Your Final One Liner?

Crops

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Aug 16, 2009
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If games and movies have taught me anything, it's that talking instead of killing is an opportunity for plot twists.

So stab first, pun later.

After making the kill; grin, say "pwned" and teabag.
 

Tartarga

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"Looks like the king *puts on sunglasses* just got dethroned. YEAHHHHHHHHHHH!" Also what I would say if Burger King went out of business.
 

Sixties Spidey

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The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
 

notyouraveragejoe

Dehakchakala!
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dmase said:
This is what you get for killing my father!!!

5 seconds later of course I find out he is my father. NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Similar but "My Name Is notyouraveragejoe. You killed my father/mother/loved one. Prepare to Die!"

Cookie for the obvious quote.

And now from me:

"I wish I could say I was going to feel bad for what I'm about to do. I wish I could walk away with compassion. I wish that failing that I would leave this moment heavy hearted and filled with guilt. But we both know thats not true. We both know that I am not a good person, that I will not walk away from me and most importantly we both know that I will not fell guilty."
 

FinalDream

[Insert Witty Remark Here]
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mrhappyface said:
You fought through all 7 levels of hell, defeated every demonic monster and faceless soldier, you've acquired the sword to end all swords, and the final boss it at your mercy at your feet. What do you say?
For an example: http://www.hlcomic.com/index.php?date=2006-10-05
How about: See you in the sequel.
 

squidbuddy99

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"Don't curse at me for what happened. This has nothing to do with expertise or training, or even the fact that you clearly underestimated me. Hell, not even God or Allah or whatever the hell you worship had any influence on this. You just didn't want to kill me hard enough."
 

El Poncho

Techno Hippy will eat your soul!
May 21, 2009
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Imma let you finish but -entervillainhere- was one of the best villains of all time!
 

Ponch

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"I got half a mind to kill you... and the other half agrees."
"You're nothing but a headache and I've got a whole pistol full of aspirin."
- Pvt. Leonard L. Church
 

Cinnamonfloss

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FinalDream said:
mrhappyface said:
You fought through all 7 levels of hell, defeated every demonic monster and faceless soldier, you've acquired the sword to end all swords, and the final boss it at your mercy at your feet. What do you say?
For an example: http://www.hlcomic.com/index.php?date=2006-10-05
How about: See you in the sequel.
You win.
Id say "...Surprise!"
 

Darkenwrath

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"Go on. Beg. Make my fucking day."

BOOM HEADSHOT end scene.

oooorrrr

"You know this could of all ended differently if you didn't suck so much"