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Inmate13

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*as I pull a subpoena from my coat pocket*

Sorry, *dude who I just killed*, but you just got served
 

Robby Foxfur

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"Troy Aikman is a fag!" - why idk, but it would make the boss monster laugh before he died.
(disclaimer, not Troy Aikmen isn't a fag ...)
 

Drakmeire

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pull out a guitar and play freebird until the guitar catches on fire and explodes destroying everyone and everything except me (yes my guitars are made of plutonium and for some reason i am immune)
 

R1CK_D0M

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Depends on a: if this was an arcade game. and b: how hard/enjoyable it was.

arcade game (or unrewarding hard non arcade game) = "I (gasp) WANT (gasp) MY MONEY (gasp) BACK."

non arcade game: as I walk up to finish him at close range, I do that 'bow chicka wow' thing to whatever the song from this trailer is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVdJq-bfYrM. because the silly factor is king.
 

linkmastr001

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I showed this thread to my roomates and one of them came up with:

(Schwartzenager voice) Your coins. Give them to me.
 

not_the_dm

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"Man sí minna?
Man ammen toltha i dann hen Amarth?
I anann darthant dam morn si dannatha."
Or,
"I cemen nurrua? ar i sure?i súre naina!"
Or,
"Ú-velin i vegil an eigas
Egor i bilin a linnas
Egor i vaethor an aglar
Melin i mar i beriar."

Well done if you can get what they're from.
 

Count Igor

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Two drums and a cymbol walk off a cliff.

Ba dum *STAB*

Or, like Gordon:

I'm killing you with..
A weapon!
 

Macgyvercas

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Eukaryote said:
"good"


(Zelda: Wand of Gamelon for those of you not in the know)
No. Just...no. That "game" (as well as the other two) do not exist. They never have and never will. Besides, Nintendo didn't influence their creation, and they have been erased from Zelda canon, so even if they did exist they don't count. And that god awful TV series doesn't exist either. /rant

Sorry about that. Don't know what came over me.

Ummm, probably: "Eat lead, motherf***er!" *headshot*