Your First Kiss

[RandallJohn]

My freshman year of college. I was a piss-awful kisser (she didn't tell me that, but looking back, and having gotten better, I can say that's true.)

 

[FyreSyder]

It was kindergarten, she was considered the hottest chick in the class, and she kissed me. That was (no joke) my first and last kiss.

 

[Divine Miss Bee]

it was awful. i was ten years old, and good friends with a guy who lived across the alley behind my house. the day we were getting ready to move, he was hanging out in the alley, so my siblings and i went to play with him while the movers were getting our stuff. we played hide and seek, and he hid with me. while we were hiding, he kissed me. and it was scary and weird because i'm not all that into boys and he was not a good kisser.

 

[Jewrean]

I can't remember what age but it was in a dingy night club. I was extremely intoxicated and I ended up making out with a fat ugly chick. I'm not trying to be mean here so I'm sorry if that's how my post appears... But I definitely wasn't attracted to her the next time I saw her when I was sober.

 

[David_G]

14 years old, about 3 months ago actually. It wasn't anything really special, it was in the back of a night club with a girl that I'd frequently written to via MSN.

 

[Torrasque]

It was 2 weeks ago at this awesome bar with this girl I am currently dating.
We were both nervous, so I figured "hey, mind as well" and asked if I could get a kiss.
She smiled and said "Oh I suppose so" and we kissed. I had no idea what I was doing, and near the end, I think I accidentally gave her a bit of tongue. She moved away and said "Hey now! Thats not what a first kiss is supposed to be like!" but I knew she liked it.
Second to twenty-third kisses that night were even better than the first.

I was/am 21.

 

[Brandon237]

I was 15, on the third or fourth date with my current and first girlfriend. We had just come out of a movie (Missed opportunity 1) and sat outside, it was dark, in Winter, on the 20th August at around 5:40 - 5:40 pm, and a conversation had started about her vanilla lip-ice To this day the taste of vanilla brings back awesome memories. I turned my head, kissed her once on the cheek, she turned her head and we had a nice, brief kiss that left me smiling the whole night.

 

[AgentNein]

Blah, I'm trying really hard to remember my first kiss.

I remember first awkward sexing, but not first kiss. Goddamnit this is really going to bother me.

 

[Tonythion]

He caught me by surprise in the mall. I was leading the way to Sun Coast when he called me pulled me by my arm and planted one on me. He is much taller than me, older by four years and more experienced (with women though, I was his first boyfriend and he was mine) and I never had physical contact in that way before so after a good five seconds I punched him and ran away screaming bloody murder.

It was romantic.

Though I must say that's how a lot of things started out with him and I. When he first held my hand I went "Ah...ahh...AHHHHH!" and tried to run away....I regret nothing.

Oh yeah and I was 13/14 at the time

 

[Colour Scientist]

It was New Year's day. A friend of mine decided to drag me around the place as he did damage control. He was severely hungover and barely remembered anything from the previous night. For the record, he was eleven, and I was ten.
As he collected friends of his that weren't horrible dorks with stupid hair, he somehow got it into his head that he couldn't be seen hanging around with me if I was a "frigid". So he slipped away and convinced some chick to rectify that.

We roamed around for a while and at some point I got separated from the group. After a bit of looking around, I decided to check this small alleyway between two houses, where I was jumped and vigourously dry humped by a thirteen year old girl.
It was terrible. She was fervently trying to suck the tongue from my mouth or something and the grinding kind of hurt. I kept trying to push her off me but I was the puniest fucking ten year old ever. I guess she just figured I was trying to cop a feel because she started putting my hands up her top. I tried to yell something to the effect of "I don't even fucking KNOW you" but with her cavernous maw furiously devouring my face, all that came out was a sort of muffled cry.

Maybe ten, fifteen minutes later, I guess she got bored because she buggered off. I still have no idea who the fuck she was.

That was uncomfortable to read, that's such an awful story! Poor ten year old you. I remember when I was about eleven and the "frigid" label was like the end of the world to some people.

 

[Thamian]

Unless you count those uber awkwards ones when I was like 10 (I don't), then 20 years old, me and her hammered out of our respective skulls (a bottle of russian standard, what was left of her bottle of gin and a bottle of sparkling wine between the two of us), she is/was (really need get round to finding out which) my best friend, and about as likely to split with her boyfriend as hell is to freeze over... (I suppose DNF finally shipped, so... let revise that to 'as likely HL2:E3 coming out some time soon')

Probably worth pointing out that she started it. And was genuinely shocked that I'd never kissed anyone properly before, on the grounds that apparently bloody good at it... Guess I must be a natural (or she was so drunk anything would have felt brilliant).

 

[Daggedawg]

My first kiss happened last summer. I was 19, she was 20. I thanked her for a wonderful summer and promised I would one day return to her. Then I kissed her.

This September, I will return.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

That was uncomfortable to read, that's such an awful story! Poor ten year old you. I remember when I was about eleven and the "frigid" label was like the end of the world to some people.

Man, that's not even that bad. I always thought it was kind of funny.

And yeah, some people were fucking crazy about the "frigid" thing. I just didn't understand it at all.
Partially because I was still mainly concerned with Beyblades and shit and partially because the Cork Irish can barely fucking speak and everyone pronounced it as "frigit".

 

[Sentox6]

I was just wondering if this was support or plain douchebaggery


Since your post doesn't quite take a stand on either part of the pavement as it is
And I don't think it's particularly funny to go point the finger and laugh at someone like this.

I was simply bemused. I mean, his answer to "who was your first kiss?" is genuinely "my cousin". It's worth a chuckle, as far as I'm concerned.

Do I see any deeper negative connotations, or intend it as a pointed insult? No.

 

[Goldeneye103X2]

First kiss ever? Dont remember it. To long ago. ((im 20, but i dont care to remember my youth))

First kiss with my wife? I can recall that.
It all started a few years ago. I was trolling the web, and i might this chick in a forum. ((Not going to disclose it, but i will say it wasnt 4chan, my standards are higher then that))
We became instant friends and spent at least an hour a day hanging out and chatting. After a while we moved from the forum to AIM and spent more time talking.

Now i have nothing against homosexuals, or what they do in the bedroom, ((in fact, i tend to side with them if arguments breakout because they tend to be the less biased side)) but when she confessed her attraction to me, i couldnt help but shy away from her a little bit. I was just following one of the main rules of the internet, most "Women" on the web are men, and girl gamers are beyond rare.

After a while of talking she realized why i didnt want to say i love her back and she went out and bought a webcam. ((a cheap on, but mine was a Xbox cam, so im not one to talk)) We ended up Skyping that same afternoon, and continued our conversation into the night. Before long we were deep in love and ready to take it to the next level. ((This was about a year and a half after we met)) So, my uncle, wanting to go on vacation to Las Vegas, had to pass through the state she lived in, so i went with him.

We first met at the bus station ((my uncle took the rental car)), and the moment i got off the bus she flew into my arms, almost literally "glomping" me into a crowd of people, and we kissed. It was one of those moments that felt like it could only happen in the movie. We spent all night playing her Wii, and hanging out with her family. I spent the next few days in a local hotel, and hung out with her the entire time. ((Redacting the rest of this post to keep it PG))

And that's the story of my first kiss. Well, my first important kiss anyway. We have been together ever since, and have never had a single argument. After a few more years of working, im planning to move her way so we can have a real life together. Wow, that post was way longer then i thought it would be.

*sniff* (gets up from audience and claps wildly whilst crying) BRAVO SIR! BRAVO!

That was such a nice happy story. And the fact that you're still together just makes it better. I seriously never would have thought that two people would have gone so well together to the point of never having an argument. May you have many more happy days together.

Ah, the powers of the internet........

 

[winginson]

Actual first kiss - I remember it raining and it was dark. Thats about it.

First proper kiss - Going too fast on my bike, lost rear wheel on ice, slid a bit and took her out (thankfully the bike missed), blacked out and woke up on my back with her straddling me looking dazed, stared into eachothers eyes as I tried to regain focus, kissed her and said sorry, she kissed me back and we made out for a few seconds. How many accidents leave you in a perfect make out position? Was great.
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Then those few seconds ended and the pain kicked in. Both got sent to hospital to be treated for concussion and fractures. Still best one yet.

Now that is a good kiss, lucky b**tard... haha, I want an accident related kiss. A+

Did you read the bit about concussion and MASSIVE pain due to multiple fractures?

edit - OK I did say it was an awesome kiss.

 

[olliefrom1990]

I was 11 was with my first boyfriend and was just a quick cheeky kiss on the playground.

 

[Brandon237]

The next day the Principle called me into her office and threatened to call my parents and get me in trouble. That boys were 'dirty', and not to be trusted. Then again, it was a Christian School. I don't think I remember it because of the kiss, but of the eternal damnation they told me I was heading towards.

Lol! Reminds me of my old school... "North West Christian School" You will never find a more wretched hive of idiotic teachers and perversion... (The one girl there who was going out with a guy who had been expelled for bringing drugs into the school let all the guys in her class touch her boobs after she had lifted her dress... this was grade 7...)

When we had our "Talk" that the school did, I think I knew more about sex and relationships than the teachers telling us about this... They literally said do not kiss until marriage 0.o

And that story is cute, in a sane school, if I were a teacher I would have just smiled and made some slightly sarcastic comment that only you two would get... Some people these days!

 

[kouriichi]

First kiss ever? Dont remember it. To long ago. ((im 20, but i dont care to remember my youth))

First kiss with my wife? I can recall that.
It all started a few years ago. I was trolling the web, and i might this chick in a forum. ((Not going to disclose it, but i will say it wasnt 4chan, my standards are higher then that))
We became instant friends and spent at least an hour a day hanging out and chatting. After a while we moved from the forum to AIM and spent more time talking.

Now i have nothing against homosexuals, or what they do in the bedroom, ((in fact, i tend to side with them if arguments breakout because they tend to be the less biased side)) but when she confessed her attraction to me, i couldnt help but shy away from her a little bit. I was just following one of the main rules of the internet, most "Women" on the web are men, and girl gamers are beyond rare.

After a while of talking she realized why i didnt want to say i love her back and she went out and bought a webcam. ((a cheap on, but mine was a Xbox cam, so im not one to talk)) We ended up Skyping that same afternoon, and continued our conversation into the night. Before long we were deep in love and ready to take it to the next level. ((This was about a year and a half after we met)) So, my uncle, wanting to go on vacation to Las Vegas, had to pass through the state she lived in, so i went with him.

We first met at the bus station ((my uncle took the rental car)), and the moment i got off the bus she flew into my arms, almost literally "glomping" me into a crowd of people, and we kissed. It was one of those moments that felt like it could only happen in the movie. We spent all night playing her Wii, and hanging out with her family. I spent the next few days in a local hotel, and hung out with her the entire time. ((Redacting the rest of this post to keep it PG))

And that's the story of my first kiss. Well, my first important kiss anyway. We have been together ever since, and have never had a single argument. After a few more years of working, im planning to move her way so we can have a real life together. Wow, that post was way longer then i thought it would be.

*sniff* (gets up from audience and claps wildly whilst crying) BRAVO SIR! BRAVO!

That was such a nice happy story. And the fact that you're still together just makes it better. I seriously never would have thought that two people would have gone so well together to the point of never having an argument. May you have many more happy days together.

Ah, the powers of the internet........

Lol. Considering 3 out of 4 relationships start on the internet these days, its bound to happen sometime.

Right now that its not such a happy time. x: Shes going to college to become a dentist, so i only get to see her about once or twice a month. ((though we still do skype every night))

 

[Hermia]

I don't know, I think I was about 6. Some girl in the lunch line turned around and attached her lips to mine. It was frightening.

How cute!

Mine was with my boyfriend in middle school. We were about to leave school for christmas break. We wouldn't get to see each other over the break at all so my best friend dangled a wad of grass over our heads that she had pulled from the ground. It was pretend misletoe and we kissed underneath that while little clods of dirt bounced off of our heads. It was a very slobbery diguisting kiss though if I remember right...