust!"

Judge: "Baliff, I don't care who it is, smack anyone who's loud in the face. Twice if you must!"

Phoenix Wright: "You see where I'm going?"
Edgeworth: "I think I see where you're going."
Judge: "Where is everyone going? Do I need to pack a suitcase?"

Edgeworth: "... I have no objection to the whip."

 

[SirDorius]

"In war it doesn't matter who's right, but only who is left" - can't remember the author

 

[Pandalisk]

Today i pissed in the seine - patton

 

[Noamuth]

"In the land of the blind, One-Eye is king"

FFFFFFFFFFF

..

Wait. I don't think that's a 'The Princess and the Cobbler' reference. Bugger.

Anyway.

"Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live." - Anon.

There's more, but eh.

 

[Smurfy 0151]

"I Hate Vans" -Francis, Left 4 Dead. Sure it's not anything to funny, but the way he says it bluntly in the middle of the zombie apocalypse is just...magic...

 

[Internet Kraken]

"I'm killing you with a......WEAPON!"

 

[Montgomery_Burns]

"I don't know what World War 3 will be fought with, but World War 4 will be fought with sticks and stones."
-Albert Einstein

 

[FoolKiller]

"I'm a horny engineer, Leonard. I never joke about math or sex"
Howard on The Big Bang Theory

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Rorscach: "Cancer? What type?"
Murdoch: "You know the type of cancer you get better from over time? That's the type I don't have."

Comversation between Rorscach and Murdoch from Watchmen.

 

[Sandernista]

Rorscach: "Cancer? What type?"
Murdoch: "You know the type of cancer you get better from over time? That's the type I don't have."

Comversation between Rorscach and Murdoch from Watchmen.

Moloch?

 

[chaser[phoenix]]

I ridin' on a dolphin, doin' flips and shit,
This dolphin's splashin', gettin' everybody all wet,
But this ain't Sea World, this is real as it gets,
I'm on a boat mother fucker don't you ever forget

 

[Hexadecimal]

"I went to the store the other day to get A4 paper for the printer. I got home and found out that the package said "F4". WHAT THE HELL IS F4 PAPER?? IT'S THE SAME WIDTH AS A4, BUT LONGER! WHO WOULD WANT THAT??"

 

[Incredible Bullshitting Man]

"There´s plenty of these in here."
-Me

 

[Aura Guardian]

NOT FUCKING AGAIN! USE THE BLODDY SEARCH BUTTON!

This is my favourite quote

I prefer "search button: the movie."
(Guess how many times I saw that one.)

 

[Sandernista]

If only I had known, I would have become a watchmaker-- Albert Einstein

I louv him

--Tman

 

[nick_knack]

There is a certain quality, to quantity

I think that was Lenin.....Or Stalin.

 

[Berethond]

NOT FUCKING AGAIN! USE THE BLODDY SEARCH BUTTON!

Hey, caplock clown, did you notice how many people posted in the thread and didn't act like a moron? Those people may not have been around the last time it was posted. Relax, read a different thread, go somewhere else if you don't want to see the thread. Do you walk into university classes and start screaming, "This has been taught before! Go watch the archived lectures!" ?

I nominate you for a 'Pointless Poster' badge.

Hey, lame retort dude, the other thread is forty-five pages long, it's been around longer than them, and they got to learn how to search sometime. Better sooner than later.

 

[The_Prophet]

NOT FUCKING AGAIN! USE THE BLODDY SEARCH BUTTON!

Hey, caplock clown, did you notice how many people posted in the thread and didn't act like a moron? Those people may not have been around the last time it was posted. Relax, read a different thread, go somewhere else if you don't want to see the thread. Do you walk into university classes and start screaming, "This has been taught before! Go watch the archived lectures!" ?

I nominate you for a 'Pointless Poster' badge.

You joined on the 19 March 2009, that means you didn't have to see this thread get repeated many many many times. It gets frustrating when you new dipshits don't use the search button and then act like smartasses.

 

[fenrizz]

got a couple that i like very much:

"There is a reason terrorists hate us, and it's not our religion or our surplus of freedoms. It is that we continually bomb and economically rape countries poorer than us -- bully them into submission. And, if that doesn't work, it's obviously 'cause we haven't bombed them enough, so we bomb them some more."

Don't know who wrote it, or, I can't remember now.

"I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world."
-Albert Einstein

Just the fact that he said it makes it gold!

 

[THEMANWHOIS]

"The snozberries taste like snozberries."