Your Final One Liner?

[notyouraveragejoe]

This is what you get for killing my father!!!

5 seconds later of course I find out he is my father. NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Similar but "My Name Is notyouraveragejoe. You killed my father/mother/loved one. Prepare to Die!"

Cookie for the obvious quote.

And now from me:

"I wish I could say I was going to feel bad for what I'm about to do. I wish I could walk away with compassion. I wish that failing that I would leave this moment heavy hearted and filled with guilt. But we both know thats not true. We both know that I am not a good person, that I will not walk away from me and most importantly we both know that I will not fell guilty."

 

[FinalDream]

You fought through all 7 levels of hell, defeated every demonic monster and faceless soldier, you've acquired the sword to end all swords, and the final boss it at your mercy at your feet. What do you say?
For an example: http://www.hlcomic.com/index.php?date=2006-10-05

How about: See you in the sequel.

 

[squidbuddy99]

"Don't curse at me for what happened. This has nothing to do with expertise or training, or even the fact that you clearly underestimated me. Hell, not even God or Allah or whatever the hell you worship had any influence on this. You just didn't want to kill me hard enough."

 

[El Poncho]

Imma let you finish but -entervillainhere- was one of the best villains of all time!

 

[Ponch]

"I got half a mind to kill you... and the other half agrees."
"You're nothing but a headache and I've got a whole pistol full of aspirin."
- Pvt. Leonard L. Church

 

[Cinnamonfloss]

You fought through all 7 levels of hell, defeated every demonic monster and faceless soldier, you've acquired the sword to end all swords, and the final boss it at your mercy at your feet. What do you say?
For an example: http://www.hlcomic.com/index.php?date=2006-10-05

How about: See you in the sequel.

You win.
Id say "...Surprise!"

 

[Darkenwrath]

"Go on. Beg. Make my fucking day."

BOOM HEADSHOT end scene.

oooorrrr

"You know this could of all ended differently if you didn't suck so much"

 

[Turkey Braveheart]

I've always wanted to say:
"Don't resist, embrace the darkness"

May seem emo-ish to some of you but I think it sounds cold blooded and imperious at a time when you are doing horrible things and your life is at risk. Also, as far as I know, it's original.

A close second is a famous Hindu saying:
"And I am become death, the destroyer of worlds"

I'm pretty sure Morrigan says that in Marvel vs Capcom 2...

Ah well, at least I have the Hindu saying. And if I'm feeling comical I'll just say "I am become Mike, the destroyer of YOU!"

 

[Free Thinker]

"My name is Murphy, and my law just kicked your ass!"

 

[Invaderbrim]

"What comes after asphixi-seven?"

 

[wildwind1290]

Well, here are my top three.

3. "Now this is what I call check and mate."
2. "5:30, time to die, sucker!"
1. "If you meet the guy who killed Isara Gunther, tell 'im I said hi."

 

[PurpleSky]

That's what she said.

/topic

 

[soilent]

Do you validate parking?

 

[TheJakester16]

"That's how we roll in my hood"
"Stick that in ya pipe and smoke it"
"Put that on your needles and nit it"

 

[neoontime]

"will you validate my parking"
He: "there is no parking lot in hell"
"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, you bastards!!!"

 

[Davvda]

"...HA!HA!"

 

[Mattdoesrock]

I'll kill you till you die from it!

 

[Broady Brio]

For fucks sake, die already!

Saints Row 2

 

[Death-of-Penguins]

Sorry man... but I'm the player character. We do this till I win.

 

[wordsmith]

"Kaboom, *****!" *presses detonator*